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Tall_James
03-07-2006, 02:49 PM
<p>These stories never get old.</p><p><em><strong><a href="http://www.azcentral.com/community/gilbert/articles/0307deputychief-sheep07-ON.html" target="_self">According to the deputy's report, &quot;(The owner) took me into the back yard and showed me where he and (neighbor) pulled up. He took me through the corral gate and I saw the victim for the first time. She was a small gray lamb about three feet tall and four feet long.&quot;<br /><br />The men then told the deputy they walked over to the small barn, opened the door and &quot;saw Leroy holding the lamb down on its side in the hay with his pants down trying to have sex with it. That's when he made the statement about (expletive) the lamb.&quot;</a></strong></em> </p><p>That lamb was asking for it.</p>
Furtherman
03-07-2006, 02:52 PM
<p>I like this guy.&nbsp; He's honest!</p><p>Must have had a nice rack.</p>
FUNKMAN
03-07-2006, 03:01 PM
EWE! disgusting...
GwEnYpOo
03-07-2006, 03:50 PM
THERE WAS A STORY ABOUT A GUY , I THINK IT WAS IN SUDAN , I COULD BE WRONG , BUT ANYWAY , THIS GUY CAUGHT SOME OTHER GUY FUCKING HIS GOAT SO HE TOOK IT UP WITH THE AUTHORITIES AND IN THE END THE GOAT-FUCKER HAD TO MARRY THE GOAT
Sheeplovr
03-07-2006, 03:53 PM
psst your caps lock is on<br />
FUNKMAN
03-07-2006, 04:06 PM
<strong>GwEnYpOo</strong> wrote:<br />THERE WAS A STORY ABOUT A GUY , I THINK IT WAS IN SUDAN , I COULD BE WRONG , BUT ANYWAY , THIS GUY CAUGHT SOME OTHER GUY FUCKING HIS GOAT SO HE TOOK IT UP WITH THE AUTHORITIES AND IN THE END THE GOAT-FUCKER HAD TO MARRY THE GOAT <p>but the guy had to go to jail first. and when the goat would come visit the guy would put his chest up against the glass and say &quot;Oh Sweet Billy&quot;... like in The Cable Guy...</p>
A.J.
03-08-2006, 03:36 AM
&nbsp; <strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I like this guy.&nbsp; He's honest!</p><p>Must have had a nice rack.</p><p>Mmmmm...rack of lamb.</p><p><img height="298" src="http://www.vwenthusiast.com/yabbse/attachments/homer-drool.gif" width="200" border="0" /></p>
bobrobot
03-08-2006, 04:03 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">I heard he uses mint jelly as a lubricant!</font></strong></p><p><img height="280" src="http://www.julesandsharpie.com/lib/i/p/l/product_hotmint.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>