I'm going to be rich!!! Thanks to Steven Gerrad!!

[Patches]

<p>OH HAPPY DAY!</p><p>I just got this email-</p><p>Dear Friend,<br />&nbsp;<br />I am Steven Gerrad and I represent Mrs. Yulia Timoshenko theUkraine's Deputy Prime Minister. I have a very sensitive and confidential brief to ask for your partnership in re-profiling funds over USD$1.1billion Dollars . I will give you the details, but in summary, the funds are coming via Bank Menatep. This is a legitimate transaction. You will bepaid 4% for your &quot;Management Fees&quot;.<br />&nbsp;<br />Write back by email and provide me with your confidential telephone number, fax number and email address and I will provide further detailsand instructions. Please keep this confidential, we can&rsquo;t affordmore political problems. Finally, please note that this must be concluded within two weeks. <br />&nbsp;<br />Please write back promptly.<br />&nbsp;<br />Regards,<br />Steven Gerrad<br />&nbsp;<br />P.S: You can confirm by clicking this link: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/1119459.stm" target="_blank"><font color="#003399">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/1119459.stm</font></a></p><p>HOLY SHIT!!&nbsp; WHAT LUCK...&nbsp; 4 percent of 1.1 billion is....</p><p>40 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!</p><p>PARTY TIME!</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>DUDE!</p><p>Shove a few percent the Moe's way!</p>

[Hottub]

<p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/49020/page/Who_s_dumb_enough_to_fall_for_the_Nigerian_scam_.h tm" target="_blank">I hope you make more than these guys!</a></p><p>Best of luck, and remember, I'm you friend!!!</p><p>Party at Patches'!!!!!</p>

[coffeeal401]

with that 4% you can buy the Brooklyn Bridge. Party on Garth.

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">I'm going to be rich!!! Thanks to Steven Gerrad!!</font></strong> </p><p>sorry bro, too late! i sent my info in yesterday...</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img width="302" height="368" border="0" src="http://www.vedadi.net/images/wall.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>You can trust Steve! He's a famous soccer player!<br /></p>

[Mr.Pants]

<p><img src="http://zaynah2005.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/gerrad.jpg.w300h225.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>You sure it's not Gerrard</p>

[Mr.Pants]

Bastard! &nbsp;you beat me to it.

[mendyweiss]

To quote Moe &quot;Niger please&quot;

[Greggie44]

Good ones Bulldogcakes and Mr. Pants.&nbsp; That is the first thing I thought of when I clicked on this thread.&nbsp; That guy is great.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong><font size="1">I'm going to be rich!!! Thanks to Steven Gerrad!!</font></strong> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>sorry bro, too late! i sent my info in yesterday...</p><p>i just got a reply... sending in my social security and bank account numbers as we speak</p><p>nana na nana</p>

[PapaBear]

It should be safe to give them your Social Security number and Credit Card, don't even THINK about telling them your RonFez.net screen name!

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Man, I hope I start getting these things.</p><p>I'm just going to send them back a picture of my asshole.&nbsp; No words, no threats.&nbsp; I'll let my own asshole do the talking.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />It should be safe to give them your Social Security number and Credit Card, don't even THINK about telling them your RonFez.net screen name! <p>thanks bro... you got ten dollars coming when the check arrives, should be soon!</p>

[Mr.Pants]

<p>Liverpool fans' song:(apparently too good to be true)</p><p><strong>I love you Stevie</strong><br />(Tune: I love you baby) </p><p>You're just too good to be true,<br />Can't get the ball off of you,<br />You've got a fantastic touch,<br />You're gonna win us so much, <strong>*</strong><br />And when we're pissed in the bars,<br />We just thank god that you're ours,<br />You're just too good to be true,<br />Can't get the ball off of you . . .<br /></p><p>Ba da, Ba da, Ba da da da,<br />Da da da, da da, da da da da,<br />Da da da, da da, da da da da,<br />Da da da da da daaaaaaaaa&hellip; </p><p>We love you Ste-evie<br />Because you hate Man U<br />We love you Ste-evie<br />You hate the toffees too<br />We love you Ste-evie<br />You're Liverpool through and through . . . </p><p>Oh Stevie Gerrard<br />La la la la la la, la<br />Stevie Gerrard,<br />La la la la la la,<br />And we love you Stevie, yes we love you . . . </p><p>You're just too good to be true . . . etc </p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Man, I hope I start getting these things.</p><p>I'm just going to send them back a picture of my asshole.&nbsp; No words, no threats.&nbsp; I'll let my own asshole do the talking.</p><p>Careful, they could use that picture of your &quot;brown eye&quot; to get past your bank's retinal scanners!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Man, I hope I start getting these things.</p><p>I'm just going to send them back a picture of my asshole.&nbsp; No words, no threats.&nbsp; I'll let my own asshole do the talking.</p><p>Careful, they could use that picture of your &quot;brown eye&quot; to get past your bank's retinal scanners!</p><p>and it's an easy way to look directly into your brain.... awwwww</p><p>didn't mean that Moe, it was just sittin there for the takin&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

[furie]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br><p><img width="302" height="368" border="0" src="http://www.vedadi.net/images/wall.jpg" /> </p><p>You can trust Steve! He's a famous soccer player!<br /></p><p></p>

anyone who promotes Carlsberg is a cheat and a liar.

still......40 million......

[Patches]

you fuckers laugh but 40 mil is 40 mil... I'LL BE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK!&nbsp; Which of course I just gave to Steve the routing and account number for...