Tempted by the Fruit of Another

[sr71blackbird]

<p>I was at a party tonite and saw my cousins new girlfriend and thought she was hot.&nbsp; She and I had eye contact a few times and it stirred my desire.&nbsp; But I know it was wrong and didnt want to even think about it on several levels.&nbsp; But I was aroused&nbsp;at the idea of it none the less.&nbsp;&nbsp;I almost felt like&nbsp;I cheated by just looking!&nbsp; Does this happen to anyone else?&nbsp; Any horror storys? </p><p align="center"><img height="266" src="http://www.lajerga.com/m/i/articles/issue18/coffee-pie/tempted.jpg" width="182" border="0" /></p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p> </p><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I was at a party tonite and saw my cousins new girlfriend and thought she was hot. She and I had eye contact a few times and it stirred my desire. But I know it was wrong and didnt want to even think about it on several levels. But I was aroused at the idea of it none the less. I almost felt like I cheated by just looking! Does this happen to anyone else? Any horror storys? </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br /></p><p>You find Angelina Jolie or strippers in a strip club attractive. Do you have the same feelings of guilt? <br /></p><p>Here's the deal. It's perfectly acceptable to have lustful feelings for another person, as long as you don't act on them. But if you do act on them, physical contact, etc.... then there's a problem.</p><p>What that nagging feeling is telling you is that there's an issue in your current relationship that needs to be addressed. </p><p>I mean, you just LOOKED at her. It's not even you had a conversation with her.</p><p>The other thing about this is that it was your COUSIN'S girlfriend. Bros before ho's, dude.</p><p> </p><p> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 3-4-06 @ 9:27 PM</span>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font size="1">Tempted by the <font color="#ff0000" size="2">Fruit </font>of Another</font></strong> </p><p><strong><font color="#000099">twig &amp; berries???</font></strong></p><p><img height="600" src="http://www.stillphotography.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/Twig_Berries_CRW_1298.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p>

[Doogie]

Why dont ya fuck her. If the feelings of guilt are still there, then you should stop. Until then oggle away.

[tele7]

I'll bet money you&nbsp;spanked it&nbsp;the second you got home.&nbsp;

[sr71blackbird]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I was at a party tonite and saw my cousins new girlfriend and thought she was hot. She and I had eye contact a few times and it stirred my desire. But I know it was wrong and didnt want to even think about it on several levels. But I was aroused at the idea of it none the less. I almost felt like I cheated by just looking! Does this happen to anyone else? Any horror storys? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><br /></p><p>You find Angelina Jolie or strippers in a strip club attractive. Do you have the same feelings of guilt? <br /></p><p>Here's the deal. It's perfectly acceptable to have lustful feelings for another person, as long as you don't act on them. But if you do act on them, physical contact, etc.... then there's a problem.</p><p>What that nagging feeling is telling you is that there's an issue in your current relationship that needs to be addressed. </p><p>I mean, you just LOOKED at her. It's not even you had a conversation with her.</p><p>The other thing about this is that it was your COUSIN'S girlfriend. Bros before ho's, dude.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 3-4-06 @ 9:27 PM</span> <p>I think everyone has within them&nbsp;the capacity to want something that to their better judgement is regarded as a&nbsp;forbidden want;&nbsp; You&nbsp;wish you had&nbsp;your&nbsp;neighbors car/house/job/wealth, even wife.&nbsp; I dont know if Id go so far as saying that my desire is an indication&nbsp;that a &quot;nagging feeling is telling you is that there's an issue in your current relationship that needs to be addressed&quot;, but I do see the point and it does have validity in some cases.&nbsp; </p>

[sr71blackbird]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br />I'll bet money you&nbsp;spanked it&nbsp;the second you got home.&nbsp; <p>...Soon!</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>I met a nice lady on myspace who I exchanged emails with for a few weeks. We planned on meeting for lunch and a movie. Imagine my surprise when she didn't show up. - but my wife did!!</p><p>In the words of Marion Barry - &quot;I was set up / the bitch set me up&quot; - my myspace friend was my wife posing as another chick to see if I would cheat / take the bait. </p><p>we both had a good chuckle - I told her I knew it was HER all along. </p><p>it's a lil off topic but hey - all good things are OFF topic</p>

[Gvac]

Were you listening to Escape (The Pina Colada Song) again Perry?<br />

[Fallon]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br><p>I was at a party tonite and saw my cousin and thought she was hot. She and I had eye contact a few times and it stirred my desire. But I know it was wrong and didnt want to even think about it on several levels. But I was aroused at the idea of it none the less. I almost felt like I cheated by just looking! Does this happen to anyone else? Any horror storys? </p><p align="center"><img height="266" src="http://www.lajerga.com/m/i/articles/issue18/coffee-pie/tempted.jpg" width="182" border="0" /></p><p></p>

I made the story hotter.

[mikeyboy]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Were you listening to Escape (The Pina Colada Song) again Perry?<br /><p>Gvac beat me to it.</p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Were you listening to Escape (The Pina Colada Song) again Perry?<br /><p>To quote ESD: &quot;You Sonofabitch!&quot;</p><p>I wanted to say that.&nbsp; Good one!</p>

[MadMatt]

<p>IMO as long as you don't act on it, there is no problem.&nbsp; Everybody thinks &quot;the wrong thing&quot; every so often.&nbsp; It's normal.</p><p>I used to beat myself up about things like this until I learned that everybody thiks that way <em>sometimes</em> and to <em>some extent</em>.&nbsp; It doesn't make you a bad person.</p><p>However, if you know it is wrong (i.e. cheating on your girl/boy friend, hurting your cousin, etc.), then there may be a little trouble.&nbsp; Going through with the action is the clincher IMO.</p>

[Snoogans]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="1" face="verdana" color="black"><strong>Tempted by the Fruit of Another</strong></font>&nbsp;</p><p>tempted but the truth is dicovered &nbsp;&nbsp; whats been goin on, now that you've been gone</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>THERE's no other, tempted by the fruit of another&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i tried nailing my sister-in-law, but she wouldn't budge. it was like pulling mussels from a shell...</p><p>edit: it's a joke people</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>of course i nailed her</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>not!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 3-6-06 @ 11:48 PM</span>

[Recyclerz]

<p>You&nbsp;wish you had&nbsp;your&nbsp;neighbors car/house/job/wealth, even wife.&nbsp;</p><p>Well, you're doing some of that there covettin', you are.&nbsp; I'd knock that off, son,&nbsp; before you get in&nbsp; real trouble.</p><p><img src="http://www.heathrowe.com/tuts/fireimages/8.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>Pina colada - I KNOW RIGHT?</p><p>crazy. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I used to think the lyrics were:</p><p>&quot;Pulling muscles for michelle&quot;</p>

[SatCam]

I once fondled a girl with my eyes.

I was accused of sexual eyesault.

logging off

[FUNKMAN]

<p>I was accused of sexual eyesault</p><p>man, that must have stung?</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i tried nailing my sister-in-law, but she wouldn't budge. it was like pulling mussels from a shell...</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">So she was a goodbye girl?</font></p>

[jafter]

<p>&nbsp;never thought it would happen<br />With me and the girl from clapham<br />Out on a windy common<br />That night I ain&rsquo;t forgotten<br />When she dealt out the rations<br />With some or other passions<br />I said you are a lady<br />Perhaps she said I may be</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Better be careful we know how this one ends. <br /></p>

[SatCam]

I was accused of sexual eyesault
man, that must have stung?

Not any worse than <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/69/Topic/48627/page/Whats_YOUR_cold_remedy_.htm" title="nose douching is WEIRD!">nose douching</a>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I was accused of sexual eyesault man, that must have stung? Not any worse than <a title="nose douching is WEIRD!" href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/69/Topic/48627/page/Whats_YOUR_cold_remedy_.htm">nose douching</a> <p>but at least with nose douching you smell good afterwards! like fresh flowers</p>

[Hottub]

...or a &quot;Spring Rain&quot;!

[Reephdweller]

I don't know what's creepier, reading this - or trying to figure out which cousin he's talking about!

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Reefdweller</strong> wrote:<br />I don't know what's creepier, reading this - or trying to figure out which cousin he's talking about! <p>be careful bro... i had a friend who was dreaming that he was having sex with a girl doggie-style but when the girl turned around it wasn't a girl at all... it was his brother</p>

[SatCam]

when the girl turned around it wasn't a girl at all... it was his brother
Tempted by the Fruit of a Brother?

[epstein]

@ No-No's....Friends girls ...and friends ex's

[Badinia]

<p>That's right, no slap and tickle, or you'll be up the junction.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="100" src="http://www.badinia.com/uploaded_images/withnail-780511.gif" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Regards, Badinia</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Badinia on 3-9-06 @ 8:12 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />when the girl turned around it wasn't a girl at all... it was his brother Tempted by the Fruit of a Brother? <p>That was a fucking good one!!!! KUDOS</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Billy Staples]

<p><font size="4">Tempted by the Fruit of another?</font></p><p><font size="4" /></p><p><font size="4">I am so disappointed.&nbsp; I would have bet anything this was about Moe new hair conditioner.....or maybe his desk</font></p><p><font size="4" /></p><p><font size="4">no definitely the hair conditioner that&nbsp; he 'accidentally' used twice</font></p><p><img height="109" src="http://istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/754463/1/istockphoto_754463_laughing_geek.jpg" width="79" border="0" /></p>

[Iamnotatool]

<div align="left">Doesnt matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home.<br /></div>

[nevnut]

Like me and the wife always say &quot;Just 'cause you're on a diet, doesn't mean you can't look at the menu, just no sampling!&quot;

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by nevnut on 3-12-06 @ 10:16 AM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">Tempted by the Fruit of Another</font></strong> </p><p>i was at shop-rite today and the lady in produce took out some nice melons. somebody grabbed them so she said i could reach in the box and get mine...</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="4">Tempted by the Fruit of another?</font></p><font size="4" /><font size="4"><p><font size="4">I am so disappointed.&nbsp; I would have bet anything this was about Moe new hair conditioner.....or maybe his desk</font></p><font size="4" /><font size="4"><p><font size="4">no definitely the hair conditioner that&nbsp; he 'accidentally' used twice</font></p><p><img height="109" src="http://istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/754463/1/istockphoto_754463_laughing_geek.jpg" width="79" border="0" /></p><p><font size="1">OK Staples, IT'S ON!!!</font></p></font></font>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="4">Tempted by the Fruit of another?</font></p><font size="4"><font size="4"><p><font size="4">I am so disappointed.&nbsp; I would have bet anything this was about Moe new hair conditioner.....or maybe his desk</font></p><font size="4"><font size="4"><p><font size="4">no definitely the hair conditioner that&nbsp; he 'accidentally' used twice</font></p><p><img height="109" src="http://istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/754463/1/istockphoto_754463_laughing_geek.jpg" width="79" border="0" /></p><p><font size="1">OK Staples, IT'S ON!!!</font></p></font></font><p>i take 5 chicken parms thats Moe will win</p></font></font>

[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="4">Tempted by the Fruit of another?</font></p><font size="4"><font size="4"><p><font size="4">I am so disappointed. I would have bet anything this was about Moe new hair conditioner.....or maybe his desk</font></p><font size="4"><font size="4"><p><font size="4">no definitely the hair conditioner that he 'accidentally' used twice</font></p><p><img width="79" height="109" border="0" src="http://istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/754463/1/istockphoto_754463_laughing_geek.jpg" /></p><p><font size="1">OK Staples, IT'S ON!!!</font></p></font></font><p>i take 5 chicken parms thats Moe will win</p></font></font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Food? Where's food? Throw some my way... I'm hungry&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

It's ok to find other people attractive when you are in a relationship. Ms. Stugots has a friend that is hot. I know the two of them have caught me looking a few times at her. Its no big deal.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>here's a cute little nugget of joy...</p><p>when my wife and i were on our honeymoon we were on the beach and my wife is to my left. Also to my left about 10 yards away were two girls who were topless. What i didn't realize is how light my sunglasses were. As i talked to my wife she saw my eyes were focused on the topless girls and she eventually got pissed...</p><p>Mind you the topless girls were not getting me excited, it was more of a 'novelty' factor. I never saw woman topless on a beach before...&nbsp; </p>

[Billy Staples]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Mind you the topless girls were not getting me excited, it was more of a 'novelty' factor. I never saw woman topless on a beach before...&nbsp; </p><p>Did it work on her?....cause i definitely ain't buying that&nbsp; line of crap</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">What i didn't realize is how light my sunglasses were</span><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://i14.ebayimg.com/03/i/04/f8/e5/ab_1_b.JPG" /></p><p>It's the size you should be worried about not the tint&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 3-15-06 @ 8:21 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Mind you the topless girls were not getting me excited, it was more of a 'novelty' factor. I never saw woman topless on a beach before...&nbsp; </p><p>Did it work on her?....cause i definitely ain't buying that&nbsp; line of crap</p><p>Billy? i thought we were bros, compadres, why i even pitched to you...</p>

[Billy Staples]

<p>whatsa matta funky, cant take a witty retort?&nbsp;&nbsp; huh...all give, no take</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>well theres a new sheeriff in town</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and if you see him warn me, will ya</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>here's a cute little nugget of joy...</p><p>when my wife and i were on our honeymoon we were on the beach and my wife is to my left. Also to my left about 10 yards away were two girls who were topless. What i didn't realize is how light my sunglasses were. As i talked to my wife she saw my eyes were focused on the topless girls and she eventually got pissed...</p><p>Mind you the topless girls were not getting me excited, it was more of a 'novelty' factor. I never saw woman topless on a beach before...&nbsp; </p><p>I will have to remember this for the next time I get caught looking.&nbsp; </p><p>My girlfriend is cool with me looking, as long as I dont disrespect her.&nbsp; She knows it is natural to look at a hot women walking by.&nbsp; </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><p>whatsa matta funky, cant take a witty retort?&nbsp;&nbsp; huh...all give, no take</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>well theres a new sheeriff in town</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and if you see him warn me, will ya</p><p>is that witty retort or witty retart?&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>hey, we have to practice our comedy somewhere...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Peace!</p>

[keithy_19]

I had a dream I cheated on my girl friend with this girl who I used to be really fond of. I felt guilty for the next week and eventually told her about the dream. She didn't mind, but then she had a dream about cheating on me. Oh what a world.

[Billy Staples]

<p>OK Funk, thats it</p><p>Mark Farner is a gay bible thumper...there I've said!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>how do you like thode apples</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yours in Christ</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Staples</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>( I hope I didnt piss off Isaac Hayes)</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Billy Staples on 3-16-06 @ 10:54 PM</span>