View Full Version : NASCAR; Whats up with that?
GoldMolson
02-27-2006, 10:08 AM
<h2><span class="mainnavlink">Ever notice how after every race, the only black person you ever see is the same guy</span></h2><h2><span class="forumlink">with the towel and caps?</span></h2><h2><span class="forumlink">How about a Driver or hell, even a tire changer?</span></h2><h2><span class="forumlink">IT's 2006!!!WHATS UP WITH THAT?!</span></h2>
ShelleBink
02-27-2006, 10:27 AM
<p align="center"><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers......
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10) YOU HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.</strong></font><br /><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>
09) THE PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.</strong></font><br /><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>
08) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.</strong></font><br /><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>
07) THE PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON THE CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.</strong></font><br /><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>
06) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.</strong></font><br /><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>
05) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.</strong></font><br /><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>
04) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.</strong></font><br /><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>
03) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.</strong></font><br /><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>
02) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
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AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:
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01) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.</strong></font></div><p align="center"> </p><p align="center">Wakka Wakka</p><p align="center"><img width="200" height="200" border="0" src="http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/50/e7/Palisade_Toys_The_Muppet_Show_Series_II_Fozzie_Bea r-resized200.jpg" /> </p><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong /></font>
Death Metal Moe
02-27-2006, 10:59 AM
<p>Because NASCAR doesn't care about black people.</p><p><font color="#ffffff">Ronnie told me it's part of the White Power thing he's trying to get going, don't tell Earl</font>.</p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-27-2006, 11:33 AM
Olease use <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/82/Topic/48821/page/NASCAR.htm" target="_self">this</a> thread.
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