A costly piece of ass

[Judge Smails]

<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="629" border="0"><tr><td colspan="3"><p>Story: <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4746760.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4746760.stm</a> </p><p>&nbsp;</p></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" width="416"><font size="1"><strong>A bicycle courier in Colombia has been given a four-year jail sentence for grabbing a woman pedestrian's bottom, a TV station has reported.</strong> </font><p><font size="1">A judge's ruling - criticised by some as being too harsh - ruled the courier had committed an abusive sexual act. </font></p><p><font size="1">Diana Marcela Diaz told RCN that the courier had cycled off after groping her, but had been caught by passers-by. </font></p><p><font size="1">When he was arrested, she was given the option of slapping him, letting him go, or filing a complaint. </font></p><p><font size="1">She had chosen to set a precedent that would stop sexist behaviour, she said. </font></p><p><font size="1">RCN described the sentence as historic, but some lawyers condemned it as excessive. </font></p><p><font size="1">A female member of the national ombudsman's office said the courier had only acted out of lust. </font></p><p><font size="1">&quot;He didn't use violence or commit a sexual act,&quot; she was quoted as saying.</font></p><p><font size="1"><img src="file:///C:/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/158%5B1%5D.gif" border="0" /><br />&nbsp;</font></p></td></tr></table>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by judge_smails on 2-25-06 @ 2:06 PM</span>

[spoon]

Nice to see Columbia has it's priorities in order.&nbsp; Who's the leader of this country, Pat Roberts?&nbsp; Perhaps a God-sent huricane is on the way after this &quot;Act of Lust&quot;?&nbsp; Why don't they focus more on making those spiffy jackets?

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>The 4 year sentence sounds harsh, but when you break it down its actually 2 years per butt cheek. <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>OK, it still sounds harsh. &nbsp;</p>

[spot]

She was probably asking for it.

[furie]

this is just inline with columbian culture. didn't they execute a goalkeeper after he missed a kick during the world cup?

[Judge Smails]

<p>Link:&nbsp; <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4750818.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4750818.stm</a></p><p>The above is another story out of Colombia where they have&nbsp;suspended arrest orders for the leaders of the ELN;&nbsp;the second largest&nbsp;guerilla group that has been fighting a bloody war to overthrow the government since the 1960s.</p><p>So, let me get this straight: try to overthrow the government and they enter into negotiations with you; grab a woman's ass and you get four years.</p><p>Who's the ass grabber's lawyer?</p><p><img src="http://www.simpsons-crazy.co.uk/media/Pictures/hutzstand.gif" border="0" /></p>

[more cowbells]

<font size="2">Columbian girls are fine-as-hell, though. I can't blame the bicyclist for grabbing her ass. I have a super hot employee at my job that I'd love to grab her ass. Out here in the U.S. of course....</font>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>luckily she didn't have a diaper on. then it would really have been a shitty deal...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i don't know, it's late...</p>