Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

[Patches]

<p>Why change the headline?&nbsp; Sometime's the funny just falls from the sky.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.nbc4i.com/news/7302651/detail.html">http://www.nbc4i.com/news/7302651/detail.html</a></p><p>In a related note, Jim Norton is normal.</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>OK, now I've read it all.&nbsp; That's just about the grossest thing I've ever heard.</p>

[suggums]

<p>this guy gives brand new meaning to 'piss in the cup'<br /></p>

[A.J.]

<p>Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna police that he enjoys drinking urine.</p><p>&quot;Why hell, you're just a damned pervert!!&quot;</p><p><img src="http://matthewmaynard.net/images/pattonslap.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[UnknownPD]

<font size="1">mmmmmmmmm.....urine</font>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=norm+macdonald+screwed/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=11p27s335/EXP=1140897871/*-http%3A//www.cinemovie.info/screwed.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;oh no what's this liquid, it's urine, human urine&quot;...</p>

[Jennitalia]

crinkle crinkle

[curtoid]

<p>Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard...</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" /></p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">The really awful part is that he catheterizes the poor boys w/ a&nbsp;crazy straw!</font></strong></p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.spectaculartoys.com/Catalog/spiderman/smdinner/SMstraw.gif" width="102" border="0" /></p>

[torker]

<img height="300" src="http://www.worldcommunitycookbook.org/season/guide/photos/asparagus.jpg" width="360" border="0" />

[Marc with a c]

<p>&quot;urine trouble&quot; gee gee gee</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sorry</p>

[sr71blackbird]

What a pisser!

[NewYorkDragons80]

_{I'm not saying this isn't disgusting, but what did he do that was illegal?<br />}

[legroommusic]

seems like the parents of one of the kids was pissed off.

[FUNKMAN]

if ESD knew this guy he would address him as Mr Pee...

[fezident]

<p><strong>&quot;I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth.&quot;</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now THAT is some fucked up shit right there.&nbsp; Who even talks like that?&nbsp; When I hear somebody in a movie stuff like that....I roll my eyes.&nbsp; </p><p>Creepy bastard.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>fezident</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>&quot;I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth.&quot;</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now THAT is some fucked up shit right there.&nbsp; Who even talks like that?&nbsp; When I hear somebody in a movie stuff like that....I roll my eyes.&nbsp; </p><p>Creepy bastard.</p><p>kind've like</p><p>&quot;I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti ...&quot;</p><p>or</p><p>&quot;I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>these would be two good soundbytes for one of the intro's...</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Where have I read this before. .&nbsp; . . . . . </p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/CurrentPage/5/forum/52/Topic/48215/RequestTimeout/500" target="_self" title="Oh thats right! ">Oh thats right!&nbsp;</a></p><p>Its so gross it probably deserved its own thread, though. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>