View Full Version : The Animal War is Coming! - Arm Yourselves!
Judge Smails
02-20-2006, 09:52 AM
<p><strong><font size="4">Study: Elephants Might Seek Revenge<br /></font></strong></p><p>Amid frequent reports of herds of elephants destroying African villages without apparent cause, some scientists are speculating elephants might be attacking humans in revenge for years of abuse, giving new meaning to the saying elephants never forget, New Scientist magazine reported. </p><p>Story: <a href="http://www.cbs47.com/entertainment/wierd_news/story.aspx?content_id=B1A65DCB-4AC7-413A-8218-2364B02847E8">http://www.cbs47.com/entertainment/wierd_news/story.aspx?content_id=B1A65DCB-4AC7-413A-8218-2364B02847E8</a></p>
FUNKMAN
02-20-2006, 09:57 AM
i'm not scared... i'd wrap e'm up in cellophane
pennington
02-20-2006, 10:30 AM
Maybe I'm being self-delusional, but I feel relatively safe from elephant attacks here in northern NJ.
Judge Smails
02-20-2006, 10:33 AM
<strong>pennington</strong> wrote:<br />Maybe I'm being self-delusional, but I feel relatively safe from elephant attacks here in northern NJ. <p><img src="http://www.employeeactivities.com/memberb/images/355.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Ever been to Great Adventure? Sleeper Cells, my friend. Sleeper Cells.</p>
FUNKMAN
02-20-2006, 10:50 AM
and sometimes at Macy's they have white elephants...
Ndugu
02-20-2006, 12:02 PM
just take away their credit cards . . .
pennington
02-20-2006, 01:00 PM
<p>Ever been to Great Adventure? Sleeper Cells, my friend. Sleeper Cells.</p><p>Yeah, but now that the press has jumped all over it, they'll know we're monitoring their cell phones.</p>
DeltaPin
02-20-2006, 02:08 PM
<p>How can you tell if there is an elephant in bed with you?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>It has a big 'E' on it's pajamas.</p><p> </p><p>::crickets::</p>
sr71blackbird
02-20-2006, 04:36 PM
<p>Whats grey and comes in quarts?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><img height="127" src="http://www.lionking.org/imgarchive/Clip_Art/elephant.gif" width="115" border="0" /></p>
towny
02-20-2006, 04:53 PM
If you catch and elepahant with one good uppercut on the jaw that fucker drops every time. no worries
Ndugu
02-20-2006, 07:08 PM
but who in the world other than ronny two bucks bennington could have such power?
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