Most Disappointing Movie Nude Scene

[Uncle Fezster]

Teri Hatcher - Heaven's Prisoners<br />

[Marc with a c]

sirens. too much hype. actually just saw it and was disappointed.<br />

[Sheeplovr]

The Crying Game i mean um Alexander no wait... im not good at this game<br />

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />The Crying Game i mean um Alexander no wait... im not good at this game<br /><p>or too good?</p>

[Rogerman]

Marilu Henner - The Man That Loved Women

[Tall_James]

Dame Judi Dench in Mrs. Henderson Presents

[MadMatt]

<p>Kathy Bates in &quot;About Schmidt&quot;</p>

[shodan]

<p>Sirens? No offense, but you are a gay man, right? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /></p><p>For me the most disappointing nude scene was Goldie Hawn in Wildcats, worst tits ever...WOW</p>

[Snoogans]

<p>anyone of tara reid's home videos now</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Dennis Franz on NYPD Blue.</p>

[Hottub]

<p>Christina Applegate -&quot; Streets.&quot;</p><p>I had been waiting for years to crank it to her, and I get a blurry side breast shot. What a RIP!!!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

that girl who was posted recently in the Hot Chic Pic thread... doesn't she realize they now have razors?

[curtoid]

<blockquote style=""><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Kathy Bates in &quot;About Schmidt&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>She did have a much stronger nude scene in &quot;At Play in the Fields of the Lord,&quot; a film where everyone got naked at some point - including Daryl Hannah - which would be my most disappointing movie nude scene.</p>[/quote]<p>&nbsp;</p>

[Steels]

Angela Baker - &quot;Sleepaway Camp&quot;<br />

[WhistlePig]

William H. Macy's butt in "The Cooler"

[Salsashark]

<p>Halle Berry in 'Swordfish'</p><p>or</p><p>Christina Ricci in 'Prozac Nation'</p>

[pennington]

Anything in &quot;Eyes Wide Shut&quot;.&nbsp;That whole movie was tedious.

[EliSnow]

<strong>shodan</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sirens? No offense, but you are a gay man, right? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /></p><p>For me the most disappointing nude scene was Goldie Hawn in Wildcats, worst tits ever...WOW</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I was trying to think of one, and that is definitely a good one.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">BTW, you can't say that Kathy Bate's scene in About Schmidt was most &quot;disappointing.&quot;&nbsp; Disappointing means that you had an expectation and it was not fulfilled.&nbsp; Did anyone really have any high expectations for Kathy Bates nude?</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">Disappointing may not fit this choice either, but it's definitely the worst nude scene ever - the bathroom scene in the Shinging. You start off with a hot smoking chick and suddently you have a disgusting old woman.&nbsp; </font></p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>shodan</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sirens? No offense, but you are a gay man, right? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /></p><p>For me the most disappointing nude scene was Goldie Hawn in Wildcats, worst tits ever...WOW</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I was trying to think of one, and that is definitely a good one.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">BTW, you can't say that Kathy Bate's scene in About Schmidt was most &quot;disappointing.&quot;&nbsp; Disappointing means that you had an expectation and it was not fulfilled.&nbsp; Did anyone really have any high expectations for Kathy Bates nude?</font></p><p>I think that was meant as a joke.</p>

[spot]

Showgirls..Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle MacLachlan's swimming pool scene.

[EliSnow]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><blockquote /><p>I think that was meant as a joke.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">See, that's my problem.&nbsp; I don't always get the subtle humor.</font></p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I think that was meant as a joke.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">See, that's my problem.&nbsp; I don't always get the subtle humor.</font></p><span style="color: black; font-family: verdana"><font size="3">No, I was really disappointed.&nbsp; I thought Kathy Bates was a hot piece of A before that nude scene.<p>&nbsp;</p></font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: verdana"><font size="3">&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p></font></span> <p><span style="color: black; font-family: verdana"><font size="3" /></span></p><span style="color: black; font-family: verdana"><font size="3"><p>&nbsp;</p></font></span>&nbsp;<span style="color: black; font-family: verdana"><font size="3">&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p></font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: verdana"><font size="3">&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p></font></span> <p><span style="color: black; font-family: verdana"><font size="3">OK, I'm kidding.&nbsp; It really was a joke.&nbsp; Sorry Snow.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></font></span></p>

[sr71blackbird]

<img height="475" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004XPQQ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="258" border="0" />

[MadMatt]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><img height="475" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004XPQQ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="258" border="0" /> <p><font size="2">That is funny on so many levels!&nbsp; BRAVO!</font>&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody"><font size="2">That is funny on so many levels!&nbsp; BRAVO!</font></span></p><p>please name one level on how it's funny</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody"><font size="2">That is funny on so many levels!&nbsp; BRAVO!</font></span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>please name one level on how it's funny </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>OK, it may be sick, but the Olsen Twins jokes have been around for years.&nbsp; The juxtaposition of the tween-movie and nude scene is funny on a base level.</p><p>Although you only asked for one, here is another: The title of the movie is &quot;Our Lips are Sealed.&quot;&nbsp; Again, an implied juxtaposition of the pure and the profane.</p><p>OK, I am kind of ashamed I found it funny, but damn it, it was.&nbsp; Quit making me think about it, just let me be a perv for a minute.</p>

[sr71blackbird]

Sheepy hates me

[torker]

<p><a href="http://ibrecords.com/journal/uploads/kelly_preston_mischief_1985.jpg" target="_blank">Kelly Preston</a> in Mischief.&nbsp; Icky. NSFW.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&quot;Three Men and a Baby&quot;</p><p>The diaper changing scene was a huge letdown. &nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Salsashark</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Halle Berry in 'Swordfish'</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yeah, but she made up for it in &quot;Monsters Ball&quot; </p><p>Years later, I'm still spanking it to that scene. &nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Sideways</p><p><img src="http://media.fi.jippii.com/mesta/leffakuvat/sideways.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>i'm actually disappointed i got a glimpse of the guys ashcan dangling in the breeze...</p>

[Salsashark]

Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant

[Furtherman]

<p>Harry.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>In Harry and the Hendersons.</p>

[Crippler]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p><a href="http://ibrecords.com/journal/uploads/kelly_preston_mischief_1985.jpg" target="_blank">Kelly Preston</a> in Mischief.&nbsp; Icky. NSFW.</p><p align="left"><strong><font size="3">????????????</font></strong></p><p>I think Mrs. Travolta &amp; her perfect breasts were sensational in that movie.</p>

[DeltaPin]

<strong>Salsashark</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Halle Berry in 'Swordfish'</p><p>or</p><p>Christina Ricci in 'Prozac Nation'</p><p>Don't see how you could be disappointed with these two.&nbsp; Clear breast shots, &amp; Ricci even had a bit of bush.</p>

[FMJeff]

i'm going to say the Lolita scene from Broken Flowers. Awful.

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">
i'm going to say the Lolita scene from Broken Flowers. Awful.</span></p><p>no way that was one of the best things in movies </p><p>its all unexpected and awkward cause at first your like what the hell cause she looks 16 so it feels illigal</p><p>its a shock if you don't know about it and shes adorable&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

Neve Campbell in &quot;When Will I Be Loved&quot;.&nbsp; Barely any frontal shots of her and she seduces Domenic Chianese (Uncle Junior).&nbsp; ::shudder::

[torker]

<strong>Crippler</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p><a href="http://ibrecords.com/journal/uploads/kelly_preston_mischief_1985.jpg" target="_blank">Kelly Preston</a> in Mischief.&nbsp; Icky. NSFW.</p><p align="left"><strong><font size="3">????????????</font></strong></p><p>I think Mrs. Travolta &amp; her perfect breasts were sensational in that movie.</p><p>I lied.&nbsp; </p>

[Crippler]

Fair enough.

[bobrobot]

<p><img height="196" src="http://media.bestprices.com/content/dvd/90/174296.jpg" width="144" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Ewww...Another case of Crazy Glue Terrorism???</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.lakesidebilliardsupply.com/locktite.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Now I've got wood, which leaves the twins w/ leather...</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 2-26-06 @ 10:31 PM</span>