Marriage Contract For Wifely Expectations

[booster11373]

<p>This guy drew up a contract for his wife to follow, The contract covers hygeine, sexual practices, even good behavior days. worth the read, gave me some good ideas HIOOOOOOOOOO</p><p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html" target="_self">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html</a></p>

[furie]

A man with a plan

[booster11373]

<p>If it was'nt for the kidnapping and child porn charges this guy could have gotten a show on Spike TV</p>

[torker]

<p>Signed,</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Jessica Simpson</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>first rule of marriage club, take demands and shove them up your ass...</p>

[East Side Dave]

<p>second rule of marriage club- don't get married</p>

[pennington]

<p>1) This has been a tough month for guys named Frey.</p><p>2) Maybe this was a red flag not to marry this guy.</p>

[FMJeff]

<strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This guy drew up a contract for his wife to follow, The contract covers hygeine, sexual practices, even good behavior days. worth the read, gave me some good ideas HIOOOOOOOOOO</p><p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html" target="_self">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html</a></p><p>I see nothign unreasonable about this contract whatsoever. I plan to make Missy sign the same. </p>

[FUNKMAN]

3rd rule of marriage club, take the rape prevention prevention class...

[Sheeplovr]

<p>My Highschool makes the kids in Senior Health Class Write up a Marriage Contract</p><p>I
have mine somewhere I actuly think I might of posted it on this message
board I used to post alot of my homework back years ago<br />
</p>

[FUNKMAN]

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