View Full Version : At lunchtime. . . Order that soda with NO ICE!
Judge Smails
02-15-2006, 06:56 AM
<p>7th Grader finds that you'd be better off drinking out of the toilet than getting a soda with ice.</p><p><em>"I found that 70-percent of the time, the ice from the fast food restaurant's contain more bacteria than the fast food restaurant's toilet water."</em><br /></p><p>Linky: <a href="http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=25442">http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=25442</a></p>
Sheeplovr
02-15-2006, 07:07 AM
who gets ice in their soda anways the soda is kept cold in the machine and you get more without ice<br />
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 07:11 AM
ice is not nice
JerseyRich
02-15-2006, 07:31 AM
No ice is thrice as nice!<br />
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 07:32 AM
<strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br />No ice is thrice as nice!<br /><p>saying that twice might suffice</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-15-06 @ 11:32 AM</span>
bobrobot
02-15-2006, 07:41 AM
<strong><font color="#000099" size="5">Don't cut the Coke!!!</font></strong>
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br />No ice is thrice as nice!<br /><p>saying that twice might suffice</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-15-06 @ 11:32 AM</span> <p>I'd rather have mice in my rice then a drink with ice.</p>
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 07:57 AM
<strong>Hosp</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br />No ice is thrice as nice!<br /><p>saying that twice might suffice</p><p>I'd rather have mice in my rice then a drink with ice.</p><p> </p><p>cooling your drink with lice does not entice</p>
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hosp</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br />No ice is thrice as nice!<br /><p>saying that twice might suffice</p><p>I'd rather have mice in my rice then a drink with ice.</p><p> </p><p>cooling your drink with lice does not entice</p><p>Your vice with lice doesn't excuse the ice.</p>
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 08:22 AM
<strong>Hosp</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hosp</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br />No ice is thrice as nice!<br /><p>saying that twice might suffice</p><p>I'd rather have mice in my rice then a drink with ice.</p><p> </p><p>cooling your drink with lice does not entice</p><p>Your vice with lice doesn't excuse the ice.</p><p> </p><p>i will take your advice and pay the price</p>
Death Metal Moe
02-15-2006, 08:38 AM
<p><img height="200" src="http://image.com.com/mp3/images/cover/200/drd200/d298/d2984963rnv.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p>Dicey Dice says Ice is Twice as Nice!</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 2-15-06 @ 12:40 PM</span>
JerseyRich
02-15-2006, 08:46 AM
<img width="568" height="388" border="0" src="http://members.tripod.com/~babyturtle/2bday2.JPG" />
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 08:48 AM
<p>Tripod doesn't rhyme with ice!</p>
Sheeplovr
02-15-2006, 08:56 AM
<h1><font size="1"><strong><strong class="title">Rachel Weisz likes her
Ice she wishes you would see her movies twice in a nice theator so
there will be no mice and big seats that dont feel like a vice <br />
</strong></strong></font></h1>
GwEnYpOo
02-15-2006, 01:48 PM
ice is a vice i'd rather have head lice
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 01:53 PM
i like spice on my rice, it's nice!
sr71blackbird
02-15-2006, 01:54 PM
Id rather a slice of ricin than a basin of piss where ice is in.
suggums
02-15-2006, 01:58 PM
<p>ice water is great...at home</p><p>fuck the rhyme, it broke this time </p>
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 02:00 PM
<p>i love to have beer named weiss with no ice at a reasonable price</p><p>and a slice</p>
sr71blackbird
02-15-2006, 02:08 PM
Tainted ice will never suffice
Hottub
02-15-2006, 02:08 PM
My Lemon Slice®, with no ice, was so nice, I ordered it twice! Could be a vice.
Judge Smails
02-15-2006, 02:19 PM
I'll partake in your device. To be precise, I'd roll the dice and much rather sip from the lice infested snatch of Heidi Fleiss than to pay the price and inbibe of some tainted ice.
GwEnYpOo
02-15-2006, 02:51 PM
now im going to eat some ricce with spice and no ice and watch miami vice
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 02:53 PM
miami vice is nice, it's better than disney on ice
PapaBear
02-15-2006, 02:55 PM
<img height="204" src="http://www.basenotes.net/images/photos/26121214.jpg" width="200" border="0" />
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 03:00 PM
<img src="http://www.cnnsi.com/football/news/2003/07/18/burning_questions/t1_tice_all.jpg" border="0" />
Judge Smails
02-15-2006, 03:15 PM
<p>So, my little cautionary thread, warning about the dangers of contaminated ice at fast food places, has degenerated into a rhyming, picture posting pissing contest? </p><p>Oh well. . .</p><p><img src="http://images.art.com/images/-/Bo-Bice--C10264047.jpeg" border="0" /></p>
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 03:17 PM
<p>So, my little cautionary thread, warning about the dangers of contaminated ice at fast food places, has degenerated into a rhyming, picture posting pissing contest?</p><p>you are very precise and gave good advice!</p>
Bulldogcakes
02-15-2006, 03:20 PM
<p> </p><strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>So, my little cautionary thread, warning about the dangers of contaminated ice at fast food places, has degenerated into a rhyming, picture posting pissing contest? </p><p> </p><p>Your cautionary thread was derailed instead.Next time try a thread about bread. Or something you read about the Grateful Dead. <br /></p><blockquote /><p> </p>
Judge Smails
02-15-2006, 03:27 PM
<p>Back on the ice track:</p><p><img src="http://lonewacko.com/images/condi-rice-usa-today-lonewacko-dot-com.gif" border="0" /></p>
GwEnYpOo
02-15-2006, 03:38 PM
you know who gives good advice ? vincent price .
torker
02-15-2006, 03:40 PM
As long as I don't have to listen to the Radio Chick, Butchie and Chuck Nice.
Ice Cube?
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/next_friday/_group_photos/ice_cube6.jpg
SatCam
02-15-2006, 03:57 PM
A thread about ice never remains concise
Judge Smails
02-15-2006, 04:11 PM
<img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004XPVN.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" border="0" />
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 04:31 PM
<p>when making love i like to add a little spice, it could be a device or just some ice...</p><p>and sometimes licorice</p>
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