Pencil Dicked Geek

[Judge Smails]

<p><strong><font size="6">OUCH!</font></strong></p><p>A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.</p><p>Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.</p><p>So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.</p><p>Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.</p><p>Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: &quot;At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.</p><p>&quot;Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils.&quot;</p><p>Link: <a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html?menu=news.quirkies">http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html?menu=news.quirkies</a></p>

[Sheeplovr]

If it wasn't a number 2 then all the test results will be messed up<br />

[Patches]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />If it wasn't a number 2 then all the test results will be messed up<br /><p>Don't worry it was- he stuck it up his ass first.</p>

[Jennitalia]

i thought girls only stuck things in their genitalia

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">I'd love to see the&nbsp;drawing it made&nbsp;in his bladder!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/CrumbSketch.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Perhaps a self portrait, like some ancient primitive would have made on the wall of a cave!</font></strong></p>

[Hosp]

<img src="http://www.bodyslamming.com/deceased/pics/blassie.jpg" border="0" />