Holmes and Cruise are breaking up

[Dirtybird12]

<p><a href="http://msnbc.msn.com/id/11354786/" target="_self">&nbsp;Holmes and Cruise are breaking up</a></p><p>Oh gosh I can't believe this ... simply awful</p>

[HBox]

People aren't really calling them TomKat, are they? God, I feel phony just typing that.<br />

[SatCam]

Tom Cruise is almost as gay as John Travolta

[FUNKMAN]

<p>OH THE HUMANITY!</p><p>actually i couldn't give a rats left nut...</p>

[SatCam]

I feel bad for the kid

[furie]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br>People aren't really calling them TomKat, are they? God, I feel phony just typing that.<br /><p></p>

i hate the whole "Bennifer" type thing too. Why do people even care?

[Hottub]

<p>I gotta pull this one out again!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img title="Tom can lick my sack while she cleans my bung!" height="142" alt="Tom can lick my sack while she cleans my bung!" src="http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/4953/giveometer5li.gif" width="179" border="0" /></p>

[fezident]

<p>Damn!</p><p>I haven't seen the give-a-fuck-meter since my Clay Aiken vs. Josh Groban thread!!!&nbsp; </p>

[Dirtybird12]

<img height="263" src="http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/tom-oprah-jump.jpg" width="350" border="0" />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I feel bad for the kid <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WTF? I've attempted to post two times but no text...</p><p>what i said was</p><p>he/she will have about half a billion to forget the pain and he/she may be happy about the split after catching a rerun of the Oprah show</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-14-06 @ 9:07 PM</span>

[SatCam]

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/tomcruiseh.jpg" alt="THIS IS A BETTER CAPTION!!!!!!" title="THIS IS A BETTER CAPTION!!!!!!" />

[torker]

Dibs on the&nbsp;fetus.

[booster11373]

But who will teach us how to love?

[Hottub]

<p>after catching a rerun of the Oprah show</p><p>On XM Satellite Radio, of course!</p>

[torker]

<strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br />But who will teach us how to love? <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="252" src="http://www.scientology.org/pics/std/l-ron-hubbard/professional-dozens-fields/master-mariner/sea-captain/index.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>She must have been squirted with water its the only way to stop the scientologist menace</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tall_James]

<p>Tom Cruise is nuttier than squirrel poop.</p>

[ShelleBink]

<p>Who's the real loser? Chris Klein.</p><p>He dated Katie for years, and never got pussy because she wanted to wait until marriage.</p><p>Now she's knocked up and not getting married.</p><p>HA-HA!&nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

<p>But Holmes and Yoyo are still going strong, right?</p><p><img height="253" src="http://www.tvparty.com/spotpix11/yoyo1.gif" width="210" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><img title="THIS IS A BETTER CAPTION!!!!!!" alt="THIS IS A BETTER CAPTION!!!!!!" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/tomcruiseh.jpg" border="0" /> <p>Awesome.</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I feel bad for the kid <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WTF? I've attempted to post two times but no text...</p><p>what i said was</p><p>he/she will have about half a billion to forget the pain and he/she may be happy about the split after catching a rerun of the Oprah show</p><p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-14-06 @ 9:07 PM</span> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>MIkeyboy? I think he's talking about the same thing I sent you in PM the other day - </p><p>Funk, when you try to add text after quoting someone its not showing u? or is it just me from time to time?</p>

[Marc with a c]

i thought she was made up.

[Death Metal Moe]

I just figured Ron did her voice and they had a play actor show off her hips in that picture.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Funk, when you try to add text after quoting someone its not showing u? or is it just me from time to time?</p><p><br /></p><p>yup! has happened to me a couple times this evening. i type the text of my reply and hit the &quot;post message&quot; button and the message posts without the text i wrote.&nbsp; it seems to happen when you perform a &quot;quote&quot; of someone's post....</p><p>no biggie but sometimes you hate having that huge &quot;edit on such and such a date&quot; message in your post. may have to get used to performing a 'copy' before posting the message so you have the text captured and don't have top re-type...</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I feel bad for the kid <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WTF? I've attempted to post two times but no text...</p><p>what i said was</p><p>he/she will have about half a billion to forget the pain and he/she may be happy about the split after catching a rerun of the Oprah show</p><p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-14-06 @ 9:07 PM</span> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>MIkeyboy? I think he's talking about the same thing I sent you in PM the other day - </p><p>Funk, when you try to add text after quoting someone its not showing u? or is it just me from time to time?</p><p>I saw that.&nbsp; It also happened to Bobo.&nbsp; My theory is that&nbsp;the problem&nbsp;only affects people over 30.&nbsp; I suggest having a younger person stand in front of the computer while posting to &quot;fool&quot; the computer into not causing the problem.&nbsp; Nevertheless, I passed all the info on to Jon, who somehow thinks he can find a more &quot;scientific&quot; explanation.</p>

[Billy Staples]

<font size="4">Looks like Tom is cruisin straight to Brokeback mountain</font>

[mikeyboy]

No &quot;ge ge ge&quot;?

[Dirtybird12]

<p>im 28 mikey....28</p><p>dont ever forget it<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></p>

[bobrobot]

<p>I saw that.&nbsp; It also happened to Bobo.&nbsp; My theory is that&nbsp;the problem&nbsp;only affects people over 30.&nbsp; I suggest having a younger person stand in front of the computer while posting to &quot;fool&quot; the computer into not causing the problem.&nbsp; Nevertheless, I passed all the info on to Jon, who somehow thinks he can find a more &quot;scientific&quot; explanation.</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Would a young person like to come &amp; live at my house so's I can use my computer during my &quot;golden years?&quot;</font></strong></p><p><img title="Howlin Wolf's Pants Puppet!!!" height="178" alt="Howlin Wolf's Pants Puppet!!!" src="http://www.howlinwolf.com/images/playing/annarbor/wolf_(df5)_tmnl.jpg" width="144" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>My theory is that&nbsp;the problem&nbsp;only affects people over 30</p><p>you bastard!</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

[pennington]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Tom Cruise is nuttier than squirrel poop.</p><p>He does seem to be heading down the Michael Jackson road. If he starts to insist people call him &quot;Miss Ross&quot;, watch out.</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>HEY!!! I didn't invite him to the party!</p><p><img height="227" src="http://www.diamondvues.com/archives/john_travolta.jpg" width="224" border="0" /></p>

[Coach]

<p>She was in it for the &quot;Good Sperm&quot;</p><p>Dunno what that means but some chick has been stalking me saying I have it.</p><p>So I figgure it is a trend</p><p>I'm not gay though, just a mysogonyst</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Coach on 2-15-06 @ 3:42 AM</span>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">People aren't really calling them TomKat, are they? God, I feel phony just typing that.</font></font><br /><p><font color="#000066" size="2">That never really caught on like &quot;Bennifer&quot; did. Hey do people call Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner &quot;Bennifer&quot; too or was that just with Jenifer Lopez?</font></p>

[nickeye]

<p>I'm not gay though, just a mysogonyst</p><p>When they say &quot;and sometimes Y&quot;, it&nbsp;doesn't mean that&nbsp;it's at your discretion.</p><p>Just kydding.</p>

[Doogie]

I cant believe nobody noticed the irony that this announcement came on Valentines Day.

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I feel bad for the kid <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WTF? I've attempted to post two times but no text...</p><p>what i said was</p><p>he/she will have about half a billion to forget the pain and he/she may be happy about the split after catching a rerun of the Oprah show</p><p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-14-06 @ 9:07 PM</span> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>MIkeyboy? I think he's talking about the same thing I sent you in PM the other day - </p><p>Funk, when you try to add text after quoting someone its not showing u? or is it just me from time to time?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>happens to me constantly....happened twice today and ive only been on for 20 minutes</p>

[AppleBoy]

<p><strong><font size="1">Holmes and Cruise are breaking up</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;<img height="204" src="http://www.myimgs.com/data/appleboy/shorteared%20owl1h.jpg" width="230" border="0" /></p>

[Furtherman]

<p>Oprah is setting these rumors straight.</p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsCJgP_JfT0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edefamer%2Ecom%2F" target="_blank">Tom Cruise, liar?</a></p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<strong>Doogie76</strong> wrote:<br />I cant believe nobody noticed the irony that this announcement came on Valentines Day. <p>I found it ironic that Tom was a fag and attracted to someone names &quot;Holmes&quot;</p><p><img src="http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/1275/screensfilmwinner18up.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SKW on 2-17-06 @ 3:00 PM</span>

[MadMatt]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Oprah is setting these rumors straight.</p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsCJgP_JfT0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edefamer%2Ecom%2F" target="_blank">Tom Cruise, liar?</a></p><p>That is excellent!&nbsp; I didn't catch on at first though - what a tool I am.</p>

[UnknownPD]

<font size="2">So does this mean Tom will be Katting around...gee...gee...gee</font>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>im 28 mikey....28</p><p>dont ever forget it<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Creepy, so am I. </p>

[A.J.]

It's true.

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes split after five years of marriage (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/tom-cruise--katie-holmes-split-after-five-years-of-marriag.html)

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Whats the process for a Scientology divorce?

[Earlshog]

Inconsolable

[Fallon]

TomKat Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/33000/TomKat-33256.jpg

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Did Tom Cruise dump Holmes for him?


http://news.yahoo.com/anderson-cooper-fact-im-gay-154423737.html

[Judge Smails]

Did Tom Cruise dump Holmes for him?


http://news.yahoo.com/anderson-cooper-fact-im-gay-154423737.html

HOLY FUCK! I can honestly say that I am shocked and floored by this news. Am I the only one who didn't know that Anderson Cooper is the son of Gloria Vanderbilt? (no, seriously, no joke - I had no idea)

Also, I have no clue why this would have been put in the Katie Holmes / Tom Cruise thread.

[hanso]

Now the men in black are after Katie, keep her out of the phone and RUN!

[underdog]

Also, I have no clue why this would have been put in the Katie Holmes / Tom Cruise thread.

Because it was WF who posted it.