A simple question turns into a buncha pervs talking about freaky animal stuff

[mikeyboy]

I was recently given a $150 Best Buy gift card for some video editing I did for a friend.  I decided to spend it on some totally unnecessary but enjoyable item.  I have 3 items in mind.  Any recommendations?
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 2-13-06 @ 12:24 AM</span>

[landarch]

<p>Not so much FU Pally, but it sure was a great poll option.</p><p>I'm technologically retarded.&nbsp; Sometime about 1998 I stopped looking at/spending money on tech stuff (I bought/already had anything I needed at the time).&nbsp; Since then, there was a tech boom and the last time I went into best buy I didn't recognize anything on the shelves.&nbsp; Scary.&nbsp; I don't even own a DVD player.</p>

[torker]

<p>I heard she works for deposit bottles and cans.</p><p><img height="164" src="http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/1905670680277768.JPG?0.047128071081574685" width="292" border="0" /></p>

[PapaBear]

<p>Something you hadn't considered... send it to me.</p><p>Actually, I picked the speaker system. Earbuds are bad for you.</p>

[JPMNICK]

Is a PSP in the running? or is it to expensive?

[Sheeplovr]

<p>Dvd's get some flicks</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tall_James]

A $150 gift for Valentine's Day will keep you out of the doghouse for a while.&nbsp; Give your wife the card and some flowers and all will be hunky-dory.

[Hottub]

<p>TJ nailed it!! Get her the Nano.</p><p>You have to listen to a guy who took his wife on a dream vacation on CBS's dime!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Hottub on 2-11-06 @ 5:15 PM</span>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>TJ nailed it!! Get her the Nano.</p><span class="post_edited"><br />
</span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I have a video Ipod with the 30GB, and I'm not sure how you common folk can stand to have a measly 4 gigs.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Mike from Bklyn]

Nano's are cool.<br />

[Hottub]

<p>I have a video Ipod with the 30GB, and I'm not sure how you common folk can stand to have a measly 4 gigs.</p><p>4 gig = Over 1,000 songs, a couple hundred pictures, contacts, calender and a larm clock. Plus, it fits into a billfold or jeans pocket.</p><p>I don't have the time to watch movies on my Ipod, or the space to deal with a gargantuan, Sirius-Like unit!</p>

[spot]

I voted for the Nano, she'll love it.

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Nintendo DS,&nbsp;the blue&nbsp;model is $109 at Best Buy, then get this too...</font></strong>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="273" src="http://www.generationmp3.com/generationds/images/news/actu/electroplankton.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>Release yer inner James Kochalka!!!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 2-12-06 @ 10:02 AM</span>

[TheRealEddie]

<p>I second the PSP. </p><p>Its more money but worth it. Incredible gaming, video, web surfing, mp3 player, etc. <br /></p><p>Just make sure to get at least a 256MB mem card, if not more.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[spoon]

I agree!&nbsp; And we all know how much Mikey loves his pocket (portable) porn!&nbsp; You dirty, dirty pig!

[Gvac]

It's a no-brainer, mikeyboy.

Get the wife the Nano.

What could possibly make a man happier than making his woman happy?

[bobrobot]

<p>What could possibly make a man happier than making his woman happy? </p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Making himself happy?</font></strong></p><p><img height="216" src="http://www.albany.edu/writers-inst/graphics/man_who_laughs_circle.gif" width="193" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

What could possibly make a man happier than making his woman happy? <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Making himself happy?</font></strong></p><p></p><p>that's why god gave us two hands...</p>

[bobrobot]

What could possibly make a man happier than making his woman happy? <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Making himself happy?</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>that's why god gave us two hands...</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">I wish I was an octopus!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="331" src="http://www.alaska.com/ips_rich_content/316-octopus-lg.jpg" width="504" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br />What could possibly make a man happier than making his woman happy? <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Making himself happy?</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>that's why god gave us two hands... </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">I wish I was an octopus!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="331" src="http://www.alaska.com/ips_rich_content/316-octopus-lg.jpg" width="504" border="0" /></p><p>or think of the possibilities with a split tongue</p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.wildhorizons.com/images/BeadedLizard_Venomous.jpg" width="450" border="0" /></p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>I have a video Ipod with the 30GB, and I'm not sure how you common folk can stand to have a measly 4 gigs.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>4 gig = Over 1,000 songs, a couple hundred pictures, contacts, calender and a larm clock. Plus, it fits into a billfold or jeans pocket.</p><p>I don't have the time to watch movies on my Ipod, or the space to deal with a gargantuan, Sirius-Like unit!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I DON'T watch movies on my Ipod.&nbsp; What I DO have on my ipod is full concerts. &nbsp;</p><p>The other thing about the Nano is, once again, I have huge clumsy hands.&nbsp; I'm also a klutz.&nbsp; I like having something with a little size and weight to it. </p><p>Don't compare the Ipod Video to a sirius unit.&nbsp; It's half the size of my myfi, and the screens are comparively the same size.</p><p><br /><br />&nbsp;</p>

[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong />or think of the possibilities with a split tongue<p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="450" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.wildhorizons.com/images/BeadedLizard_Venomous.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>theoretically this would allow for an oral shocker&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong>think of the possibilities with a split tongue</strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">or a hare lip...</font></strong></p><p><img title="hare lip" height="240" alt="hare lip" src="http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/000227/mouth.JPG" width="320" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">or a hare lip...</font></strong></p><p>banana slugs have both a penis and a vagina...</p><p>just saying</p><p><img height="357" src="http://www.johnkane.com/Images/2003/2003-05-10-DSCN9336-Purisima-Detail.jpg" width="579" border="0" /></p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong><font color="#000099">or a hare lip...</font></strong> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>banana slugs have both a penis and a vagina...</p><p>just saying</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">They dig Jazz too!</font></strong></p><p><img height="229" src="http://www.sonimage.ne.jp/img/ayler0001.jpg" width="230" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099" /></strong></p>

[mikeyboy]

<p>The Nano. I chose the Nano. </p><p>My thread has been suitably derailed, and is of no more use to me, so I broke the seal on the new &quot;edit thread title&quot; function.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">A simple question turns into a buncha pervs talking about freaky animal stuff</font></strong> </p><p>GUILTY as charged...</p><p>Sorry Mikey!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" /></p>

[HBox]

<p> </p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>My thread has been suitably derailed, and is of no more use to me, so I broke the seal on the new &quot;edit thread title&quot; function.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2">And you're gonna get a nice polite golf clap on that one, sir. From me at least.</font></font></p><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2"><font size="1">and way to be whipped.....<font size="2" /></font></font></font></p><p><font color="Navy"><font color="Navy"><font size="2"><font size="1">What? Somebody say something?</font></font></font></font></p>



<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by HBox on 2-13-06 @ 12:44 AM</span>

[bobrobot]

<p>The Nano. I chose the Nano. </p><p>My thread has been suitably derailed, and is of no more use to me, so I broke the seal on the new &quot;edit thread title&quot; function.</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">broke the seal = popped the cherry <img height="196" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/agentspark/cherry.jpg" width="150" border="0" />Who's the perv now???</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Mikeyboy&nbsp;+ Aqualung = Mikeylung!!!!! (not Aqua-boy)</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/Aqualung.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">BTW, I know a Nano will play Jazz, but does it have tentacles, a forked tongue, a harelip, a penis, a vagina (or both)? NO! I rest my case!!!</font></strong> (I bet James Kochalka has a Nano tho!!!)</p><p><strong><font color="#000099" /></strong></p>