Britney Driving With Baby In Lap

[JimBeam]

<p><a href="http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060208/113945010000.html" target="_blank">http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060208/113945010000.html</a></p><p>Yeah this makes sense :</p><p><em><strong>Britney Spears was photographed driving with her infant son on her lap</strong></em></p><p>&quot;I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger,&quot; Spears, 24, said in a statement released late Monday. </p><p>&quot;I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us,&quot; she said. &quot;I love my child and would do anything to protect him.&quot; </p><p>Yeah so puitting him in between&nbsp;herself and the steering wheel shows she makes judgements just as well with safety as she does in picking husbands.</p>

[Snoogans]

you are only like 5 days behind the times buddy<br />

[JimBeam]

<p>I thought the story sounded old.</p><p>I searched but only did last 2 days.</p><p>Thats what screwed me.</p><p>F'ing Yahoo giving me some old scoop.</p>

[TheMojoPin]

<p>Yeah, she doesn't look too &quot;terrified.&quot;</p><p>Doesn't this lumpy ape always travel with a bodyguard?&nbsp; At least have THEM drive if you MUST &quot;protect&quot; your child by holding it while in a moving fucking vehicle.</p><p>You deserve to have your fat ass be called a &quot;fat ass&quot; by your moron husband, you multi-chinned monstrosity.</p>

[JimBeam]

<p>Hey I missed that.</p><p>When did her call her fat ?</p>

[TheMojoPin]

<p><a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=587" target="_blank">Britney Spears is fat.</a></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Britney Spears isn't really fat, I just think she carries her weight poorly.&nbsp; It goes up to her chin quick and makes her look worse.</p><p>Also, we're all comparing her to those videos before she had a kid.</p><p>I've always thought she looked kinda trashy though.</p>

[TheMojoPin]

Britney Spears is fat.

[El Mudo]

I think she's more corpulent than fat....


Wokka Wokka...

[Reephdweller]

<p><img height="337" src="http://www.historynet.com/pod/0414_l.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p><p><font color="#ff0033" size="7"><strong>HOLY SHIT...LINCOLN'S BEEN SHOT!!!!!!!</strong></font></p>

[A.J.]

<p>You deserve to have your fat ass be called a &quot;fat ass&quot; by your moron husband, you multi-chinned monstrosity.</p><p>Federline -- what a choice for a husband.&nbsp; &quot;Now that I've achieved all this success, I want to spend the rest of my life with,&nbsp;and raise a family&nbsp;with, a man who's job is a 'backup dancer' and who already has two illegitimate children with another woman.&nbsp; THAT'S my dream man.&quot;</p><p>You can take the girl out of the trailer...</p>

[landarch]

<p>What kind of world is this when this whore's driving habits are national news?</p><p>Get real.</p>

[TheMojoPin]

This goes a bit beyond &quot;driving habits.&quot;

[landarch]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />This goes a bit beyond &quot;driving habits.&quot; <p>OK, maybe.&nbsp; Still, why is this National (and probably worldwide) news?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>This goes a bit beyond &quot;driving habits.&quot; </p><p>lap dance lessons</p>

[fezident]

<p>For lack of a better place to put this:</p><p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/kevinfederlineforreal">http://www.myspace.com/kevinfederlineforreal</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ENJOY, BITCHES!!&nbsp;THIS SHIT IS DOPE, YO!</p>

[Johnny4]

<font size="3">I have a son that is nearly 2. If my wife would have
done something like that, I would take my kid and move out. Anyone with
a kid knows that was the most irresponsible thing they had ever seen.
Putting a child behind the wheel like that is an automatic death
sentence if something goes wrong. If the paparrazzi doesn't allow you
to responsibly care for you child, call the cops. Isn't that why you
have security you f'n dumb hillbilly?<br />
</font>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Its her first kid, and she probably didn't realize it was dangerous. Give her a break. <br /></p><p>On the plus side, this has got so much pub that other people who've been doing this should have got the hint, too. &nbsp;</p>

[TheMojoPin]

So the first kid is the one it's OK to fuck up on?

[fezident]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />So the first kid is the one it's OK to fuck up on? <p>Yes, absolutely.&nbsp; Just ask my older brother.&nbsp; That dude lived at home until he was 33 and he STILL looks like Forrest Gump when he ran across the country.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>luvafroshows</strong> wrote:<br /><p>What kind of world is this when this whore's driving habits are national news?</p><p>Get real.</p><p>AMEN.&nbsp; I wonder this everytime I see Entertainment news.&nbsp; Fuck off celebs.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p> </p><strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />So the first kid is the one it's OK to fuck up on?<p> </p><p>Yes. According to Louisiana law (where Britney was raised) you are allowed to accidentally kill your first two or three children. After that, if your children keep dropping dead and you can't figure out why, then you are subject to some HEAVY fines. Fines start at $200, which is about a months pay for a stripper in her hometown of Kentwood. </p><p> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 2-12-06 @ 6:44 PM</span>