American Idol 2006 Season

[FMJeff]

Anyone been watching the auditions? I think the most uncomfortable audition for me was that slavic girl with the rose who ripped her shirt open during her rendition of "Unbreak my heart".

[torker]

<p>Only <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/80/Topic/48325/currentpage/1/page/American_Idol__Season_5.htm#bottom" target="_blank">you</a> and I.</p><p><img height="277" src="http://www.offbeat.com.au/graphics/acdc.jpg" width="269" border="0" /></p>

[TheGameHHH]

I honestly never watched an episode of this show until last night, and I laughed my balls off. I'm now offically rooting for that young ass kid, he's like 16 or something.

[FMJeff]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>TheGameHHH</strong> wrote:<br />I honestly never watched an episode of this show until last night, and I laughed my balls off. I'm now offically rooting for that young ass kid, he's like 16 or something. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Which one? The progeria lookin kid? &nbsp;</p>

[angrymissy]

I want the grey haired guy to win!

[FMJeff]

<p>How did Randy and Paula get the job of judge on American Idol? Every week they bullshit thier way through critique. I've never seen such amateur analysis of anything in my life &quot;you pulled it out dog...i just love you....love your shoes...you da bomb&quot;</p><p>Fuck man, give us some meat we can sink out teeth into. Stop dismissing bad singers with usless platitudes and stop rewarding singers with early 90's slang. </p>

[SinA]

<strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br /><p>How did Randy and Paula get the job of judge on American Idol? Every week they bullshit thier way through critique. I've never seen such amateur analysis of anything in my life &quot;you pulled it out dog...i just love you....love your shoes...you da bomb&quot;</p><p>Fuck man, give us some meat we can sink out teeth into. Stop dismissing bad singers with usless platitudes and stop rewarding singers with early 90's slang. </p><p>angry typing guy?</p>

[SatCam]

Randy can get away with it because he's black, and Paula because she's a woman.

I watch this show every week, but I barely enjoy it

http://shiftingbaselines.org/blog/images/bored.jpg

[nevnut]

Paula is on drugs again<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" border="0" />

[FMJeff]

<strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br />Paula is on drugs again<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" border="0" /> <p>Paula's emotional breakdown was the most uncomfortable thing on television ever. </p>

[Plethora]

<p>What was with throwing the McPhee girl under the bus?&nbsp; I thought she did quite well actually.&nbsp; Anyone else think that it was a very odd show tonight?&nbsp; The praise seemed misplaced as did much of the ridicule.</p><p>btw, I hate caring one way or the other about this show &amp; the folks on it... heh<br /></p>

[King Imp]

<p>Katharine McPhee had the best performance last night of all of them and for the judges to say she was trying to&nbsp;imply that she was as good as Whitney Houston is ludicrous. Since when is it taboo to pick certain songs by certain artists? If they are so offended by McPhee &quot;thinking she's as good&quot; as Whitney, then why the fuck is her song on the list for the contestants to pick from? That was such a bullshit critique. </p><p>Of course, I may be a bit biased since I find Katharine extremely hot and want to nail her. </p><p>On a side note, I am so sick and tired of people&nbsp;being too stupid and/or tone deaf to put that hick Kellie in the bottom 3. How many songs is that twit gonna butcher and still be safe week in and week out? </p>

[tele7]

<p>I get the feeling that Kellie can take a steaming shit on stage and still make it through to the next round.&nbsp; Gotta give it up for those Red states though,&nbsp;they sure know how to vote.&nbsp; </p>

[newport king]

<p>McPhee is hot as hell</p><p>The gray haired guy is pretty good</p><p>Pickler is awful. she's not even good looking.</p><p>the crooked toothed jewish wigger can actually sing but looks like dog shit.</p><p>the black girl can sing...but...well...you know.</p><p>the rocker is becoming a 1 trick pony. i get it you rock. try something else, its starting to wear off. i never thought he was that great. he does that dumb shit with his voice when he sings with his throat and that guy tonight finally called him on it.</p>

[J.Clints]

<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /><p>McPhee is hot as hell</p><p>The gray haired guy is pretty good</p><p>Pickler is awful. she's not even good looking.</p><p>the crooked toothed jewish wigger can actually sing but looks like dog shit.</p><p>the black girl can sing...but...well...you know.</p><p>the rocker is becoming a 1 trick pony. i get it you rock. try something else, its starting to wear off. i never thought he was that great. he does that dumb shit with his voice when he sings with his throat and that guy tonight finally called him on it.</p><p>you are crazy. Chris was great last night. He is not a one trick poney. He is with out a dout the best on the show.</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>yeah chris is good but he will be a lot better if he continues to sing from his diaphragm like he did last night. He really did nail it last night. &nbsp; Taylor Hicks is fun and has soul&nbsp;- &nbsp;I'd like to see him win, but I don't know if he is as marketable as a chris. </p>

[J.Clints]

As long as he dosent lay on his back next week to sing.

[curtoid]

<p>I watched the first two years, pretty much from start to finish. The third season kind of lost me, and last year and this year I only keep up from the show from the occasional quick moment, or chatter on every single talk radio show in America.</p><p>I was watching something else on cable, and whenever it went to commercials Id go to Fox - it seemed like there must have been a lot of padding last night, because I was able to catch almost all of the judge comments - Paula crying was worth it, and Simon tearing the dumb blonde up and getting cut off by the music was great. </p><p>Anyway, from the outside looking in, it seems like the weakest American Idol I can remember - it seems that the ones with the best voices are the dudes, and they are all old geezers - I may have to watch it from here on out, just to see how bad it can go.</p>

[nevnut]

So what's up with Elliot getting 2 phone #'s last night??

[angrymissy]

They all got 2 phone #'s last night

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>SOmebody let me know when there's a reason to turn my TV back on.</p><p>Jesus people, if you keep watching garbage they'll keep making garbage.</p>

[King Imp]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>SOmebody let me know when there's a reason to turn my TV back on.</p><p>Jesus people, if you keep watching garbage they'll keep making garbage.</p><p>Let me guess, you are one of those people that think these singers have no talent. Well, I beg to differ. I think a lot of these finalists have way better voices than most seasoned professionals. I don't recall some of the &quot;big names&quot; sounding this good live. Instead they rely on studio magic to make them presentable, but as soon as they hit the stage they sound like crap. Well, not these kids. </p><p>Now, as for tonight's show, it's about damn time America wised up and sent her song butchering ass home! </p>

[TheQuestion]

So who goes home tonight?&nbsp; And did Fez make a prediction today?&nbsp; I say it's the end of the line for McPhee-ver.<br />

[Dirtybird12]

<p>so ... the question.... we meet again. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I would like to see mcfeever go home tonight but im afraid elliots crooked teeth are headed back to toothless richmond va. </p><p>the guy is very disturbing to look at. his teeth are just bonkers. decent pipes. but he's out. - done. finished- cha cha - go home - </p><p>BUT rocker chris may have been a little too cool this week with the gawky shades. - could've costed him.&nbsp; HIS BEST MOVE - would be to lose tonight. He has a career already- someone will sign him and keep him rockin... and ya cant really be a respected&nbsp;rocker if you win. especially if you win american idol.&nbsp; IF he wins----&nbsp; &quot;rockers&quot; wont recognize him as legit... WINNING COULD push chris into a very dark and strange place for him and his sound. by dark and strange I mean, producers and american idol will puppet him and he will HAVE TO be the American Idol.- if he loses, I see him having a little more creative freedom. bottom line - its better for a person like chris to lose this contest at this point.</p><p>On the other hand a pretty face dingbat like mcfeever NEEDS to win this contest. she wont tho. sorry. You will be cut tonight or next week. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Taylor Hicks - soul patrol.&nbsp; Someone shoot this fuck already.&nbsp; I like him. He should win. It would be a bold step for the music industry to push something like hicks. i just dont seem him working with the mtv crowd. I dunno. I would like to see him win. I just dont think he will. but he will be there til the end. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>elliot- pack bags - go home - see a dentist and best of luck. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[nevnut]

<strong>TheQuestion</strong> wrote:<br />So who goes home tonight?&nbsp; And did Fez make a prediction today?&nbsp; I say it's the end of the line for McPhee-ver.<br /><p>The pieces of the show I was able to catch, I do believe Fez said that if McPhee didn't go home, he would never watch Idol again.</p><p>He predicted an all male trio.</p><p>I know he would thoroughly enjoy that also.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheQuestion</strong> wrote:<br />So who goes home tonight?&nbsp; And did Fez make a prediction today?&nbsp; I say it's the end of the line for McPhee-ver.<br /><p>The pieces of the show I was able to catch, I do believe Fez said that if McPhee didn't go home, he would never watch Idol again.</p><p><em><strong><font size="2">He predicted an all male trio.</font></strong></em></p><p>I know he would thoroughly enjoy that also.</p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/3prickslarge.gif</p>

[TheQuestion]

<p>Wow, what a shocker.&nbsp; Chris &quot;Mr Rock and Roll&quot; Daughtry(sp?) goes home.&nbsp;&nbsp; He looked absolutely stunned when Ryan Seacrest told him he was out.&nbsp; </p><p>I'm glad I get to look at McPhee for at least another week.&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

I've liked Taylor since his audition. If he doesn't win, I hope he atleast goes on to do something interesting. He has a great blues voice.

[flavopop]

<p>F that show and its rigged voting.&nbsp; Kathrine McPig is a dopey snatch who should have been voted out about 3 times by&nbsp; now.&nbsp; Chris was far and away the best talent there.&nbsp; </p><p>The only thing worse was that piece of dung show Unanimous right after Idol.</p>

[nevnut]

I'm done with this stupid show.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />

[J.Clints]

Screw American Idol. Now chris is gone FUCK IT

[Hottub]

<p>I haven't used this since Fezident's thread back in February, but now it seems more than appropriate!</p><p><img src="http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8922/giveometer4zd.gif" border="0" /></p>

[fezident]

<p>Yeah, that sucked.&nbsp; Now that I think of it....my shitty thread was also about American Idol.&nbsp; (Clay Aiken to be exact)</p><p>Lesson learned: American Idol is boring.&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>fezident</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Yeah, that sucked.&nbsp; Now that I think of it....my shitty thread was also about American Idol.&nbsp; (Clay Aiken to be exact)</p><p>Lesson learned: American Idol is boring.&nbsp;</p><p><img height="150" src="http://www.katomic.com/mania/homer_boring.gif" width="150" border="0" /></p>

[King Imp]

<strong>flavopop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Kathrine McPig is a dopey snatch who should have been voted out about 3 times by&nbsp; now. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>McPig huh? She is so friggin' hot that even Fez would hit <a href="http://www.americanidol.com/photos/?cat=14&sct=58&pic=11233" target="_self">this</a>. </p>

[silera]

<p>Kathrine McPig is a dopey snatch who should have been voted out about 3 times by&nbsp; now.&nbsp; Chris was far and away the best talent there.&nbsp; </p><p>Riding a see-saw alone seems more enjoyable than having sex with this twit.&nbsp; </p><p>She's not sexy, she's got a large fat soccer mom ass that she can't move, and there is no reason that she's still in this thing.</p><p>Very pretty girl.&nbsp; Beautiful voice.</p><p>I think she needs 3 years of hard living and maybe even rehab before I believe anything she sings.</p>

[silera]

<p>PS - First Idol I've ever seen. </p><p>Fuck it.&nbsp; Don't care who wins.&nbsp; Never watching again.</p>

[SatCam]

You'll all be watching next week. Trust me!!!

[Don Stugots]

wasnt this thread locked? what happened???????

[J.Clints]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />You'll all be watching next week. Trust me!!! <p>NO I am done. it is a stupid ass show.</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />You'll all be watching next week. Trust me!!! <p>NO I am done. it is a stupid ass show.</p><p></p>
Please make a thread about how much you hate it

[J.Clints]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />You'll all be watching next week. Trust me!!! <p>NO I am done. it is a stupid ass show.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>Please make a thread about how much you hate it <p>No that would be stupid, it would be locked and then I would have to start one about locking threads. That would be point less</p>

[TheQuestion]

I don't think any of the remaining three have any real talent, but I was glad to see Chris go.&nbsp; He seems like such a poser.&nbsp; <br />

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />You'll all be watching next week. Trust me!!! <p>NO I am done. it is a stupid ass show.</p><p> </p>Please make a thread about how much you hate it <p>No that would be stupid, it would be locked and then I would have to start one about locking threads. That would be point less</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

no, an american idol sucks thread would be great. then we would be free to express ourselves on this board. free i tell you, free.

[flavopop]

<p>Silera so gets it.&nbsp; Not sexy, not charming, not amusing, not nuttin.&nbsp; Shes got this weird shape where shes constantly trying to hide her bunt.&nbsp; Very pretty face, sings like an angel, but a total ZILCH in the charisma department.&nbsp; She will totally pork out and she will be more forgetable than Ruben Sandwhich Studdard.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Nice job of point out what the deal is Silera...Good stuff </p>

[J.Clints]

So is anyone going to watch this shit they call a show tonight? I know I will not be so any ideas on a good tuesday show.

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br />So is anyone going to watch this shit they call a show tonight? I know I will not be so any ideas on a good tuesday show. <p>you can listen to crazy jen interview UNEMPLOYED SKELETOR on theCosmicCircus.com </p><p>Im riding shotgun with the soul patrol bandwagon. </p><p>I would love to see what&nbsp;the music industry does with Taylor Hicks</p>

[TheQuestion]

Rumors abound that Katharine McPhee is a scientologist, but she's supposedly denied it.&nbsp; Anyone hear anything further about it?<br />

[tele7]

<p>i'm watching..guess i'm the only one.&nbsp; weak at best.&nbsp; it's fun to watch the judges scramble for compliments.</p>

[nevnut]

<p>Paula appears half sober this evening.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>I could've sworn Taylor Hicks sang the following line during springsteens &quot;dancin in the dark&quot; - </p><p><br />&quot;<em>I aint nothing but tired, man Im just tired and bored with myself<br />Hey there baby, I could use just a little <strong>HEAD</strong></em>&quot;( instead of help) </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sad thing is - this whole time I thought the boss was singing &quot; I could use just a little KISS&quot; - </p><p>I see now that the lyric is HELP - I still say Hicks sang HEAD. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The End. </p><p><br /><br />&nbsp;</p>

[Plethora]

<p>Radio Psychc - For the second time this season, Judges will apologize to Catherine McPhee.&nbsp; They slammed her on the first and last song, and to my ears at least, it was entirely misplaced.&nbsp; Granted the last song was an odd choice, but she sang it well and even did a fairly insane (but solid &amp; pleasant) falsetto thing in the middle.<br /> </p><p>It's especially weird considering the oddly abundant praise they seem to always have at the ready for Elliot Yamin... That remains a real head scratcher for me as I always hear his voice as being off key and with an unpleasantly nervous warble to it.</p><p>I'm hoping for Taylor v McPhee with Taylor wining in the end.</p>

[newport king]

elliots teeth are almost as disturbing to look at as that kids tracheotomy scar was from last year.

[King Imp]

<strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It's especially weird considering the oddly abundant praise they seem to always have at the ready for Elliot Yamin... That remains a real head scratcher for me as I always hear his voice as being off key and with an unpleasantly nervous warble to it.</p><p>Every season there is one guy that Paula seems to take an extra special liking to. Almost to the point that it seems like she's having an orgasm while they are on stage. This season it's definitely Elliot for her. </p><p>People think that Corey Clark guy was completely full of shit with the stuff he said about Paula and their &quot;relationship&quot;, but I honestly wouldn't put it past her. There is obviously something really wrong with her and she sure doesn't hide how much she creams over certain guys. </p>

[flavopop]

<p><font size="1">Im with ya Plethora...It should be Taylor vs. McPhee.&nbsp; Taylor just seems to dig what he's doing up there while I just cant get past how phony McPhee seems.&nbsp; When she said to the judges, &quot;Wow, you guys have been really hard on me the last few weeks&quot;, I was hoping Simon went on stage and bulldogged her head into the ground!&nbsp; You shouldnt be there stupid!&nbsp; Daughtry vs Taylor should be the final!&nbsp; she sings really nice , and has a beatiful face and nice rack, But that Boxy Ass and Bunt of hers doesnt fit anything she wears.&nbsp; If she came out with a towel around her waist, it would be the perfect outfit.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="1">As for Captain Caveman Teeth (Elliot)..Good guy, good voice...DRIP! Zero Charisma..</font></p>

[Marc with a c]

why is willis in the crowd?<br />

[TheQuestion]

<p>Well, old shittooth (Elliot Yamin) has gone home.&nbsp; We're left with a pretty young girl who can't sing on key and a gray haired bar band singer.&nbsp; </p><p>This show really is ridiculous.&nbsp;</p>

[yomudder21]

<p><font size="4">I know.&nbsp; If I had to look at that mouth full of shitty baby teeth for one more day.&nbsp; Elliot makes me want to kill.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>Brad Garrett has been labeled an unfunny giant on Ron &amp; Fez before.... BUT... I think this is a funny story:</p><span><font face="Verdana,Sans-serif" color="#000000" size="2"><strong>New Sitcom Star Goes After Paula Abdul</strong></font><font size="1"><br /></font></span><font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"><font size="1"><span class="oldL8">May 19, 3:35 PM (ET)<br /><br /></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2">NEW YORK (AP) - The Fox network may not be the happiest of families now that Brad Garrett has channeled his inner Don Rickles. </font></font><font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"><font color="#000000" size="2"><p>Garrett, whose new sitcom, &quot;'Til Death,&quot; will be on Fox in the fall, did a quick comedy routine before thousands of advertisers gathered to see the network's schedule announcement Thursday. </p><p>Noting the presence of Paula Abdul, who has seemed slightly unhinged this season on &quot;American Idol,&quot; Garrett said: &quot;Bellevue (Hospital Center) has a shuttle bus.&quot; </p><p>&quot;Nice dress,&quot; he said of Abdul, a judge on the talent competition show, who wore a shiny outfit. &quot;Maybe it's time to get back in the lamp.&quot; </p><p>To increasing groans from the audience, the 46-year-old actor then made a profane reference to &quot;Idol&quot; host Ryan Seacrest's sex life. </p><p>&quot;Ooh, it's going to be a long night,&quot; said Fox Entertainment President Peter Liguori as Garrett walked off the stage. <br /></p></font></font>

[Tall_James]

<p>Ruben know how to live large.&nbsp; </p><p>&quot;Shake that ass&nbsp;or else the Velvet Teddy Bear is about to slap a bitch!&quot;</p><p><img height="800" src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a86/Pritchard71/ONTD5/ru3.jpg" width="521" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Tall_James on 5-19-06 @ 4:20 PM</span>

[mendyweiss]

<p>I think months ago, Crazy Jen predicted the grey haired guy was going to win.</p><p>She is a true idiot savant</p>

[torker]

Katherine McPhee looks smokin'

[Marc with a c]

is tonight it? or tomorrow?

[SatCam]

tonight and tomorrow

although it doesn't matter to paula...

http://www.vinospritbolaget.com/images/jack-daniels.jpg

[King Imp]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br />Katherine McPhee looks smokin' <p>Absolutely! For that first song, she was wearing a top that exposed her midsection a bit. Sorry, but I failed to see any bunt as some have so eloquently stated she has. </p>

[J.Clints]

<p>I hate this Show................</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbdown.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>last night was the first time i've missed AI all year. dang it. </p><p>I heard Taylor blew ears mcphee away?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>SOUL PATROL since day 1 </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>last night was the first time i've missed AI all year. dang it. </p><p>I heard Taylor blew ears mcphee away?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>SOUL PATROL since day 1 </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[angrymissy]

<p>Taylor majorly owned her, especially with the last song.</p><p>She did her stupid &quot;Over the Rainbow&quot; shtick again that everyone thinks is so awesome, which I think is just incredibly cheesey.</p><p>Simon basically proclaimed Taylor the winner... if he loses I say it's fixed.</p>

[SatCam]

DAMN! Prince? who saw that shit coming?

[bear_s75]

Soul Patrol !!!

[SatCam]

<strong>bear_s75</strong> wrote:<br>Soul Patrol !!!<p></p>

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/tv/pics/0516hicks-autosized158.jpg

Soul-motherfucking-patrol

Now, could this guy ever do pop music?

[RingWraith]

<p>Since it was 2 hours, did anybody sang besides Taylor and Katherine? </p><p>I didn't watch since Yankees vs. Red Sox is more important to me.</p><p>Any info about the show, I appreciate it.</p>

[King Imp]

<p>McPhee should have shown more cleavage. It might have turned the tide in her favor. </p>

[fezident]

<p>Prince came out, did his thang, and walked off.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh yeah, there was also some kinda contest or talent show going on.&nbsp; I think the hot chick lost and the geeky dude won.&nbsp; I dunno.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Did I mention Prince came out?&nbsp; </p>

[silera]

<p>I'm embarassed to say that last night's show was completely entertaining AND good wholesome family viewing.</p><p>Prince sang and walked off without even acknowledging Ryan Seacrest.&nbsp; So fucking funny.</p>

[torker]

Clay Aikens bit = Funny

[angrymissy]

<strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm embarassed to say that last night's show was completely entertaining AND good wholesome family viewing.</p><p>Prince sang and walked off without even acknowledging Ryan Seacrest.&nbsp; So fucking funny.</p><p>I agree, embarassing yes, but we usually tivo it and fast forward though half the show, and we watched the whole thing last night.&nbsp; The musical guests were good, even the stupid little &quot;awards&quot; thingee and montages flashing back on the season were good.&nbsp; Meatloaf sounded like crap though.&nbsp; Chris singing with Live was cool too.&nbsp; He looks just like that guy.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by angrymissy on 5-25-06 @ 10:19 AM</span>

[angrymissy]

Oh also, did anyone notice that right after they announced Taylor as the winner, they cut to DAVID HASSELHOFF in the audience and he was all teary eyed???&nbsp;

[Plethora]

<p>The Clay Aiken bit was funny, both on purpose and on accident</p><p>On Clay's new look, is he doing his rendition of Garth Brooks as Chris Gaines?</p><p>&nbsp;<img width="240" height="240" border="0" src="http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/a6/97/dfd7d250fca088cd01746010._AA240_.L.jpg" /></p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Prince sang and walked off without even acknowledging Ryan Seacrest.&nbsp; So fucking funny. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#000066" size="2">Good. Why the fuck should a man like prince even be aware of a nothing like Ryan? I wouldn't acknowledge him either.</font></p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br />Oh also, did anyone notice that right after they announced Taylor as the winner, they cut to DAVID HASSELHOFF in the audience and he was all teary eyed???&nbsp; <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Yes, both my wife and I laughed out loud at that.&nbsp; Gayest tv moment ever!</font></p>

[angrymissy]

<p><img height="282" alt="hasselhoff crying on american idol" hspace="4" src="http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/05/hasselhofftears.JPG" width="425" vspace="4" border="1" /></p>

[Plethora]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br />Oh also, did anyone notice that right after they announced Taylor as the winner, they cut to DAVID HASSELHOFF in the audience and he was all teary eyed??? <p><font size="3" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Yes, both my wife and I laughed out loud at that. Gayest tv moment ever!</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or so the Germans would have us believe...&nbsp;</p>

[J.Clints]

<p>Ok now this sorry ass show is over can we please delete this thread?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbdown.gif" border="0" /></p>

[SatCam]

http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/05/hasselhofftears.JPG

If you met this man on the street, would you know he beats his wife?

[PapaBear]

<p>Sorry to bring up this thread, but I didn't want to start a new one just for this. </p><p>I've never seen the show, but I'm really getting sick of these damn Ford commercials with the gray haired dude. This guy was the best they could come up with? UGH!</p>