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Judge Smails
02-03-2006, 02:13 PM
Since that other SNL poll is a little uneven, I decided to try one of my own. For years now I've been only half-heartedly watching SNL until after the Weekend Update segment, and then going to bed. Even that's starting to be too painful now. It's difficult for it to compete with the Daily Show or The Colbert Report.

So who's your favorite anchor? If you're crazy enough to vote for "Other" you'd better be able to justify why you think Charles Rocket, Brad Hall, Brian Doyle-Murray or Horatio Sanz is better than Norm MacDonald who I think should be the hands-down winner.

(Also, Mary Gross and Christine Ebersol were in there - but c'mon?)
fezident
02-03-2006, 02:23 PM
Can I cast an anti-vote for Colin Quinn?

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HBox
02-03-2006, 02:25 PM
I STILL can't believe they passed on Jeffrey Ross for Weekend Update and instead went with fucking Fallon and Fey. What a lost opportunity there. What a joke that show has become.

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badorties
02-03-2006, 02:28 PM
anybody but nealon, who has never made me laugh once ... and what really keeps me away from ever catching 'weeds'

i voted for norm, for the amazing drunk impression colin did one st. pat's episode ... it was so real, honest and fucking funny

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02-03-2006, 02:30 PM
<font size="1">Tina Fey + Amy Poehler</font>&nbsp;- didn't think I'd like them but they're very good together.

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Bulldogcakes
02-03-2006, 03:10 PM
<font size="1">Despite my hard on for Tina Fey, Norm was the funniest host. All Norm has to do is start speaking and I bust out laughing. </font><br />

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Mr.Pants
02-03-2006, 03:25 PM
How bad was Brad Hall? There's unfunny and then there's unfunny were you need to punch something.
tele7
02-03-2006, 03:53 PM
<p>Colin Quinn on update was just painful to watch, but Brad Hall took it to another level of stank.&nbsp; On a sidenote...Did Nora Dunn ever wear a shirt without big ass shoulder pads?&nbsp; Just something I noticed.</p>

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pennington
02-03-2006, 04:14 PM
<font face="Verdana">quote: </font><font color="#000080"><font size="2">I STILL can't believe they passed on Jeffrey Ross for Weekend Update and instead went with fucking Fallon and Fey. What a lost opportunity there. What a joke that show has become.</font></font> <p>I agree 100%.&nbsp;Jeffrey Ross is one of the most consistantly funny comics on the Comedy Central Roasts.</p><p>I never realized what a comic genius Jimmy Fallon until&nbsp;I saw how incredibly awful Amy Poelher is. And Tina Fey's sense of humor must have left&nbsp;her when she had that baby. I don't get a single laugh out of Weekend Update anymore (even with Amy Poelher's wacky faces after every punchline).</p><p>BTW, I voted for Norm McDonald, he was the best. Colin Quinn is a strong second, though.<br /></p>
Yosammity
02-04-2006, 03:54 AM
<p>NORM!</p>

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FUNKMAN
02-04-2006, 07:35 AM
<p>1. Norm / 2. Nealon / 3. Akr-Cur / 4. Chase</p>

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badorties
02-04-2006, 07:43 AM
How bad was Brad Hall? There's unfunny and then there's unfunny were you need to punch something.


brad hall was so bad that he's quite forgettable ...

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02-04-2006, 07:51 AM
<p>cha-cha</p><p><img height="98" src="http://snl.jt.org/arc/imp/DaCa-Dennis%20Miller.jpg" width="130" border="0" /></p>

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curtoid
02-04-2006, 08:24 AM
Norm - without even reading what anyone else had to say. Balls out the funniest. I liked Dennis at the time, but have since soured on him. The current duo is pretty funny, and I will always love Dan and the ignorant slut, Jane.

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TheMojoPin
02-04-2006, 09:13 AM
<p>Norm was and is the king of WU.&nbsp; The less the audience laughed, the more I ended up howling...</p><p>Though I've liked the Fey/Fallon, Fey/Poehler(sp?) combos, too.</p>

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DeltaPin
02-06-2006, 02:03 PM
<p>Norm or Aykroyd+Curtain, Dan Aykroyd just had a great fake anchorman delivery.</p><p>Put my vote for Aykroyd since Norm is far ahead.</p>