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wehitandrun
02-03-2006, 12:47 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Here is my pride and joy, hosted on <a href="http://www.realkidproductions.com/">http://www.realkidproductions.com</a> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" border="0" /></p><p><a href="http://www.realkidproductions.com/ronfez/RonFezIntro-Scamps.mp3" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)">http://www.realkidproductions.com/ronfez/RonFezIntro-Scamps.mp3 </a><br /></p><p><strong>For other promos made by Scamps (okay I'm talking in third person) check out:</strong></p><p><strong><a href="http://www.myspace.com/realkidradio">http://www.myspace.com/realkidradio</a></strong></p><p><strong>And add it, too! </strong><font color="#ff3300">&lt;33</font></p><strong /><strong><p><strong><strong /><strong><p><strong><img alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/a_man_revered/elviswoah.gif" border="0" /> <br /><strong>You lack lust... you're so lacklustre.</strong> <br />I be smackin' my hoes! And everyone knows it goes... Kick 'em to the floor, Steppin' on 'em hard. Steppin' on 'em hard, Kick 'em to the floor. Cuz I! I be smackin' my hoes, I be smackin' my hoes, IIIIII be smackin' my hoes! </strong></p> </strong></strong></p></strong>

<font color=black>This message was edited by wehitandrun on 2-3-06 @ 4:52 PM</font>

FUNKMAN
02-03-2006, 01:27 PM
<p>nice job!</p><p>just some more suggestions:</p><p>&gt; 29th St - Danny Aiello &quot;I'm Not A Loser&quot;</p><p>&gt; Vanilla Sky - Cameron Diaz &quot; You fucked me four times the other night. You've been inside me. I swallowed your cum. That means something! <br />&quot;</p><p>&gt; Cruel Intentions - Gellar &quot;&nbsp;you can put it anywhere &quot;</p><p>&gt; She's The One - Francis &quot;Twenty-five fucking years, I've been waiting for the day I'd be bigger, tougher, stronger than you are. When you go down it's gonna hurt, baby. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! Are you ready? You ready to be humiliated in front of your new wife and your father? You are an ugly bitch, I pity you...</p><p>or</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000139/"><strong>Heather Davis</strong></a>: Look where your decency has gotten you. You are the only English-speaking white guy driving a cab in New York. That should tell you something. <br /><strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0122653/">Mickey Fitzpatrick</a></strong>: You know what Heather, I gotta imagine it beats sucking dick for a living though, huh?&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Ippolito" border="0" /><br />

<font color=black>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-3-06 @ 10:24 PM</font>

EliSnow
02-05-2006, 11:55 AM
<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">In thinking about this song, I started thinking about other songs/artists that also could be used for an opening.&nbsp; Similar to this, I think it should be something that R&amp;F like or use after a break.&nbsp; Unfortunately, my creativity/originallity isn't the greatest.&nbsp; I was thinking something by the Time, but was wondering what others thought would be good music for an opening.</font></p>

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moochcassidy
02-06-2006, 06:16 AM
<p>i had a go..its my first try at this stuff</p><p>its '24 hour party people' with the usual sample shiote.</p><p><a href="http://media.putfile.com/ron-and-fez-intro">http://media.putfile.com/ron-and-fez-intro</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://www.myspace.com/johncoghlan</p>

jlehane
02-06-2006, 07:43 AM
I listened,and I write music,or rather songs(lyrics with melodies),so I'm not the common critic.I&nbsp; think that there shouldn't be such an up-front vocal in the song for an intro IN THIS CASE.That's probably what made you choose that song,I'mma guessin'. The music beat is fine,but like shock/jock stuff the immediate profanity stuff hits people as grating rather than cool right off the bat,like you wanna EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAse into it with some set-up.Think of it as a JOKE PUNCHLINE without a set-up,or even worse an insult,the PUNCHLINE comes first IN YUR FACE then someone whispers the set-up as an afterthought.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; You have definite skills so tighten it to 30 seconds. I stuck to 3 min -4 min songs when I wrote hits because radio is fickle like that.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Here's my secret........little or no intro,get right to the words ASAP.Make your point fast and get out fast...cut the fat....nobody wants it.

Ask me about Life on Mars

moochcassidy
02-06-2006, 05:24 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I listened,and I write music,or rather songs(lyrics with melodies),so I'm not the common critic.I&nbsp; think that there shouldn't be such an up-front vocal in the song for an intro IN THIS CASE.That's probably what made you choose that song,I'mma guessin'. The music beat is fine,but like shock/jock stuff the immediate profanity stuff hits people as grating rather than cool right off the bat,like you wanna EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAse into it with some set-up.Think of it as a JOKE PUNCHLINE without a set-up,or even worse an insult,the PUNCHLINE comes first IN YUR FACE then someone whispers the set-up as an afterthought.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; You have definite skills so tighten it to 30 seconds. I stuck to 3 min -4 min songs when I wrote hits because radio is fickle like that.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Here's my secret........little or no intro,get right to the words ASAP.Make your point fast and get out fast...cut the fat....nobody wants it. Ask me about Life on Mars wow thanks for your input..its invaluable. its all so clear now.<br />

Death Metal Moe
02-06-2006, 05:26 PM
<p>Ahh, my favorite 2 people in here finally talking.</p><p>You two get close now.&nbsp;</p>

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Death Metal Moe
02-06-2006, 05:27 PM
<p><font size="1">Ehh, edit.</font></p><p><font size="1" /><font size="7"><font size="7"><img border="0" src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" />

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<font color=black>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 2-6-06 @ 10:36 PM</font>

jlehane
02-06-2006, 06:29 PM
Here's some PM's from Mooch,since he understands everything now.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <p>is that msg meant for me...i dont really understand it</p><p>i really want feedback on it...you dont like the start no?mooch</p><p>serious?..i love tom petty..ive got all his stuff. which songs were you involved in?</p><p>thats so weird that i would meet&nbsp;somebody that worked with one of my heroes on a message board.mooch</p><p>if you cant play barr chords your obviously a retard.</p><p>fuck off and die of AIDS</p><p>CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT</p><p>i make a nice g major with my bung hole</p><p>and a sexy&nbsp;A sharp with my taint</p><p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">have you ever eaten musky ass taint for breakfast? I THINK YOU'D LIKE THE FUNKY TASTE</font></p><p>YOUR MOOCH XOXOX</p>Ask me about Life on Mars&nbsp; Moe's friend&nbsp;&nbsp; Hoo Hoo Tell em Fred... They said my name Hmmmmm squirt

<font color=black>This message was edited by jlehane on 2-6-06 @ 10:32 PM</font>

Death Metal Moe
02-06-2006, 06:38 PM
<p>All &quot;Jerry Hate&quot; aside Jerry, it's really a scumbag move to post what someone is saying to you in a PM.</p><p>Kinda a break in trust.&nbsp; But then again, why should I expect anything normal from you?&nbsp;</p>

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moochcassidy
02-06-2006, 06:42 PM
<p>dude. i made my peace with moe...stop sending me pm's...i think you might need help.</p><p>tom petty is a cock sucker (sorry fezzie but he is). i love you princess.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>is that msg meant for me...i dont really understand it</p><p>i really want feedback on it...you dont like the start no?mooch</p><p>serious?..i love tom petty..ive got all his stuff. which songs were you involved in?</p><p>thats so weird that i would meet&nbsp;somebody that worked with one of my heroes on a message board.mooch</p><p>if you cant play barr chords your obviously a retard.</p><p>fuck off and die of AIDS</p><p>CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT</p><p>i make a nice g major with my bung hole</p><p>and a sexy&nbsp;A sharp with my taint</p><p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">have you ever eaten musky ass taint for breakfast? I THINK YOU'D LIKE THE FUNKY TASTE</font></p><p>YOUR MOOCH XOXOX</p>Ask me about Life on Mars&nbsp; Moe's friend&nbsp;&nbsp; Hoo Hoo Tell em Fred... They said my name Hmmmmm squirt <font color="#000000">This message was edited by jlehane on 2-6-06 @ 10:32 PM</font> <br />

Death Metal Moe
02-06-2006, 06:43 PM
I think you learned a valuable lesson Mooch.&nbsp; Don't say ANYTHING to Jerry.&nbsp; Seriously.&nbsp; I don't know where they guy is coming from or where he's going.<br />

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Death Metal Moe
02-06-2006, 06:48 PM
<p>Oh wait!&nbsp; Silly me, I know where he's coming from.</p><p>Mars of course!&nbsp; Duh!&nbsp;</p>

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moochcassidy
02-06-2006, 06:49 PM
<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font></p>I think you learned a valuable lesson Mooch.&nbsp; Don't say ANYTHING to Jerry.&nbsp; Seriously.&nbsp; I don't know where they guy is coming from or where he's going.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ok..good point, well made moe. 'this boy need therapy'</p><p>so THIS is jerry fom mars!...its all making sense now</p><p>love, mooch</p>

whatthefuckisyourproblemman?

moochcassidy
02-06-2006, 07:10 PM
<p>stop sending me pms mucker. tom petty is rad!</p><p><font size="1">&quot;I ghostwrote entire cd's for him all in 1987 spring for free and as a ghostwriter.Thanks,I'm glad your a fan.I'm a huge fan of course,and like I told Petty on tape,&quot;I didn't just want to sound like Tom Petty.I wanted to BE Tom Petty&quot;&nbsp; Years later I told him on tape...&quot;Hi.I'm Tom Petty's ECHO&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; almost all the cd's after 1987 were mine ghostwritten including Travelling Wilburys vol 1,Full Moon Fever,Into the Great Wide Open,Echo,Wildflowers. If you have any fave songs off those I'll tell you what my process was and so yopu know,I have only certain abilities and many limitations.I can't read music,but can sing with good pitch.I can only play guitar by ear and bar chords,just barely.What I do that is HIGHLY unconventional is SING the guitar parts like scat singing.....painful to listen to,but gets the job done,so they can play it right. &quot;</font></p>

whatthefuckisyourproblemman?

johnnyneill
02-09-2006, 05:12 PM
<p>moochcassidy sent in the superb intro that was played on the show the other day.</p><p>I, Johnny In Belfast, was mistakenly credited for it.</p><p>As a friend of mooch and someone who would never, ever&nbsp;be arsed to make an intro, I submit this correction.</p><p>I &lt;3 Mooch.</p>

mikeyboy
02-09-2006, 05:20 PM
<strong>johnnyneill</strong> wrote:<br /><p>moochcassidy sent in the superb intro that was played on the show the other day.</p><p>I, Johnny In Belfast, was mistakenly credited for it.</p><p>As a friend of mooch and someone who would never, ever&nbsp;be arsed to make an intro, I submit this correction.</p><p>I &lt;3 Mooch.</p><p>Thanks for the clarification -- I might have been the only one, but <em>I</em> was confused.</p>

johnnyneill
02-09-2006, 05:29 PM
<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote: <p>Thanks for the clarification -- I might have been the only one, but <em>I</em> was confused. </p><p>Yeah, I didn't wanna bump the thread back up. But I gave a shit and at least one person&nbsp;noticed, so that's enough for me.</p><p>:edit: There's always edits.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by johnnyneill on 2-9-06 @ 9:33 PM</span>

moochcassidy
02-09-2006, 05:54 PM
<p><span class="post_edited">edit your ma</span></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by moochcassidy on 2-10-06 @ 2:22 AM</span>

johnnyneill
02-09-2006, 06:10 PM
<p>:edit: always edits<br /></p>



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Mr.Pants
02-10-2006, 04:13 AM
You Irish lads should play up the colloquialisms in your posts. Some your everyday expressions just sound hilarious to American ears.

johnnyneill
02-10-2006, 04:50 AM
Begorrah

Death Metal Moe
02-10-2006, 06:12 AM
<p>Here's an Irish colloquialism for ya:</p><p>Glug glug.</p>

johnnyneill
02-10-2006, 06:33 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Here's an Irish colloquialism for ya:</p><p>Glug glug.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>Heh. But we're not drinking gravy.<br />