HERE ARE YOUR 2005 NOMINEES...!

[curtoid]

<p>For the Razzies: </p><p><strong>Worst Picture:</strong> </p><ul><li><em>Son of the Mask</em> </li><li><em>Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalow</em> </li><li><em>House of Wax</em> </li><li><em>Dirty Love</em> </li><li><em>The Dukes of Hazzard</em> </li></ul><strong>Worst Actor:</strong> <ul><li>Tom Cruise (<em>War of the Worlds</em>) </li><li>Rob Schneider (<em>Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalow</em>) </li><li>Jamie Kennedy (<em>Son of the Mask</em>) </li><li>Will Ferrell (<em>Bewitched</em> and <em>Kicking &amp; Screaming</em>) </li><li>The Rock (<em>Doom</em>) </li></ul><strong>Worst Actress:</strong> <ul><li>Jenny McCarthy (<em>Dirty Love</em>) </li><li>Jessica Alba (<em>Fantastic Four</em>, <em>Into the Blue</em>) </li><li>Hilary Duff (<em>Cheaper by the Dozen 2</em>, <em>The Perfect Man</em>) </li><li>Jennifer Lopez (<em>Monster-in-Law</em>) </li><li>Tara Reid (<em>Alone in the Dark</em>) </li></ul><strong>Worst Supporting Actor:</strong> <ul><li>Alan Cumming (<em>Son of the Mask</em>) </li><li>Bob Hoskins (<em>Son of the Mask</em>) </li><li>Hayden Christensen (<em>Star Wars: Episode III--Revenge of the Sith</em>) </li><li>Eugene Levy (<em>Cheaper by the Dozen 2</em>, <em>The Man</em>) </li><li>Burt Reynolds (<em>The Dukes of Hazzard</em>, <em>The Longest Yard</em>) </li></ul><strong>Worst Supporting Actress:</strong> <ul><li>Paris Hilton (<em>House of Wax</em>) </li><li>Katie Holmes (<em>Batman Begins</em>) </li><li>Carmen Electra (<em>Dirty Love</em>) </li><li>Jessica Simpson (<em>The Dukes of Hazzard</em>) </li><li>Ashlee Simpson (<em>Undiscovered</em>) </li></ul><strong>Worst Director:</strong> <ul><li>John Asher (<em>Dirty Love</em>) </li><li>Ewe Boll (<em>Alone in the Dark</em>) </li><li>Jay Chandrasekhar (<em>The Dukes of Hazzard</em>) </li><li>Nora Ephron (<em>Bewitched</em>) </li><li>Lawrence Guterman (<em>Son of the Mask</em>) </li></ul><strong>Worst Screenplay:</strong> <ul><li>Jenny McCarthy (<em>Dirty Love</em>) </li><li>Rob Schneider, David Garrett &amp; Jason Ward (<em>Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalow</em>) </li><li>Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron &amp; Adam McKay (<em>Bewitched</em>) </li><li>John O'Brien (<em>The Dukes of Hazzard</em>) </li><li>Lance Khazei (<em>Son of the Mask</em>) </li></ul><strong>Worst Sequel or Remake:</strong> <ul><li><em>Bewitched</em> </li><li><em>Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo</em> </li><li><em>The Dukes of Hazzard</em> </li><li><em>House of Wax</em> </li><li><em>Son of the Mask</em> </li></ul><strong>Worst Screen Couple:</strong> <ul><li>Jamie Kennedy and Anybody Stuck Sharing the Screen with Him (<em>Son of the Mask</em>) </li><li>Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman (<em>Bewitched</em>) </li><li>Jenny McCarthy and Anyone Dumb Enough to Befriend or Date Her (<em>Dirty Love</em>) </li><li>Rob Schneider and his Diapers (<em>Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalow</em>) </li><li>Jessica Simpson and her Daisy Dukes (<em>The Dukes of Hazzard</em>) </li></ul><strong>Most Tiresome Tabloid Target:</strong> <ul><li>Tom Cruise and...His Anti-Psychiatry Rant, Oprah Winfrey's Couch, the Eiffel Tower and &quot;Tom's Baby&quot; </li><li>Paris Hilton and...Who-EVER! </li><li>Mr. and Mrs. Britney, Their Baby and Their Camcorder </li><li>The Simpsons--Ashlee, Jessica and Nick </li></ul>

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[spoon]

nice

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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[landarch]

I love it!!&nbsp; Better shit next year maybe.