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Tenbatsuzen
01-29-2006, 01:26 AM
<p>Last time I found a wife for Moe, it was the diver who smashed up her face.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>This time, however, I think I found something better.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="300" height="345" border="0" src="http://images.scrippsweb.com/FOOD/2004/09/02/cat_cora_NEW_e.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Meet Cat Cora, personality on the Food Network.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Also,&nbsp; she's an Iron Chef on &quot;Iron Chef America&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>While
watching Iron Chef America today, the theme ingredient was pork.&nbsp;
And although she lost the battle, she made a dish that makes her worthy
to be Mrs. Moe.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>A Panini Pork and BACON ICE CREAM sundae with blueberries and struedel.&nbsp;</strong></p><p>Bacon Ice Cream.&nbsp; Oh no she didn't!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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Tall_James
01-29-2006, 02:53 AM
<p>Just let me check something...</p><p><img height="345" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/cat_cora_NEW_e.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>Yeah, she'd work.</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" /> <br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/itcomestomenaturally">MySpace Disappoints</a>

<font color=black>This message was edited by Tall_James on 1-29-06 @ 6:54 AM</font>

sr71blackbird
01-29-2006, 03:40 AM
I'd pork her

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Bulldogcakes
01-29-2006, 04:34 AM
<p><img width="260" height="280" border="0" src="http://www.korin.com/chef/images/simonsmiling.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm sure somebody has photoshop handy. . . . .&nbsp;</p>

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sr71blackbird
01-29-2006, 05:33 AM
<img height="480" src="http://lennthompson.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bacon.jpg" width="388" border="0" />

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Stankfoot
01-29-2006, 07:38 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/moe_wife.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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Death Metal Moe
01-29-2006, 09:18 AM
<p>Not bad.&nbsp; Nice lookin' lady AND a master chef?&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;Only way it could get better is if she crapped 20 dollar bills.</p><p>Tell her to PM me.&nbsp; I got a &quot;Theme Ingredient&quot; I'd like her to work her magic on if you know what I mean.<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;and I mean my penis.<br /></p>

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FUNKMAN
01-29-2006, 01:11 PM
<p>i've found two more...</p><p><img height="450" src="http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/Copy%20of%20Kissing%20Girls_Goth%20Chicks%202%20da rkness%20consumed.jpg" width="288" border="0" /></p>

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Death Metal Moe
01-29-2006, 01:32 PM
Bi-Sexuals don't really interest me.<br />

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Tenbatsuzen
01-29-2006, 04:30 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Bi-Sexuals don't really interest me.<br /><br />
What are you, gay???<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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Death Metal Moe
01-29-2006, 04:33 PM
<p>Too look at, fine.</p><p>The future Mrs. Death Metal Moe?</p><p>No&nbsp;</p>

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FUNKMAN
01-29-2006, 04:40 PM
<p><img height="477" src="http://images.art.com/images/-/Lisa-Kudrow--C10102399.jpeg" width="385" border="0" /></p><p><img height="384" src="http://www.digitalhit.com/sag/10/sag04-189.jpg" width="288" border="0" /></p>

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Death Metal Moe
01-29-2006, 04:41 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p><img width="385" height="477" border="0" src="http://images.art.com/images/-/Lisa-Kudrow--C10102399.jpeg" /></p><p><br /></p>

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Fallon
04-17-2006, 09:35 PM
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PapaBear
04-17-2006, 09:43 PM
<p>Get her quick, Moe. I hear her biological bacon alarm clock is ticking.</p><p><img height="255" src="http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/images/wakeNbacon/wake-bacon-open.jpg" width="340" border="0" /></p>