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Fallon

01-24-2006, 08:14 PM

I just watched the second episode and thought it was pretty good. It moves along fast and Patrice is fucking funny. Best clip was Kelsey Grammer falling of the stage. Heard the clip of that on O&A all the time, never knew what it was from. 

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Reephdweller

01-25-2006, 05:59 PM

Damn, I want to see this show.

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Death Metal Moe

01-25-2006, 06:03 PM

I love Patrice and am glad to see him get a show.  This may make me turn my TV back on.  What's the schedule?

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drew in Jersey

01-25-2006, 06:13 PM

VH1 Plays it every day

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drew in Jersey

01-25-2006, 06:18 PM

Thu 1.26 12:30 PM 

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JimBeam

01-25-2006, 06:38 PM

Yeah its a pretty good show.Funny to see all the stuff you received in your email at work on TV.

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drew in Jersey

01-25-2006, 06:41 PM

Hey guys speeking of web junk 20In redoing patrices site and  was wondering what people thought of itthis is the new intro <a href="http://www.patriceoneal.com/sample2/intro21.swf">http://www.patriceoneal.com/sample2/intro21.swf</a>and this is the new layout<a href="http://www.patriceoneal.com/sample2/">http://www.patriceoneal.com/sample2/</a>

Heres a cool site

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TheMojoPin

01-25-2006, 06:44 PM

I like Patrice, but he's as funny as a tumor on this show.  Shut the fuck up and let the clips play, fat boy.

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FUNKMAN

01-25-2006, 06:59 PM

i searched Web Junk 20 and found a bunch of Patrice sound bites on i believe the VH1 site...  let's just say Patrice is to Funkman what Don and Mike are to Moeholy fucking christ, the guy has nothing. you can tell by the way he breaks into a laugh, he always breaks into a 'loud pitch annoying laugh' when he has nothing and he does it all the time. and i believe 90-95% of the time he never completes a sentence or thought...edit: and never completes a joke... the funniest thing on the soundbites i watched was when he read the 'colored' joke... something about 'what has 6 legs and and says o de do o de do o de do'...which happen to be somebody else's joke<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/490fm.jpg" border="0" /> Tork, thanks for the sig!

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Death Metal Moe

01-25-2006, 06:59 PM

quote: I like Patrice, but he's as funny as a tumor on this show.  Shut the fuck up and let the clips play, fat boy. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> Dancing with the women at the bar... << He knows his Claret from his Beaujolais >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..." I haven't seen the show, but the clips I heard on the O&A show lead me to believe he is the funny on the show.  We've all seen these clips around the internet and it's Patrice's take on them that is fresh and funny.A TV round up of internet clips sounds lame.  Put Patrice in the mix commenting on them and you have something.

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Death Metal Moe

01-25-2006, 07:00 PM

quote: i searched Web Junk 20 and found a bunch of Patrice sound bites on i believe the VH1 site...  let's just say Patrice is to Funkman what Don and Mike are to Moe Damn.  Strong words.

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JimBeam

01-25-2006, 07:01 PM

Like any of those shows on VH1 sometimes he's got a good drop-in and other times it just blows.

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Reephdweller

01-25-2006, 07:07 PM

In redoing patrices site and  was wondering what people thought of itHey that looks damn good. A lot nicer than the old site.

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TheMojoPin

01-25-2006, 07:15 PM

A TV round up of internet clips sounds lame.  Put Patrice in the mix commenting on them and you have something.Which would have been fine, except out of all the comedians they've had making comments on other shows like this, they pick the one who was consistently the least funny.  He's grating, he adds nothing, and worst of all, comes across desperate for a laugh, which makes his failing that much more pathetic.

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badorties

01-25-2006, 07:21 PM

In redoing patrices site and was wondering what people thought of it

a lot more typos than one would expect

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FUNKMAN

01-25-2006, 07:25 PM

and this is the new layout<a href="http://www.patriceoneal.com/sample2/">http://www.patriceoneal.com/sample2/</a>this layout is very appealing to the eye, looks great!

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Death Metal Moe

01-25-2006, 07:31 PM

quote:  quote: A TV round up of internet clips sounds lame.  Put Patrice in the mix commenting on them and you have something.  Which would have been fine, except out of all the comedians they've had making comments on other shows like this, they pick the one who was consistently the least funny.  He's grating, he adds nothing, and worst of all, comes across desperate for a laugh, which makes his failing that much more pathetic.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> I couldn't disagree more, but I don't want to turn this into a back and forth discussion on Patrice all night.  I'll have to check the show out if I'm up that late, or download a torrent. 

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zentraed

01-25-2006, 07:37 PM

You can watch the show on the V-Spot at vh1.com. I think they only show the current week's episodes though 

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zentraed

01-25-2006, 08:26 PM

quote:In redoing patrices site and was wondering what people thought of it I really like the layout, but how could you leave Arrested Development out of the intro? <img width="400" height="268" border="0" title="T-Bone in the Banana Stand" alt="T-Bone in the Banana Stand" src="http://web.newsguy.com/zentraed/ronfez/tboneAD.jpg" /> 

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Doctor Manhattan

01-26-2006, 04:19 AM

quote: Hey guys speeking of web junk 20 In redoing patrices site and  was wondering what people thought of it  Bandwidth Limit Exceeded

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drew in Jersey

01-26-2006, 05:55 AM

sites back up!!

Heres a cool site

www.patriceoneal.com

grlNIN

01-26-2006, 06:14 AM

quote:  Which
would have been fine, except out of all the comedians they've had
making comments on other shows like this, they pick the one who was
consistently the least funny. He's grating, he adds nothing, and worst
of all, comes across desperate for a laugh, which makes his failing
that much more pathetic.

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slap_happy

01-26-2006, 06:26 PM

this show would suck without Patrice. his facial expressions alone are worth tuning into this garbage.

FUNKMAN

01-26-2006, 06:45 PM

maybe the funny escapes between that gap in Patrice's front teeth before he even gets a chance to spit it out of his big mouth...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />see what a couple brews will do to ya

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Sheeplovr

01-26-2006, 07:30 PM

Didn't the Sklar Brother Have a Show about Stuff on the Internet
This was before they lied to us about the Pzone with Tommy Davidson (oh
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TheMojoPin

01-26-2006, 08:07 PM

quote:  quote:   Which would have been fine, except out of all the comedians they've had making comments on other shows like this, they pick the one who was consistently the least funny. He's grating, he adds nothing, and worst of all, comes across desperate for a laugh, which makes his failing that much more pathetic.There's no way you didn't laugh at "nasal douche"   SUBMIT!  <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ninny" border="0" /> Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it.Fair enough. 

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FUNKMAN

01-26-2006, 09:35 PM

There's no way you didn't laugh at "nasal douche"   SUBMIT!  <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ninny" border="0" /> Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it. Fair enough.  Holy Shit! Nin calls you out and you cave in like a West Virginia coal mine!WTF?that guy couldn't buy a laugh with a fistful of chopmeat and a pack of hyenas

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TheMojoPin

01-27-2006, 05:40 AM

Nah, it was even more embarassing with my roommate.  He was watching the show and I was being an ass and complaining about it and then the "nasal douche" bit came on and I cracked up, so, yes, I'm a filthy hypocrite.

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