I wanna dip my Ballz in it!!!!!!!!! [Archive]

View Full Version : I wanna dip my Ballz in it!!!!!!!!!

ECCJCA

01-15-2006, 08:25 AM

<a href="http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/4795/louie.wav">http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/4795/louie.wav</a>Louie hell yeah, old State from the 90's.

Snoogans

01-15-2006, 08:27 AM

im not a fan of this shit when you have to download what people link you to. Dont trust that shit 

<center>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194"> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU</center>

ECCJCA

01-15-2006, 08:31 AM

Ok I believe in Don't trust Anbody thing, but I was actually looking for clips of the State for a whole day, nobody sent me that shit.  I checked out the link and it's fine.  But suite yourself.

suggums

01-15-2006, 08:36 AM

only the finest<img border="0" src="http://www.oldvegaschips.com/mo7.jpg" /> 

<img border="0" src="http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4237/suggumskilgore5id.jpg" />

This message was edited by suggums on 1-15-06 @ 12:36 PM

torker

01-15-2006, 08:47 AM

<img height="200" src="http://ring.cdandlp.com/allvinyl2000/photo_grande/31221700.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

[center]<IMG SRC=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/bobos.jpg>[center]

[i][center]Take my soul to the lost and found[center][i]

Death Metal Moe

01-15-2006, 10:07 AM

God I loved that fucking show.  The State was the best sketch comedy show to come along since The Kids in the Hall went off TV and no one got behind it.  Morons would rather watch Friends I guess.  Anything you have to think about for a second is foreign to most viewers, they need their punchlines spoon fed to them.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

TheMojoPin

01-15-2006, 10:10 AM

I want The State on DVD so damn bad!  Apparently it's still held up because of all the music used on the show, and they're having a bitch of a time clearing the rights.

<center><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
 
Dancing with the women at the bar... << He knows his Claret from his Beaujolais >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."</center>

mikeyboy

01-15-2006, 10:34 AM

Joseph:  Hey.  I just had a particular thought.  What if we go all the way to the zoo, and the monkeys ain't in the mood? Joey:  What, for doin' it? Joseph:  Yeah, for doing it, the monkeys. Joey:  That's okay.  We'll just watch the penguins do it. Tony:  Ahh..that's disgusting.  You're like a perverted individual! Joseph:  What?  Why is that disgusting, and watching the monkeys doin' it ain't? Tony:  Because monkeys is natural with humans, penguins, they ain't natural like that. Joey:  What are you talking about?  Penguins is natural. Anthony:  Penguins ain't natural, they was chemically man-made like The Incredible Hulk. Joseph:  Anthony, how do you know this about the penguins? Anthony:  It's in the Bible. J+J:  It ain't in the Bible. Anthony:  It's in the Bible wit' Noah!  Noah didn't take no penguins wit' 'em on the ark, so therefore penguins ain't natural.  Read your Bible.  There's no mention of penguins whatsoever. Joey:  Okay. J+J:  If it's in the Bible- 

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy"> <a href="http://www.thereisnoradio.com"]>The Music Mikey Likes Show now on There is No Radio</a> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem

Death Metal Moe

01-15-2006, 10:45 AM

HA!  Thank you Mikeyboy.  Me and my bandmates will all still say "Pengin's aint natural" and "Read ya Bible" to each other as an inside joke from that show.Great TV show.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

TheGameHHH

01-16-2006, 08:00 AM

the second this show comes out on DVD, ill be the first in line.

<IMG SRC="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetGameHHH.jpg ">

FUNKMAN

01-16-2006, 08:20 AM

I wanna dip my Ballz in it!!!!!!!!! caramel or jelly?

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Ippolito"> 

Most of the men on this board think monogamy is some kind of wood

Patches

01-16-2006, 09:33 AM

"Where did you get 240 dollars worth of puddin'!?!""Shhhhhh... that ain't none of your concern..."F'n brilliant.

<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg>

http://www.myspace.com/richie01178

Freakshow

01-16-2006, 11:13 AM

I signed an online petion like 3 years ago to have the State on DVD. 

<center><img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/answer.gif> We
don't need a cure we
need a final solution</
center>

mikeyboy

01-16-2006, 11:26 AM

I signed an online petion like 3 years ago to have the State on DVD.  Apparently, Freakshow's voice means nothing.  <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.thereisnoradio.com/">The Music Mikey Likes Show now on There is No Radio</a> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem

This message was edited by mikeyboy on 1-16-06 @ 3:27 PM

spoon

01-16-2006, 12:00 PM

Great show indeed.  UCB is out and that's good shit too.  Mmmmm shit. And I'm not feeding anyone their punchlines MOE!!

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg">

It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

Freakshow

01-16-2006, 12:22 PM

quote: I signed an online petion like 3 years ago to have the State on DVD.  Apparently, Freakshow's voice means nothing.   I'd feel bad, but <a href="http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?STVHSDVD">27,000 </a>other people's voices mean nothing. <img src="http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/answer.gif" border="0" /> We don't need a cure we need a final solution

This message was edited by Freakshow on 1-16-06 @ 4:23 PM

Death Metal Moe

01-16-2006, 12:26 PM

Did I ever tell you how good my grandma's potato chowder was?

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

Auslander

01-16-2006, 12:50 PM

Man I loved that show.  I still crack up every time I think about that Snuggle's bear taking an absolute beating. 

<a href="http://www.soresu.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.soresu.com/images/soresulink.jpg"></a>

Yosammity

01-16-2006, 02:47 PM

That sketch with the monkeys doin' it is my favorite.  When the grandma walks into the room, I can't stop laughing...  Looks just like my Grandma. 

<html>
<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/yosammity/clarence.jpg">Yosammity

HBox

01-16-2006, 03:15 PM

"Here's-a the sauce-a!""OOOWWW!!! LOOK-A WHAT YOU DID-A TO MY NICE-A WHITE-A SUIT-A!!!!!!!!! AND THE POPE-A IS-A COMING-A!!!!!!!!!!"And another of my favorites:(Guy walks in a fast food joint)Guy: "Can I get a grape soda?"Cashier: (Turns around to the cook behind him) "HEY CARL!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GET THE MAN A GRAPE SODA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (turns around back to the customer and says politely) "Anything else sir?"Guy: "Uh, um, uh, a chicken sandwich please?"Cashier: (turns around, walks right up to Carl's ear) "CHICKEN SANDWICH, CAAAAAAAARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (walks back to counter) "Did you ask for a small soda?"Guy: "Oh, uh no. But I didn't say, so small is fine."Cashier: (walks back to Carl, takes lid off soda and starts flicking it in his face as he says) "IF THE MAN WANTED A SMALL SODA, HE WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR A SMALL SODA!!!!!!! AND WHERE THE HELL IS HIS CHICKEN SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (starts back toward counter) Guy: "There's no need for shouting."Cashier: (turns back towards Carl) "AND KEEP IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWHHHHHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" (throws soda in Carl's face)   

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/4544/newsig2ki.jpg

MadMatt

01-16-2006, 03:57 PM

I have a collection of State skits on VHS that I got about 10 years ago, but I wish they would bring out a DVD.  The State was one of the best shows made, and the best ever created by MTV (although Beavis & Butthead is a really close second).The "Jedi Guidance Counselor" skit was golden, as was the "Performance Artist cheerleader" (not official titles, but hopefully you know what I'm talkin' about).  Hell, most of the skits were golden!EDIT:  I just looked for my video and can't find it!  I think my goddamn ex-wife took it.  Hate her... hate her soooo much...  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" border="0" />----------------------------------- "Well, I'll be damned..."

This message was edited by MadMatt on 1-16-06 @ 7:59 PM

furie

01-16-2006, 04:14 PM

quote:<hr color="cococo" align="left">I want The State on DVD so damn bad! Apparently it's still held up because of all the music used on the show, and they're having a bitch of a time clearing the rights.

<center><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
 
Dancing with the women at the bar... << He knows his Claret from his Beaujolais >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."</center><hr color="cococo" align="left"> Begin your response here...

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=furie1335"> 
<a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a>