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SoccerMomSuffer

01-13-2006, 06:19 PM

I'm 16 years old and made a short film:"LIFE CAN'T HANDLE US"A cringe comedy documenting a conversation between two teenage closet lesbians discussing their relationship, life, and suicide. When Jessie, a 14 year old closet lesbian, finds out her brother knows about her lifestyle, she is afraid her, and girlfriend, Karen's relationship will be over. After school one day, the two discuss what they can do to avoid persecution by the world around them. When no other options seem visible, Jessie suggests synchronized suicide. Once Karen is convinced, the brainstorming begins on the perfect method to sacrifice their lives for teenage love.http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/goodburger/LCHUprotocard2s.jpg  <a title="Life Can't Handle Us: trailer" href="http://www.archive.org/download/lchutrailer/trailer.mpg" target="_blank">http://www.archive.org/download/lchutrailer/trailer.mpg</a> http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/goodburger/LCHUicon.jpg

This message was edited by SoccerMomSuffer on 1-14-06 @ 6:41 PM

Hottub

01-13-2006, 06:24 PM

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torker

01-13-2006, 06:25 PM

Heavenly Creatures Part Deux?<img height="158" src="http://www.ceiberweiber.at/ownpages/history/images/heavenly3.jpg" width="205" border="0" />

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HBox

01-13-2006, 06:28 PM

It's the feel good comedy of the season! 

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TheMojoPin

01-14-2006, 02:12 PM

Poster cleared this thread with the staff...please remember to clear links like this with us first!

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suggums

01-14-2006, 04:27 PM

So you made a short film.  Congrats, here's a cookie.  Where/when will it be shown?  The point of this advert was to get us interested in seeing it right? For the record, a documentary I helped make for a class will be shown during a brief film festival at George Mason University this Friday.  I fully expect none of you to attend. 

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bobrobot

01-14-2006, 05:34 PM

I'll go if there are cookies!!!<img height="305" src="http://www.pepperidgefarm.com/images/indulgent_treats/cookies_top_milano.jpg" width="275" border="0" />

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Stankfoot

01-14-2006, 07:11 PM

quote: When no other options seem visible, Jessie suggests synchronized suicide.  <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/swim.jpg" border="0" />what ..... drowning?   

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curtoid

01-14-2006, 07:13 PM

<blockquote style="">quote:Heavenly Creatures Part Deux?[/quote] GREAT pull!

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SatCam

01-14-2006, 11:25 PM

Hey, did you ever get your "Sugar Shane" pictures published in Home Cooking Magazine?  http://www.dominosugar.com/images/product/large/confectioners.jpg                           No, I never forgot 

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SoccerMomSuffer

01-15-2006, 08:29 AM

Hey, did you ever get your "Sugar Shane" pictures published in Home Cooking Magazine?  <img src="http://www.dominosugar.com/images/product/large/confectioners.jpg" border="0" />                           No, I never forgot Thankfully you are probably in the minority by now. Should he be a character in the next movie? Maybe a mockumentary about a very softcore Splosh Magazine knockoff. So you made a short film.  Congrats, here's a cookie.  Where/when will it be shown?  The point of this advert was to get us interested in seeing it right? For the record, a documentary I helped make for a class will be shown during a brief film festival at George Mason University this Friday.  I fully expect none of you to attend.DVD sales will start February 1st, after that I'll be trying to pitch it to as many colleges, film societies, festivals, and private/public screenings as possible.

mikeyboy

01-15-2006, 01:36 PM

quote: Hey, did you ever get your "Sugar Shane" pictures published in Home Cooking Magazine?  <img src="http://www.dominosugar.com/images/product/large/confectioners.jpg" border="0" />                           No, I never forgot [ X ] Same guy?  Yeah, it was probably a good idea to start over with a brand new screen name.

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Sheeplovr

01-17-2006, 10:02 AM

I like the fact that this kid is classy and uses the word "Dykes" in the trailer 
what kind of equitment is he using looks pricey is this Carter Karokee coming back under a fake namewhat happend to his movie makeing 

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SoccerMomSuffer

01-17-2006, 10:41 AM

like the fact that this kid is classy and uses the word "Dykes" in the trailer "Lesbians" would have been just way too long.what kind of equitment is he using looks pricey I bought a Canon GL1 camera on ebay for 1200 and stole the software (Vegas 5.0)