Waterworld w/ Commercials and Edited for TV [Archive]

torker

01-13-2006, 03:55 PM

I don't know if this is the extended version, but Bravo is showing Waterworld starring Kevin Costner tonight at 8:00 and a replay at 11:00.  My plans are set for this evening.                           <img height="180" src="http://www.thestinkers.com/images2/waterworld-01.jpg" width="265" border="0" />

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HBox

01-13-2006, 04:18 PM

My plans are set too. Ripping the cables from my TV so I don't inadvertently stumble on to Bravo. 

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TheMojoPin

01-13-2006, 04:51 PM

This is a complete waste of time.Now, if The Postman was on...well shit, I'd be right there to hold your popcorn.

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torker

01-13-2006, 05:01 PM

<h1>Goofs for Waterworld (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114898/goofs" target="_blank">1995</a>)</h1><ul><li>Plot holes: There is not enough ice in the polar icecaps to submerge the earth upon melting. If there were, the resulting seawater would be diluted enough to make it drinkable. </li><li>Revealing mistakes: Land visible on the left-hand side of the screen, just before the smokers turn up. </li><li>Continuity: When the balloon starts inflating it is already above the roof, yet after rising 30 feet, roof panels are broken out. </li></ul><ul><li>Continuity: When the line to the plane is released the Mariner has the bone gun, but it is gone as he is catapulted off. </li><li>Continuity: Mariner drops a sail on Helen, but the next shot of the boat shows both sails raised. </li><li>Continuity: The machine gun fire that destroys the Deacon's boat comes from a turret pivoting horizontally towards it; however, the bullets striking the waves as they approach the Deacon's boat contradict the turret's movement. </li><li>Crew or equipment visible: Gas bubbles from breathing apparatus when Mariner is teaching the girl to swim. </li><li>Crew or equipment visible: Support divers visible when Mariner is diving to the bottom of the ocean[widescreen only]. </li><li>Continuity: The size of the anchor that Mariner uses to slide down the cable. </li><li>Continuity: Mariner gains a shotgun when he dives off the supertanker. </li><li>Incorrectly regarded as goofs: Everyone on the tanker is smoking, even though there's no land to grow tobacco. There's a huge stash of pre-cataclysm cigarettes onboard. </li><li>Continuity: During the seaplane attack, when the mariner is trying to free the rope at the top of the mast, he pulls a Gurkha style kukhri knife to do so. He then puts it between his teeth, while trying to shoot the plane. It is still in his mouth as he is catapulted off the mast. However, when he surfaces, the knife is gone. He climbs aboard his boat, then takes the same knife out of its scabbard at his waist to cut the woman's hair. </li><li>Factual errors: After the Valdez oil spill, Exxon renamed the "Exxon Valdez". </li><li>Continuity: When Mariner is leaving on the jet ski to rescue the little girl there is a mountain/cliff visible on the right. </li><li>Continuity: When Deacon is giving his speech to the masses on the oil tanker, the whiskey bottle at the beginning is virtually empty. However, later in his speech it appears half full. </li><li>Continuity: At least twice, the point is made that the Mariner has webbed toes. Several times, though, the camera shows his feet and his toes are spread apart. </li><li>Continuity: Helen claims Enola draws "only what she sees" and she is "like a mirror" yet later on, when the Mariner and Helen argue about Dry Land, instead of saying mirrors like she had before, she says "reflecting glass" when asking him where he got everything if it wasn't from dry land. </li><li>Continuity: When the Mariner is in the cage and Old Gregor is asking him about dry land, Gregor shows him a slip of paper with the dry land markings on it. The paper goes back and forth between being torn and intact between shots. </li><li>Revealing mistakes: When the three jet skis are speeding towards each other they explode before they touch </li><li>Continuity: Deacon is talking to Enola and asks her if she wants a cigarette and says she is

mikeyboy

01-13-2006, 05:51 PM

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Tall_James

01-13-2006, 05:52 PM

Game, set and match to Mikeyboy.

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