<p>I'm actually gunning for the Skins to get to the Super Bowl this year.</p><p>IMAGINE the HUGE FUCKING BUILD UP we'd hear everytime the Skins won? Fez would try to wriggle out of it AGAIN, and he'd add more and more and MORE to try to lure Elfish into it.</p><p>The Superbowl Bet would be so fucking crazy I can't even imagine what would be on the table.</p><p>My guess:</p><ul><li>1st class airfare to NYC</li><li>a limo with Foreigner playing waiting to wisk them away to their deluxe sweets</li><li>The last hour of The Ron and Fez's show is given to them with Perrynoid hosting and his Circus and Crazy Jenn in the background. It is then that Fez gets shaved and painted. Is ESD still part of this bet? If so, he gets shaved and painted then too. </li><li>For some reason now ADF is involved and has to parade around shirtless, shaved and oiled the whole show to the delight of...well, to the delight of everyone who can see it.</li><li>Straight out to the bar after the show to get Elfish "tuned up."</li><li>Dinner at Sardi's with Ronnie 2 bucks and Soundboard Fez (Fez has to look in the window and drool looking at all the food.) Soundboard Fez will be run by a Laptop with NO LESS than a 1.31 Ghz processor, 256 MB RAM and a 15 inch screen.</li><li>A night out on the town with Ronnie 2 bucks and Blue Man Fez. </li><li>Back to the suite. There's a BIG day tomorrow!</li><li>Late start for the Circus and Jenn, they were up partying hard! They set out on a tour of famous churches of NYC.</li><li>Lady's Choice for lunch. I'm gonna guess.... Hot Dog Cart? Ge Ge Ge.</li><li>Everyone goes over to Fez's apartment on Retard Island and watches DVDs that the Circus likes.</li><li>Fez is forced to cook them all stuff as they watch the movie and dinner, of course.</li><li>They all get to paddle Fez on their way out, and he is then tattooed with a HUGE clown logo and the words COSMIC CIRCUS 4 LIFE on his right cheek, and Elfish dressed as Elvis on his left cheek.</li><li>Back to the suite.</li><li>Limo ride back to the airport with "We are the Champions" playing as they all get in.</li><li>1st class back to DC. </li><li>Bask in the GLORY!!!</li></ul>
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