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The Blowhard
10-16-2001, 08:07 PM
FALLON, Nev. - A 59-year-old man who received a suspicious letter with amorous writings and women's lace panties turned it over to sheriff's deputies, who stored it in a biohazard barrel before determining it didn't come from a terrorist.


"It was from a secret admirer," Churchill County Sheriff Bill Lawry said.

"We returned the letter and the underwear," he said.

The Fallon man said he became concerned about the threat of anthrax contamination because the unsigned letter was mailed from Reno in a yellow envelope with no return address.

Neatly printed on two pages, the sexually suggestive message and black thong panties arrived Thursday.

"It just about blew my socks off," said the man, speaking on the condition he not be named. He said he had lived in the rural community only since September and few people had his address.

"I don't know of anybody who would do this and I have no explanation for it. I feel kind of silly," he told the Lahontan Valley News and Fallon Eagle Standard.

The man said he had been worried about anthrax exposure because he sniffed the contents to determine if perfume was present on the letter or the underwear.

The woman who made the overture notified the sheriff on Monday when she learned that the letter had been turned over for investigation. She told authorities she was romantically interested in the single man.

Pootertoot
10-16-2001, 08:14 PM
I'd take some mail panties, even if they're laced with Anthrax. I've caught worse from a vagina.

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PhishHead
10-16-2001, 08:18 PM
Nothings wrong with getting panties in the mail, anthrax or no anthrax, there still panties.

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The Blowhard
10-16-2001, 10:16 PM
Well, this guy was 59. I wonder how old the woman was.
This is hot!;)

Pootertoot
10-16-2001, 10:18 PM
Then they were ankle length panties.

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HordeKing1
10-17-2001, 09:36 AM
Stained granny panties. My favorite part of this story is how he smelled the "package" to see if it was laced with perfume.

I guess he concluded no perfume, smells like anthrax. Anthrax! Shit!

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Se7en
10-17-2001, 07:32 PM
What is this donkey complaining about? He got some chick's used panties in the mail for FREE. Usually the rest of us have to pay for them.

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The Blowhard
10-17-2001, 09:45 PM
What exactly does Anthrax smell like?

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reeshy
10-17-2001, 09:49 PM
I smelled Anthrax once. When the band walked by me, they stunk of stale beer and sweat!
HEEHAA

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EffMeBoobs
10-17-2001, 10:02 PM
Well if you can smell AA (abbrev. for someone we know) that's what anthrax smells like. ;)

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