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HBox
01-09-2006, 11:00 PM
<p><a href="http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/" target="_blank">I wish this was a parody. I SO WISH THIS WAS A PARODY.</a></p><p>It's actually beyond parody.&nbsp;</p><a href="http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/" target="_blank"></a>

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ChrisTheCop
01-09-2006, 11:33 PM
why is this so shocking?&nbsp;what now? republicans cant procreate in your world?

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spoon
01-10-2006, 01:03 AM
I'm sure most of the kids from these relationships will be retarded at best.

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blakjeezis
01-10-2006, 05:21 AM
<p>Ah yes, this thread is filled with the tolerance, brotherhood and unity&nbsp;that the left is famous for. I'm sure it won't be long before we get a wonderful and hilarious&nbsp;Red state / Blue state joke, all in the best spirit of harmony and non-partisanship, of course.</p>

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booster11373
01-10-2006, 05:45 AM
Its just funny that there's another thing the rightwing talk show host's can shill and its got a clever name too!

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Hottub
01-10-2006, 05:53 AM
<p>OK, this one happens to be a conservative site. That's bad? Would it be alright if there were a place for more liberal leaning people to try and get together?</p><p>Get over it!</p>

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Tenbatsuzen
01-10-2006, 05:58 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Ah yes, this thread is filled with the tolerance, brotherhood and unity&nbsp;that the left is famous for. I'm sure it won't be long before we get a wonderful and hilarious&nbsp;Red state / Blue state joke, all in the best spirit of harmony and non-partisanship, of course.</p><p><br />This illustrates why BJ is one of my favorite posters here.</p><p>It's a republican dating site.&nbsp; Big deal.&nbsp; So it's sponsored by Hannity.&nbsp; Again, big deal.&nbsp; He's got a large listening base.</p>

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01-10-2006, 06:52 AM
I heard that conservative chicks put out.

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HBox
01-10-2006, 07:01 AM
So no one here sees anything remotely funny about the name? And I get accused of being intolerant by posting a dating site full of people who only want to date people with a conservative point of view? Yeah, OK, whatever,<br />

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Hottub
01-10-2006, 07:06 AM
<p>Why is everybody so uptight today? We are supposed to be having fun.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>PS. &nbsp;I don't think the name is all that funny or clever.</p>

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HBox
01-10-2006, 07:11 AM
I was trying to have fun....<br />

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Sheeplovr
01-10-2006, 07:13 AM
<p>i woud laugh if i didnt laugh already at http://www.democraticmatch.com/</p><p>they
play a ad for this on air america all the time i thought it was a joke
for months then saw the banner ad it just sounded silly bolth of them
even though hannidate is a more funny name</p><p>i'll just stick to Bill O'Reily erotic lit as read by the billster him self&nbsp; <br />
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HBox
01-10-2006, 07:16 AM
You see, Democrats do it too. No we can all take the huge sticks out of our asses and laugh together. I can't believe that people are so adamant in their political beliefs that they have to resort to these sites.<br />

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Hottub
01-10-2006, 07:19 AM
Just a way for people who may be more compatible, to hook up.&nbsp;&nbsp; Just like somebody may want to visit a bondage dating site, or a food dating site, etc.

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Sheeplovr
01-10-2006, 07:25 AM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">food dating site</font></p><p>what do you gotta do to get to first base with a plate of snow peas?&nbsp;</p>

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Tenbatsuzen
01-10-2006, 07:46 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="0">food dating site</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>what do you gotta do to get to first base with a plate of snow peas?&nbsp;</p><a href="http://somesuch.org/"></a><p>Add a butter sauce.</p><p><br />&nbsp;</p>

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Death Metal Moe
01-10-2006, 08:28 AM
<p>I remember him doing this as a segment on his show when I listened.&nbsp; </p><p>It's just not shocking in the least.&nbsp; People with similar beliefs trying to date.&nbsp; It's no different than people going to church to find a good Christan woman, or a guy going to a rock concert to find a girl who likes his kind of music.</p>

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badorties
01-10-2006, 09:03 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>the concept of a like-minded dating service is fine, but it really cheapens hannity's credibility ... just another marketing tool to put his name out there and draw a few extra bucks from it ...</p><p>a newsmaker or&nbsp;pundit, regardless of their affiliations, should really limit what they attach their name to ...</p><p>books, talk shows&nbsp;or columns are fine -- everything else blows</p>

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booster11373
01-10-2006, 10:12 AM
Most non-comedic &nbsp;talkshow host's are like modern day snake oil salesman, Constantly shilling, Oreilly got his doormats and jackets Limbaugh had his tie's, Savage was hawking some sort of Finacial advice,

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badorties
01-10-2006, 10:18 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>i really appreciate o/a, r/f and even stern keep the hawking at a very minimum, if none at all ...</p>

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Furtherman
01-10-2006, 10:19 AM
<p>This should be illegal.&nbsp; Boring water-heads shouldn't be allowed to mate, let alone date.</p><p>Imagine a Hannidate get together?&nbsp; ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz</p>

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DarkHippie
01-10-2006, 11:44 AM
I did a search and there are no women profiles within a 500 mile radius of NYC.

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mikeyboy
01-10-2006, 11:51 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i really appreciate o/a, r/f and even stern keep the hawking at a very minimum, if none at all ...</p>Aw, come on.&nbsp; Who wouldn't at least <em>try</em> &quot;Benningdate&quot;?<br />

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badorties
01-10-2006, 12:11 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>only if we could go to bennigan's for the date ...</p>

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spoon
01-10-2006, 02:03 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>the concept of a like-minded dating service is fine, but it really cheapens hannity's credibility ... just another marketing tool to put his name out there and draw a few extra bucks from it ...</p><p>a newsmaker or&nbsp;pundit, regardless of their affiliations, should really limit what they attach their name to ...</p><p>books, talk shows&nbsp;or columns are fine -- everything else blows</p><p><font color="#ffffff">.</font></p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=badorties" border="0" /><br />Nice point by Badorties and booster right after it.&nbsp; Agreed!<br />

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Greggie44
01-10-2006, 02:29 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><blockquote />Aw, come on.&nbsp; Who wouldn't at least <em>try</em> &quot;Benningdate&quot;?<br /><p>You get a shovel and some lime in case things go wrong.</p><br />

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A.J.
01-10-2006, 10:09 PM
I'd rather Hannibate.

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PapaBear
01-10-2006, 10:29 PM
<p><font size="1">Aw, come on.&nbsp; Who wouldn't at least <em>try</em> &quot;Benningdate&quot;?</font><br /></p><p>This would be a good resource for &quot;cutters&quot;.</p><p>HOT!</p>

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01-11-2006, 04:07 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I'd rather Hannibate. <img src="http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg" border="0" /> A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.<font color="#ff0000"><strong>Red Sox Nation</strong></font><br />Without a doubt the funniest thing ever to come out of that country. Except possibly for the&nbsp;novelty oil barrels with the snakes that spring out at you when you open them.

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Patches
01-11-2006, 06:49 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Aw, come on.&nbsp; Who wouldn't at least <em>try</em> &quot;Benningdate&quot;?<br /><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://www.thereisnoradio.com/">The Music Mikey Likes Show now on There is No Radio</a><br /><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem Definitely rather try that than Fez's version...<br />

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Sheeplovr
01-11-2006, 07:02 AM
<p>I think hannity should stard a Online job site called<strong> HanniJob</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>my dad thought of that joke when i told him about hannidate&nbsp;</p>

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pennington
01-11-2006, 04:03 PM
<font face="Verdana">quote: </font>Definitely rather try that than Fez's version...<br /><br />Fezidate?&nbsp; Sounds sticky...

high fly
01-16-2006, 01:05 PM
HANNIDATE is the site where conservative women learn strategies to successfully negotiate the pitfalls of dating and relationships so they can save their virginity for their second marriage.<br />

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