The Wierd Shit thread [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

View Full Version : The Wierd Shit thread

Bulldogcakes

01-09-2006, 04:53 PM

Everybody comes across some weird shit now and then, here's somewhere to post it.   
Here's a starter<img border="0" src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060109/capt.nyet27501091906.one_eyed_cat__nyet275.jpg?x=3 80&y=295&sig=is8lzVrG4Q072TgKZhMF_Q--" /> Cy, short for Cyclopes, a kitten born with only one eye and no nose, is
shown in this photo provided by its owner in Redmond, Oregon, on
Wednesday, Dec. 28, 2005. The kitten, a ragdoll breed, which died after
living for one day, was one of two in the litter. Its sibling was born
normal and healthy. (AP Photo/Traci Allen)  Any others? 

http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/bulldogsig/rotate.php

<A HREF=http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/>My site Bully Baby</A>

"A dog recently saved his owner's life, because he had been trained to dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address 'woof, woof.'"-Norm MacDonald

bobrobot

01-09-2006, 04:59 PM

It's got 1 eye & Homer Simpson's mouth!!!<img height="159" src="http://www.channel4sales.com/images/channel4pics/homer-simpson.jpg" width="167" border="0" />

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboBigJoe.jpg

There's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues.

torker

01-09-2006, 04:59 PM

The Wierd Shit thread That's a weird way to spell weird.

[center]<IMG SRC=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/RFnettorker.jpg>[center]

[i][center]Take my soul to the lost and found[center][i]

Tall_James

01-09-2006, 05:00 PM

Mischa Barton (of "The OC") shouldn't wear white on certain days of the month.<img height="241" src="http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/01/mischa-barton-spotting.jpg" width="400" border="0" />

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james">

bobrobot

01-09-2006, 05:08 PM

<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/giantits.jpg" border="0" />

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboBigJoe.jpg

There's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues.

Kathleen From The Bronx

01-09-2006, 05:23 PM

"Now I know what you're thinking. 'What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin' cupcake?' Heh. How about one that spits tobacco?"

Bulldogcakes

01-09-2006, 05:28 PM

Weird, funny and disgusting all at the same time. <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/editmessage.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/48215/Message/%3C/font">http://www.shipaturd.com/</a> 


<img border="0" src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/bulldogsig/rotate.php" />

<a href="http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/">My site Bully Baby</a>
"A dog recently saved his owner's life, because he had been trained to
dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address
'woof, woof.'"-Norm MacDonald

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 1-9-06 @ 9:28 PM

HBox

01-09-2006, 05:36 PM

<img width="350" height="408" border="0" src="http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/53/reggie2uw.jpg" />

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/4544/newsig2ki.jpg

Bulldogcakes

01-09-2006, 06:04 PM

From the weird shit news file<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/editmessage.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/48215/Message/%3C/font">http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44779</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/editmessage.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/48215/Message/%3C/font">Abortionist accused of eating fetuses</a> 
 [quote]quote:A
Kansas City abortionist is out of business after investigators
discovered a grisly house of horrors at his clinic – with fetuses kept
in Styrofoam cups in his refrigerator and one employee accusing him of
microwaving one and stirring it into his lunch.
 
The
unsanitary conditions in Krishna Rajanna's clinic prompted legislative
approval of new abortion regulations in Kansas, a bill that was vetoed
by the governor. Rajanna's activities have reportedly been the subject
of law-enforcement investigations for nearly two years.

Rajanna first came to the attention of police in September 2003 when he called police to investigate alleged employee theft.


Detective William Howard of the Kansas City Police Department responded.


"I
thought I had heard and seen every vile, disgusting crime scene, but
was in for a new shock when I started this investigation," he would say
later. Howard turned the matter over to the local district attorney and
three state agencies. 
Topping
the list of horrors was an employee's account that she and others
witnessed Rajanna "microwave one of the aborted fetuses and stir it
into his lunch," as Howard recalled earlier this year when testifying
before a Kansas House committee. 
Rajanna denied the accusation. But he did keep fetuses in Styrofoam cups in the refrigerator al

HBox

01-09-2006, 06:07 PM

Thanks Bulldog. Now I'm starvin. 

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/4544/newsig2ki.jpg

Bulldogcakes

01-09-2006, 06:18 PM

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/editmessage.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/48215/Message/%3C/font">http://www.boston.com/news/local/rhode_island/articles/2006/01/07/some_of_nations_best_libraries_have_books_bound_in _human_skin/></a>
<h1><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/editmessage.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/48215/Message/%3C/font">Some of nation's best libraries have books bound in human skin</a></h1>
 
 quote:PROVIDENCE, R.I. --Brown University's library boasts an
unusual anatomy book. Tanned and polished to a smooth golden brown, its
cover looks and feels no different from any other fine leather. 
But here's its secret: the book is bound in human skin.
A
number of prestigious libraries -- including Harvard University's --
have such books in their collections. While the idea of making leather
from human skin seems bizarre and cruel today, it was not uncommon in
centuries past, said Laura Hartman, a rare book cataloger at the
National Library of Medicine in Maryland and author of a paper on the
subject.
   
 Dont even ASK where they got the lampshades. . . . . . 

<img border="0" src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/bulldogsig/rotate.php" />

<a href="http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/">My site Bully Baby</a>

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Anon

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 1-9-06 @ 10:19 PM

bobrobot

01-09-2006, 06:29 PM

quote: Dont even ASK where they got the lampshades. . . . . .  My Eastern European relatives... 

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboBigJoe.jpg

There's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues.

Judge Smails

01-09-2006, 06:45 PM

Bush Advisor Says President Has Legal Power to Torture Children (Including testicle crushing) Link: <a href="http://mathaba.net/0_index.shtml?x=504353">http://mathaba.net/0_index.shtml?x=504353</a>Quote:Cassel: If the President deems that he’s got to torture somebody, including by crushing the testicles of the person’s child, there is no law that can stop him? Yoo: No treaty. Cassel: Also no law by Congress. That is what you wrote in the August 2002 memo. Yoo: I think it depends on why the President thinks he needs to do that. The audio of this exchange is available online at <a href="http://rwor.org/downloads/file_info/download1.php?file=yoo_on_torture.mp3">revcom.us</a>

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/sigpicfrescav.jpg

legroommusic

01-09-2006, 07:24 PM

fuck this shit. fucking gross. go back to posting chicks with bigg tits.

Steels

01-09-2006, 07:54 PM

quote:<img width="350" height="408" border="0" src="http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/53/reggie2uw.jpg" />

<img border="0" src="http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/4544/newsig2ki.jpg" />HAHAHAHHA!   

<Img src=http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/steels2.gif>

sr71blackbird

01-10-2006, 01:55 AM

I use to work as a delivery driver for a shipping company and I would drive a van around, very often in neighborhoods no where near any bathroom.  I always have a problem using public bathrooms anyway.. One day I was driving around and had to take a shit real bad and I saw a discarded old fashioned milk can on the side of the road..<img height="125" src="http://www.barburrentals.com/props/milk_can.jpg" width="110" border="0" />I put it in the back of the van and climed in and took a ...................................<img height="47" src="http://www.diarizing.com/wp-content/shit.jpg" width="45" border="0" />

<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>

<center>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</center>
<marquee behavior=alternate>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>
<center>SR71 on MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/sr71black)</center>

Bulldogcakes

01-10-2006, 02:45 PM

I'd say this qualifies as weird<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/editmessage.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/48215/Message/%3C/font">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/beds/bucks/herts/4599524.stm</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/editmessage.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/48215/Message/%3C/font">Babysitters jailed for baby rape</a> 
 quote:Two babysitters have been jailed for raping a 12-week-old baby girl and taking pictures of the abuse.
 

Alan Webster, 40, and his girlfriend Tanya French, 19,
both from Hatfield in Hertfordshire, pleaded guilty to rape and making
indecent images.


Webster was given a life sentence at St Albans Crown Court; French was jailed for five years.


International law enforcers alerted police after Webster downloaded 7,000 indecent images from the internet.
   

<img border="0" src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/bulldogsig/rotate.php" />

<a href="http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/">My site Bully Baby</a>

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Anon

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 1-10-06 @ 6:46 PM

HBox

01-10-2006, 02:49 PM

That story shot me way past my outrage zone and propelled me to emotions not yet named by man. 

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/4544/newsig2ki.jpg

sr71blackbird

01-10-2006, 04:39 PM

quote: Everybody comes across some weird shit now and then, here's somewhere to post it. Here's a starter<img src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060109/capt.nyet27501091906.one_eyed_cat__nyet275.jpg?x=3 80&y=295&sig=is8lzVrG4Q072TgKZhMF_Q--" border="0" /> Why do mutants gotta be White, yo?? <img height="256" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/nl/8/89/Sneeuwvlokje.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>

<center>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</center>
<marquee behavior=alternate>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>
<center>SR71 on MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/sr71black)</center>

HBox

01-10-2006, 04:44 PM

<img width="250" height="282" border="0" src="http://members.cox.net/david.maki/images/peppers.jpg" />

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/4544/newsig2ki.jpg

FUNKMAN

01-10-2006, 04:46 PM

sr71blackbird

01-10-2006, 04:50 PM

<img height="160" src="http://mikopi.image.pbase.com/u43/crocodile/small/27877094.albinosquirrel1.jpg" width="148" border="0" /><img height="213" src="http://www.wyomingoutdoorsradio.com/Copy%20of%20albino%20bear.jpg" width="306" border="0" />

<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>

<center>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</center>
<marquee behavior=alternate>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>
<center>SR71 on MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/sr71black)</center>

Death Metal Moe

01-10-2006, 04:51 PM

<img height="338" src="http://www.doghouseboxing.com/images/Mike_Tyson_icheehuahua/Mike_Tyson_Darth_Vader.jpg" width="463" border="0" />

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

HBox

01-10-2006, 05:02 PM

<img width="455" height="548" border="0" src="http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/6385/thisthreadisgay1vl.jpg" />

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/4544/newsig2ki.jpg

bobrobot

01-10-2006, 05:31 PM

quote: go back to posting chicks with big tits   <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/tits.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboBigJoe.jpg" border="0" /> There's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues.

This message was edited by bobogolem on 1-10-06 @ 9:33 PM

FUNKMAN

01-10-2006, 05:39 PM

Bulldogcakes

01-10-2006, 05:53 PM

Somehow I'm not getting the Art Bell/Ron and Fez.com feel I was going for in this thread. Maybe someone could PM Crazy Claire and get this thread on track again. 


http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/bulldogsig/rotate.php

<A HREF=http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/>My site Bully Baby</A>

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Anon

FUNKMAN

01-10-2006, 05:59 PM

Somehow I'm not getting the Art Belli know how we can 'tighten up' this thread. instead of art bell let's go with 'Hi I'm Archie Bell and these are the Drells"<img height="442" src="http://www.soul-patrol.com/philly/drells1.jpg" width="280" border="0" />

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg">

bobrobot

01-10-2006, 06:01 PM

See me, feeeel meeee<img height="335" src="http://www.mt.net/~watcher/artbonesshirt.jpg" width="240" border="0" />Art Bell is a ding dong (but I like him)<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboBigJoe.jpg" border="0" /> There's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues.

This message was edited by bobogolem on 1-10-06 @ 10:02 PM

bobrobot

01-10-2006, 06:13 PM

Hey look!!! A tooth w/ teeth !!!<img title="tooth w/ teeth" height="375" alt="tooth w/ teeth" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/friends_with_GARRRRRRRR.jpg" width="400" border="0" /><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboBigJoe.jpg" border="0" /> There's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues.

This message was edited by bobogolem on 2-18-06 @ 10:14 PM

Yerdaddy

01-11-2006, 05:07 AM

<img src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/misc_crap/100_4011.JPG" border="0" />

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">

Fuck it from behind!

FUNKMAN

01-11-2006, 02:30 PM

<img height="213" src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/misc_crap/100_4011.JPG" width="405" border="0" />those are some wierd short legs

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Ippolito">

Bulldogcakes

01-11-2006, 02:50 PM

quote:<img border="0" src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/misc_crap/100_4011.JPG" />  Love the skirt. Definitely your color. 

http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/bulldogsig/rotate.php

<A HREF=http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/>My site Bully Baby</A>

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Anon

SatCam

01-11-2006, 03:24 PM

Love the skirt. Definitely your color. It also doubles as a blanket at night! 

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig96_general_blacknwhite.jpg" align="right" alt="my sig about myself" title="SatCam is such a cool guy!!" />

[ X ][color=white]

bobrobot

01-11-2006, 03:31 PM

quote: Love the skirt. Definitely your color.   It also doubles as a blanket at night! AND you can "Dutch Oven" little kids and dwarves on the streets!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/BoboTheClown.jpg

By blood a king, in heart a clown.
Alfred Lord Tennyson

Yerdaddy

01-13-2006, 08:00 AM

quote: quote: quote: Love the skirt. Definitely your color.   It also doubles as a blanket at night!   AND you can "Dutch Oven" little kids and dwarves on the streets!!!<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/BoboTheClown.jpg" border="0" /> By blood a king, in heart a clown. Alfred Lord Tennyson CAN and DO, my friend.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">

Fuck it from behind!

Yerdaddy

01-13-2006, 08:00 AM

torker

01-21-2006, 06:24 PM

This kind of thing probably happens more than you think.  <a href="http://iafrica.com/news/quirky/773144.htm" target="_blank">Dog named Baby saves baby</a> Fri, 06 Jan 2006 A female husky dog saved the life of a Taiwanese newborn by snatching him from the toilet after his mother gave birth alone at home and collapsed, a social worker said on Friday.

[center]<IMG SRC=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/bobos.jpg>[center]

[i][center]Take my soul to the lost and found[center][i]

Coach

01-21-2006, 08:50 PM

Senator Kennedy:<a href="http://www.ytedk.com/">http://www.ytedk.com/</a>Girl Died in water<a href="http://www.cbc.ca/story/arts/national/2006/01/09/kennedy-book.html">http://www.cbc.ca/story/arts/national/2006/01/09/kennedy-book.html</a>Book about a dog named "Splash".......Freudian...

If I wanted to hear you moan, I would've Fucked You!

Bulldogcakes

02-18-2006, 04:54 PM

<h1><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/02/13/national/a122128S90.DTL&type=bondage" target="_self" title="Woman Puts 'Offender' Sign on Wrong House">Woman Puts 'Offender' Sign on Wrong House</a></h1>A woman in Benton County hung a sign on a neighbor's door warning people that the man who lived there was a sex offender.
But there were two problems: she had the wrong
house, and even if she had the right house, police say sex offender
notifications can't be used to harass released convicts.
"Don't play here. Child molester lives here," the sign said, according to a police report.
Carolyn Hansen of Bella Vista also posted
warnings in a nearby park. Those signs said, "There is a child molester
here. Keep children out of the park."<h1> </h1>

Bulldogcakes

02-18-2006, 05:01 PM

<a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/02/09/national/a151353S62.DTL&type=bondage" target="_self" title="Burglar breaks in, makes himself at home">Burglar breaks in, makes himself at home</a>Lori Menzel of the town of Kewaskum said the burglar
left his Yahoo account open after checking his personal e-mail on the
computer at her home.
"He never logged out," she said, adding: "He
made himself at home here. He spent some time in our bedroom trying on
my husband's clothes. I could tell he went through some of my clothes." Shouldn't be too hard to find. Just look for the guy in woman's underwear. Oh wait, it's Wisconson. Never mind.  <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/02/09/national/a151353S62.DTL&type=bondage" target="_self" title="Burglar breaks in, makes himself at home"></a>

FUNKMAN

02-18-2006, 05:05 PM

one of my buddies growing up had a sex dream that he was doing some girl doggie style, or so he thought. when the girl turned around it was actually his brother...

Bulldogcakes

02-18-2006, 05:05 PM

<h1><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/02/09/national/a142648S59.DTL&type=bondage" target="_self" title="Philly Bus Driver Tosses Woman Off Bus">Philly Bus Driver Tosses Woman Off Bus</a></h1>A transit bus driver grabbed a woman by the hair,
knocked her head into a pole, opened the door and tossed her into
traffic after she yelled at him for missing her stop, police said.
The 52-year-old woman, who was not identified, suffered a broken shoulder.Bus driver Mario Edney, 53, was arraigned Thursday on
aggravated assault and other charges, said Officer Jillian Russell, a
police spokeswoman. He was being held on $2,000 bail. <h1>Why do my heroes always end up getting arrested?    </h1>

BoondockSaint

02-18-2006, 05:23 PM

<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/NOSE_BITTEN_OFF?SITE=NYNYD&SECTION=STRANGE&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-02-17-22-10-00" target="_blank">Man Allegedly Bites Off Girlfriend's Nose</a> "We looked around and tried to find a nose but couldn't find it," Cpl. Larry Edwards, a police spokesman, said. "I think he swallowed it."

East Side Dave

02-18-2006, 05:24 PM

my bum-bum hurts

bobrobot

02-18-2006, 06:10 PM

my bum-bum hurts Pull yer head OUTTA THERE & you'll B FINE, and DON'T PICK AT IT!!!<img height="400" src="http://my.opera.com/salmondine/homes/albums/388/head%20up%20own%20ass.jpg" width="307" border="0" />

tele7

02-18-2006, 08:23 PM

FUNKMAN

02-18-2006, 09:11 PM

the banana slug has both a vagina and a penis, after mating they chew each other's penis off...

bobrobot

02-19-2006, 04:37 AM

the banana slug has both a vagina and a penis, after mating they chew each other's penis off...<img title="bananaslug 69" height="278" alt="bananaslug 69" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bananaslugs.jpg" width="450" border="0" />

sr71blackbird

02-19-2006, 05:07 AM

mendyweiss

02-19-2006, 05:43 AM

sr71blackbird

02-19-2006, 05:46 AM

bobrobot

02-19-2006, 08:50 AM

HOLY SHIT!!! I'm NEVER flying again!!!

fezident

02-19-2006, 09:04 AM

A classic:<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qk2zII2gpw">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qk2zII2gpw</a>

Bulldogcakes

02-19-2006, 01:37 PM

Bulldogcakes

02-19-2006, 02:04 PM

Kobe8

02-19-2006, 02:16 PM

Death Metal Moe

02-19-2006, 02:20 PM

<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/YerdaddyShirt.gif" border="0" />Um dude, why don't you let ME go get some food.  You wait here and burn that T-shirt.Trust me.

Fallon

02-19-2006, 03:11 PM

FUNKMAN

02-19-2006, 03:16 PM

The Wierd Shit thread i took a wierd shit one time, boy did it smell...

Fallon

02-19-2006, 03:17 PM

FUNKMAN wrote:  The Wierd Shit thread  i took a wierd shit one time, boy did it smell...  <img width="312" height="220" border="0" src="http://beltlinebigband.com/images/rimshot.jpg" />

Rorschach

02-19-2006, 03:21 PM

<img border="0" src="http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2003/bookcovers/2/xsatanwasalesbian.jpg" /> 

This message was edited by Rorschach on 2-19-06 @ 7:22 PM

FUNKMAN

02-19-2006, 04:00 PM

The Wierd Shit thread one time i pooped and then looked in the bowl and the poop disappeared...<img height="276" src="http://www.lionelbeck.btinternet.co.uk/img/confused.gif" width="160" border="0" />

Bulldogcakes

02-19-2006, 05:25 PM

<img width="203" height="152" border="0" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41304000/jpg/_41304070_halasz2203.jpg" /><a title="Theatre boss to stage own funeral" target="_self" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4689692.stm">
Theatre boss to stage own funeral</a> A renowned Hungarian theatre director with terminal
cancer is to lie in state for a week while still alive so he can
experience his own funeral.
 
Peter Halasz, who is also an actor, writer and satirist,
is in the final stages of liver cancer, and will begin lying in an open
coffin at an art museum in the Hungarian capital Budapest later this
week.

"I'm curious how a funeral looks from the other side," Halasz told BBC World Service's Outlook programme.

"I want to take a look at my friends and listen to the eulogies, and the final farewell.
   

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 2-19-06 @ 9:26 PM

Bulldogcakes

02-27-2006, 05:07 PM

<h1 class="Headline"><a title="Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine" target="_self" href="http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html">Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine</a><img width="240" height="180" border="0" src="http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0227/7502038_240X180.jpg" /> Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and
waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the
water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom. </h1>"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.<h1 class="Headline">   This is what happens when you spend your life drinking cheap beer. Eventually you start looking for actual piss.   </h1>

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 2-27-06 @ 9:08 PM

Bulldogcakes

11-28-2006, 06:15 PM

<a href="http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/28/D8LM8PHG0.html">SICK: Mother Accused Of Microwaving Her Baby To Death...</a> A mother was arrested on suspicion of murdering her newborn daughter by putting the baby in a <a href="http://search.breitbart.com/q?s=%22microwave+oven%22&sid=breitbart.com" title="You can also highlight word(s) and then shift-click to search.">microwave oven</a>. China Arnold, 26, was jailed Monday on a charge of <a href="http://search.breitbart.com/q?s=%22aggravated+murder%22&sid=breitbart.com" title="You can also highlight word(s) and then shift-click to search.">aggravated murder</a>, more than a year after she brought her dead month-old baby to a hospital. "We have reason to believe, and we have some <a href="http://search.breitbart.com/q?s=%22forensic+evidence%22&sid=breitbart.com" title="You can also highlight word(s) and then shift-click to search.">forensic evidence</a> that is consistent with our belief, that a microwave oven was used in this death," said Ken Betz, director of the Montgomery County coroner's office. He said the evidence included high-heat internal injuries and the absence of external burn marks on the baby, Paris Talley.

Bulldogcakes

11-28-2006, 06:23 PM

Police got suspicious when they found half-popped bag of Jiffy Pop in the babies ass. And a cup of coffee.

lintpit

11-28-2006, 07:36 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Police got suspicious when they found half-popped bag of Jiffy Pop in the babies ass. And a cup of coffee. EEEWWWWW. Nice mental image there! Maybe she was trying to re-enact the smoking monkey scene from Project X.

Fez4PrezN2008

11-28-2006, 08:29 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/28/D8LM8PHG0.html">SICK: Mother Accused Of Microwaving Her Baby To Death...</a>What you've never been at least curious about the microwave pre-sets before????<img src="http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Microwave091806a.jpg" border="0" width="576" height="432" />

keithy_19

11-28-2006, 10:17 PM

HBox wrote: <img src="http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/6385/thisthreadisgay1vl.jpg" border="0" width="455" height="548" />  This will give me nightmares. Seriously. I hate you HBox.

keithy_19

11-28-2006, 10:27 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: <img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41304000/jpg/_41304070_halasz2203.jpg" border="0" width="203" height="152" /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4689692.stm" target="_self" title="Theatre boss to stage own funeral">Theatre boss to stage own funeral</a> A renowned Hungarian theatre director with terminal cancer is to lie in state for a week while still alive so he can experience his own funeral.  Peter Halasz, who is also an actor, writer and satirist, is in the final stages of liver cancer, and will begin lying in an open coffin at an art museum in the Hungarian capital Budapest later this week. "I'm curious how a funeral looks from the other side," Halasz told BBC World Service's Outlook programme. "I want to take a look at my friends and listen to the eulogies, and the final farewell.   This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 2-19-06 @ 9:26 PM That's so sick and I sort of love it.

KC2OSO

11-28-2006, 10:54 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: <h1 class="Headline"><a href="http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html" target="_self" title="Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine">Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine</a><img src="http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0227/7502038_240X180.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="180" /> Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.</h1><h1 class="Headline"></h1>'Zackly why when my son has to pee,  I check the facility Every Time ...