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morecowbell11

01-06-2006, 05:36 PM

ok,  so my girlfriend and i have this bet on the tv show,  project runway.  if we can, id like to put all the comments assaulting my masculinity on hold,  just for now.   anyway,  on this weeks episode someone says "where the hell is my chiffon".   i think it was nick but she thinks it was santino.   if i win,   i get anal and then a swallow.  if she wins,  i have to be nice to her for 2 weeks.  please help

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Gvac

01-06-2006, 05:40 PM

if she wins, i have to be nice to her for 2 weeks

You must be quite a catch.

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IrishAlkey

01-06-2006, 05:40 PM

Those don't seem like equal wagers.

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torker

01-06-2006, 05:46 PM

Bowel penetration should be unconditional.  I can't be a party to this.

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ADF

01-06-2006, 05:47 PM

Hey, if you win she gets to wear a strap-on and ream your behind.  Sounds like win-win for her. 

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Evilpete

01-06-2006, 05:50 PM

seeing the terms of your bet, you seem to have great negotiation
skills.  I think the TWU could have used you the other week. 

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Bulldogcakes

01-06-2006, 05:53 PM

Tell your girlfriend I'll be nice to her for 3 weeks if she gives me the tush and a swallow. 

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legroommusic

01-06-2006, 05:54 PM

quote:    if i win,   i get anal and then a swallow.  Sex? I thought that you get fussy about neatness then you get a bird. everyone wins when you're neat and clean. If you are talking of sex, then that is very, very dirty.

torker

01-06-2006, 05:56 PM

i get anal and then a swallow.Is that a direct flight?That's the flavor.

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tele7

01-06-2006, 06:17 PM

Why not compromise?  Be nice to her while giving her anal? 

landarch

01-06-2006, 06:34 PM

Is that a European Swallow?Laden or Unladen?

Death Metal Moe

01-06-2006, 06:46 PM

She should be doing that anyway.That's a very strange wager.

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XMRonFez

01-06-2006, 06:55 PM

You can be nice to her all the time and she may give up her butt. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" />If all else fails, try some Nyquil and hopefully she won't feel it the next day... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

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mikeyboy

01-06-2006, 06:59 PM

It's a shock post -- he's just looking for a reaction.

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torker

01-06-2006, 07:05 PM

I thought he was looking for rear action.

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Death Metal Moe

01-06-2006, 07:05 PM

Thanks Kenny Killjoy.

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A.J.

01-06-2006, 08:48 PM

help me get anal Wash your hands all the time.

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TheMojoPin

01-06-2006, 08:50 PM

help me get analGot a plane ticket to Antartica handy?

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suggums

01-06-2006, 09:00 PM

I wish I knew how to quit this thread. 

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spoon

01-06-2006, 10:08 PM

quote:  quote: help me get anal  Got a plane ticket to Antartica handy?<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> Dancing with the women at the bar... << He knows his Claret from his Beaujolais >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..." Best post in a long while slappy!  Welcome back bitch!  I was just about tell him all he needed to do to solve his problem was call Chickenhawk, BDC or Snoogans.  SOMEWHEREEEEEE, OVER THE RAINBOW....... <img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

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fezident

01-07-2006, 01:00 AM

"Help me get anal"  ??!This is a bogus post.  And by the by-laws stated in The Geneva Convention Of Bogo-osity...you have to fess up that this is, in fact, bogus.

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torker

01-07-2006, 08:06 AM

She's really putting her ass on the line with this bet.<img height="195" src="http://www.tuttogossip.com/images/gossip/S/Sarah-Michelle-Gellar-Cruel-Intentions-3.jpg" width="397" border="0" />You can put it anywhere.

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FUNKMAN

01-07-2006, 08:09 AM

i get anal and then a swallow.nice bird!<img src="http://www.bright.net/~miley1/tree_swallow.jpg" border="0" />

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DJEvelEd

01-07-2006, 09:35 AM

I hope she has diarrhea when you bang her ass. Then you suck your own brown mushy cock. (I hear if you remove your bottom rib it can be done.) Nice thread though...

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01-07-2006, 09:48 AM

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DarkHippie

01-07-2006, 10:04 AM

Ok, if a girl says "you can do whatever you want to me"  does that mean you can plow her ass?

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01-07-2006, 10:46 AM

help me get analHe Wants It, What The Fuck You Need? He Needs It, What The Fuck You Think? Cause If You’ve Seen One Fag Then You’ve Seen Them All!

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East Side Dave

01-07-2006, 12:17 PM

I hear banging Skippy Peanut Butter is similar to anal...........but don't bang Jif!! That's just gay!!

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morecowbell11

01-07-2006, 02:36 PM

thanks for the help.   for the record this is not a SHOCK post.   why so condescending?   i expected the funny comments and i do have to admit some of them hurt.   im human and i  have feelings.  i was only hoping that someone watched the show and might know the answer.  the bet is real,   shes been my girlfriend for a year and im tying to stick it in her heiny

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spoon

01-07-2006, 02:46 PM

So then, what's his name?

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Death Metal Moe

01-07-2006, 07:10 PM

I'm not trying to hurt you but this is the straight up truth.I don't care what you're getting. I care about ME.  Good luck but I've got no help for you.

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mikeyboy

01-07-2006, 07:14 PM

The fact that the bet is on "Project Runway" does make me question which of the two of you will be receiving.

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spoon

01-07-2006, 07:24 PM

Nice!

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monsterone

01-07-2006, 08:45 PM

quote:The fact that the bet is on "Project Runway" does make me question which of the two of you will be receiving.

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