VOTE FOR THE X-MAS MYFI WINNER! [Archive]

JustJon

01-01-2006, 08:56 PM

All the contestants below can be found in this thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/48048/page/RONFEZ_NET_POST_X_MAS_MyFi_CONTEST.htm)

Honorable mention goes to Silera for receiving Alkey's MyFi, but that story is ineligible to win.

Voting will run until Tuesday night.

Death Metal Moe

01-01-2006, 08:58 PM

Hottub got my vote.Hope this doesn't just turn into a popularity contest.  Luckily for all the people listed, they're not that popular on the site.AAAAAAAAAA GE GE GE!!!

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Tenbatsuzen

01-01-2006, 09:07 PM

Never mind. 

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Death Metal Moe

01-01-2006, 09:11 PM

quote: Never mind. This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 1-2-06 @ 1:10 AM You got it.

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furie

01-01-2006, 10:29 PM

i voted for Hosp

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spoon

01-01-2006, 10:37 PM

My vote's up for sale people.  I just can't decide yet.  Why the fuck couldn't anyone get me something shitty?And I think Sticky she be added to the vote as his back door action was tainted bc his girl had explosive diarrhea the whole holiday week! <img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

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SilentSpic

01-02-2006, 12:02 AM

Voted for HT! 

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Bulldogcakes

01-02-2006, 02:28 AM

I'm not going to say who I voted for, but I'm hoping a certain somebody can wear a Mifi on their other foot. 

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Yerdaddy

01-02-2006, 03:14 AM

I voted ShelleBink because the only thing her story was missing was a jello mold full of cat food.I'm a sucker for long posts.

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Sheeplovr

01-02-2006, 06:38 AM

i vote for snoogans but he's not on the listi didn't want to
cause trouble it's just i really want ot vote for the snoogas i know it
ws a silly contest but eh i got a heart and i want ot vote for the guy
who had one of the worst things happen other then a tape measure 
 

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Snoogans

01-02-2006, 06:41 AM

And how in the FUCK am i not there to be voted for. How bout you
cocksuckers just rename the contest Give a MyFy to whoever JustJon wants
to give it to to benefit himself 

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ShelleBink

01-02-2006, 06:48 AM

I need a MyFi considering I don't even have one XM receiver... *pity vote*Like Sheepy, my vote is goin to Snoogans, I'll wait and see if he's added to the contest.  And thanks Yerdaddy... I'll post novels from now on :o) 


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Snoogans

01-02-2006, 06:53 AM

I appreciate it, but it doesnt matter. Even if i was added, people
already have votes and alot have already voted. It's just bullshit,
because this was supposed to be a contest, not fixed. THERE IS STILL
SPACE. You coulda added 2 more to the poll without running out of
space. Leave it to JustJon to take the fair out of everything.
I guess you could just PM me to let me know when the name is changing
to JustJon.net. 

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PhishHead

01-02-2006, 07:34 AM

I say Snoogans win hand down. but since he isnt on there I vote for Shelle. 

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Yerdaddy

01-02-2006, 07:41 AM

quote: I appreciate it, but it doesnt matter. Even if i was added, people already have votes and alot have already voted. It's just bullshit, because this was supposed to be a contest, not fixed. THERE IS STILL SPACE. You coulda added 2 more to the poll without running out of space. Leave it to JustJon to take the fair out of everything. I guess you could just PM me to let me know when the name is changing to JustJon.net. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194" border="0" /> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU That's not gonna happen. The URL for Jon's website would be in Klingon.

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FUNKMAN

01-02-2006, 09:13 AM

i don't care if i don't win, i still have my sweatpants and i could probably get a nice lime green liesure suit with my Sears gift cards...i say give it to the lady

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Jennitalia

01-02-2006, 09:20 AM

I cant believe snoogs is not included.  my vote is for him, anyway.  

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Death Metal Moe

01-02-2006, 09:31 AM

Damn.  I haven't heard this much crying since Fez ran that babysitting service.

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Death Metal Moe

01-02-2006, 09:32 AM

And HOORAY for JustJon.net!!! What is that even supposed to mean?

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JustJon

01-02-2006, 11:28 AM

We said we'd pick the best ones for voting.  Snoogans, you have our condolences, but your grandfather's passing doesn't really qualify as an x-mas present.  I wasn't the only person picking the finalists, but that was the consensus we came to. 

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spoon

01-02-2006, 11:31 AM

Hey I feel for your loss Snoogs, but I think Jon didn't include you bc it just wasn't what the contest was about.  If it was who had the worst/emotionally toughest Christmas, you'd win hands down.  However, this was supposed to be the "who got the worst gift" contest.  Sure it could be understood if you were added to the whole poll, but I see why you were left off.  Ease down a bit and worry about more important things at this time.  

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spoon

01-02-2006, 11:33 AM

Well now I'm mad at Jon too!  Dam him for posting his post as I was writing my last one!  You bastard mofo.

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Bama

01-02-2006, 01:13 PM

I voted for HBOX because 1 shoe is both worthless and hilarious.  

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Tall_James

01-02-2006, 01:21 PM

HotTub got my vote.

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Heather 8

01-02-2006, 01:25 PM

There, Hosp.  Now you may continue photographing my wrestling shoes, whatever the heck that means.  <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" /> 

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Death Metal Moe

01-02-2006, 01:30 PM

Let's campaign. HOTTUB!!  HOTTUB!  HOTTUB!!!A vote for Hottub means a MyFi in every pot.

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Jennitalia

01-02-2006, 01:41 PM

i see your point, jon. so my vote's for hbox and his one shoe.

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Snoogans

01-02-2006, 03:40 PM

I see Jon's point, the issue went a little deeper then just this
thread, thats why so hostile. And i dont give a shit, when you wake up
on XMas morning and thats the first thing you hear, to me, thats a
pretty shitty present and kinda ruins any other one you'd get.  Plus i was tryin to win my GF a Myfi 

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spoon

01-02-2006, 04:07 PM

So what's his name?  Justice or Crip?

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drusilla

01-02-2006, 04:14 PM

hosp gets my vote.  being forgotten about is way worse than
getting a shitty present from someone.  hearing that "oops" is the
saddest thing ever. 

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bobrobot

01-02-2006, 04:17 PM

I voted for Kerry & it took me all day to figure out how to do it! <img height="581" src="http://kerry.senate.gov/v3/images/press/JK_headshot_small.jpg" width="400" border="0" />

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FUNKMAN

01-02-2006, 04:18 PM

i don't know  "being forgotten about" is not a gift either...as much as i like Hosp

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Bulldogcakes

01-02-2006, 04:24 PM

How can you do worse than ONE shoe? At least the other crappy gifts
were complete crappy gifts. The only way you should get one shoe is if
you only got one leg. Then its a good gift. Unless you get a right foot
shoe and you only have your left one. 

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suggums

01-02-2006, 04:42 PM

Is he wearing lipstick?

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jax

01-02-2006, 06:12 PM

OK I didn't qualify to enter this contest cause my christmas/hannukah gift was great, a Canon EOS 20D 8.2 megapixel digital slr, but I got totally overlooked by my entire family this New Years.  I'll explain.  Every year we take the kids away skiing for New Years and on New Years Day I phone each and every one of my very large family to say Happy, Healthy etc.  This year we spent the holiday with friends in Greenport Long Island.  I forgot my cell phone and  I was unable to make my usual calls.  When I got home very late on New Years Day there wasn't a single message on my machine from any of those bastards (who I love dearly).  I've assumed, for years, that I was just the early riser of the bunch.  Here it is 10pm Jan. 2  and not one person in my immediate family has phoned to say Happy New Year. Is it me or do they all suck!!  I'm just posting this in case there are any 2nd/3rd place prizes in the big ass my-fi closet.

JustJon

01-02-2006, 06:17 PM

quote:I see Jon's point, the issue went a little deeper then just this
thread, thats why so hostile.  If there's an issue I don't know about, feel free to IM me.  i don't know  "being forgotten about" is not a gift either... No, it's not, but having his aunt say oops, and literally write on IOU on a piece of paper in front of him is a crappy gift. 

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mdr55

01-02-2006, 06:36 PM

So my getting a Chia pet didn't qualify huh?<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" />

spoon

01-02-2006, 07:33 PM

quote: i don't know  "being forgotten about" is not a gift either...as much as i like Hosp<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm3_sig.jpg" border="0" /> I was thinking the same thing.  Except the liking Hosp thing that fucking chump!  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /> 

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mikeyboy

01-02-2006, 07:35 PM

quote: I see Jon's point, the issue went a little deeper then just this thread, thats why so hostile. And i dont give a shit, when you wake up on XMas morning and thats the first thing you hear, to me, thats a pretty shitty present and kinda ruins any other one you'd get.  Plus i was tryin to win my GF a Myfi Wait.  Wait.  Wait. Snoogans likes girls? 

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FUNKMAN

01-02-2006, 07:38 PM

I was thinking the same thing.  Except the liking Hosp thing that fucking chump!  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /> what if he gets a plasma with that IOU or something even better like a hooker?

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spoon

01-02-2006, 07:40 PM

quote: So my getting a Chia pet didn't qualify huh?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" /> And me getting a China pet didn't as well!?  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" /> 

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ChrisTheCop

01-02-2006, 07:47 PM

Plus i was tryin to win my GF a Myfi Wait.  Wait.  Wait. Snoogans likes girls? Thats not what he said. He said "GF", which could mean:Good FriendGold FingerGrand Father (oh, probably not. sorry. )Goose FeatherGal FridayGooey Fudge........etc

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spoon

01-02-2006, 08:20 PM

quote:  quote: I was thinking the same thing.  Except the liking Hosp thing that fucking chump!  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />  what if he gets a plasma with that IOU or something even better like a hooker?<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm3_sig.jpg" border="0" /> Hosp doesn't need hookers, he's in porn baby! 

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Tenbatsuzen

01-02-2006, 09:51 PM

quote: 
  No, it's not, but having his aunt say oops, and literally write on IOU on a piece of paper in front of him is a crappy gift. 

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Hosp

01-02-2006, 11:26 PM

Yeah, apparently I did a better job explaining in IM then I did in the thread.

My aunt took a scrap of wrapping paper from my Nephew's gift, wrote "IOU One Simpsons Figurine" and laughed for about 20 minutes after. I've spoken to her 3 times since, and she says she's working on it...

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spoon

01-03-2006, 12:40 AM

Poor Contra's blanket.  I think it's JustJon's fault.  How dare you?!

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Reephdweller

01-03-2006, 01:36 AM

My vote goes to Hosp.

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Jennitalia

01-03-2006, 05:20 AM

not to poop even more on hospie's awful christmas, but i don't think writing on a piece of paper in front of him and handing it to him makes a gift.   it was a shitty thing to do, but i just dont think that qualifies.  in fact, i'm willing to bet Hosp never even sees that IOU gift; his aunt just did it because she felt like an ass, as she should have.  i'd chalk that up as just another day in the life of hospie the porn star.

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Justice4all

01-03-2006, 09:14 AM

My vote goes to Shelle. Printer Ink? Sheesh....I can be more creative then that with cardboard and uncooked macaroni! And hey spoon...up yours! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

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Hosp

01-03-2006, 11:37 AM

Oh, I know it.   I know my family gets them from this one shop in Atlantic City, which my aunt, uncle and mother happened to be at this weekend, and nothing was brought back for me. And yeah, if I wanted to demonstrate how shitty my christmas was, I'd bring up how when I was out for Noelle's birthday, someone at the last club we went to stole my coat with my camera, MP3 player, house keys, and Asthma inhaler in it, and since I had to get home in nothing but my short sleeved dress shirt, I'm still sick from it.

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spoon

01-03-2006, 03:29 PM

The asthma inhaler loss adds an awesome touch to your shitty X-mas (O'Reilly will hate me for that one)!!  You may be winning me over.  When do I need to get my vote in?

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Death Metal Moe

01-03-2006, 03:31 PM

I am unswayed.  HOTTUB ALL THE WAY!!!

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FUNKMAN

01-03-2006, 03:34 PM

The asthma inhaler loss adds an awesome touch to your shitty X-mas (O'Reilly will hate me for that one)!!  You may be winning me over.  When do I need to get my vote in? dude? the guys in porn. the only sympathy he'll get from me is if somebody stole his cock

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Hosp

01-03-2006, 03:39 PM

Well, I haven't been in a porn in about 6 years.  I've gone from the exciting world of adult entertainment to the exciting world of high profile retail in the world's largest toy store. Does that help?

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spoon

01-03-2006, 03:41 PM

Come on people, VOTE!  Chose or lose!!!  I want to see those bars moving!  Stop lurking people and sign up and vote bitches! 

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Gmann

01-03-2006, 03:47 PM

I voted for Hosp And Ive seen his porn movie.....beleive me.....he wasnt in anything.

Hosp

01-03-2006, 03:57 PM

HEY!!!

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FUNKMAN

01-03-2006, 03:59 PM

Does that help?absolutely!hope you know we're just messin around... like spoon said "people gotta start posting and stop the lurking".  sorry to hear about them items being stolen!

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Hottub

01-03-2006, 04:01 PM

Am I allowed to campaign?

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01-03-2006, 04:01 PM

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01-03-2006, 04:04 PM

Spoon motivated me to get better in poker

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HBox

01-03-2006, 04:17 PM

You know, technically I got a verbal IOU for the other shoe, and I never got it. At least he has hope for getting his gift at some point, and if he does get it, it would be a better gioft than if I actually got both shoes.EDIT: Oh yeah, I was sick over Christmas too. Really bad. And it hit me on a Saturday, so I had to wait two days before getting to a doctor. And I have TWO inhalers, plus two other inhaled treatments. I was so sick I couldn't get up until noon on Christmas and I made my whole family wait until then to open presents. That's my play for the sympathy vote. 

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Hottub

01-03-2006, 04:26 PM

I'm taking the high road. I could bore you all with my Christmas Day misfortunes, but I am playing by the rules and let my "Gift" do the talking! No Non-Gift, No last years gift. My shitty gift!I will await the results.Thank you all for your support. And God Bless America.

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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

FUNKMAN

01-03-2006, 04:30 PM

Hottub should be disqualified... he used the word God in his post       <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />kiddin

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HBox

01-03-2006, 04:31 PM

but I am playing by the rules and let my "Gift" do the talking! No Non-Gift, No last years gift.You see, what you did there was say one thing, and then did the opposite in the next sentence.THIS CONTEST IS RIPPING US APART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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01-03-2006, 04:32 PM

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Hottub

01-03-2006, 04:35 PM

No Hbox, my lad.Nothing but love on RF.net!!!

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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

Hosp

01-03-2006, 04:36 PM

You're right Hottub, lets let it speak for itselfI got those electric strips you put in the gutters to keep the ice from damming.Now the gift itself isn't so horrible, but what I now have to do that is.Gift isn't so horrible, is it?  I think the gift has spoken. paid for by frineds of hosp trying to get him a MyFi

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HBox

01-03-2006, 04:37 PM

I wish I had gutter strips. The ice in my gutters mocks me, IT MOCKS ME! 

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Hosp

01-03-2006, 04:39 PM

I wish I even had gutters.

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HBox

01-03-2006, 04:41 PM

I wish my Gulfstream Jet had a remote control for its DVD player. 

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FUNKMAN

01-03-2006, 04:41 PM

my minds in the gutter... and frozen

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Hottub

01-03-2006, 04:46 PM

My sperm's in the gutter, my love's in the sink.

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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

Hottub

01-03-2006, 05:18 PM

Vote For Hottub!!

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spoon

01-03-2006, 06:04 PM

Are you guys constantly updating your browsers to see if there's a change?  And who will Spoon vote for?  Right now it's between Contra and Sheepy bc they're both sadder then their respective gifts.  Funk kiddin!Let's keep this open until at least 11:59 pm as I truly wanted to be the deciding vote for once in my life.  

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JustJon

01-03-2006, 06:04 PM

Get your votes in now!  Polls close at 11pm - one hour.

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spoon

01-03-2006, 06:07 PM

Hey Jon, how about a final run-off of all those contestants who reached double digit votes?  That way we could rank the top 4 vs only themselves.  Right now I'm off the Hosp bandwagon (I never back the front runner) and am pulling for a Hbox/Hottub/Shelle stunning comeback.  Go Htubink!

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Hosp

01-03-2006, 06:10 PM

I can see the T-shirts already. 

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Hosp

01-03-2006, 06:12 PM

Spoon, you're the reason Bush got a second term.

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spoon

01-03-2006, 06:15 PM

Now thems fighting words Hosp!!!I went Brewster's Million style, "None of the above!!"  Oh wait, I voted Kerry.

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JustJon

01-03-2006, 06:15 PM

There will only be a run-off if at 11pm there is a tie between first place vote getters. i.e. the top vote getter has 10 votes and there are 3 people with 10 votes. 

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HBox

01-03-2006, 06:17 PM

Is there a way to check if somebody's been setting up dummy accounts and voting for themselves? Not that I'm accusing anybody................... but I am. All of you. Even the guy with no votes. 

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spoon

01-03-2006, 06:18 PM

Thanks for the answer. Here comes my vote.

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HBox

01-03-2006, 06:21 PM

Nice! Now just get 4 more of your friends to do the same thing! 

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spoon

01-03-2006, 06:22 PM

I was torn between the three but I went with the BOXY BROWN SHOE!!! START THE HBOX REVOLUTION NOW PEOPLE!!! LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN.VOTE HBOX, He's gay and needs the win!

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BoxyBrown

01-03-2006, 06:26 PM

Did somebody mention Boxy?

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HBox

01-03-2006, 06:32 PM

Yeah, vote for me!You're the king of New York! You're A #1!!!! 

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JustJon

01-03-2006, 07:02 PM

Final Results:<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="95%" border="0"><tr><td><table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td colspan="4">Results (Total 57 votes):</td></tr><tr><td>1. lamby's saved by the bell dvds  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="4" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">2</td><td align="center">3.51%</td></tr><tr><td>2. hbox's 1 shoe  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="23" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">13</td><td align="center">22.81%</td></tr><tr><td>3. hottub's gutter strips  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="21" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">12</td><td align="center">21.05%</td></tr><tr><td>4. yosammity's nasal hair clipper  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="2" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">1.75%</td></tr><tr><td>5. shellebink's printer ink  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="18" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">10</td><td align="center">17.54%</td></tr><tr><td>6. Hosp's IOU  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="30" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">17</td><td align="center">29.82%</td></tr><tr><td>7. NortonNFriend's Tape Measure  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="2" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">1.75%</td></tr><tr><td>8. Contra's blanket  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="2" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">1</td><td align="center">1.75%</td></tr><tr><td align="right" colspan="2">Total:   </td><td>57 votes</td><td align="center">100%</td></tr></table></td></tr></table> Congratulations Hosp! 

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Hottub

01-03-2006, 07:04 PM

I need a lot of votes, Right Now to beat these Bitches!!!I promise you the same barely above par funny for the rest of the year, if I've got your vote!

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Hottub

01-03-2006, 07:07 PM

Great run, Hosp. I meant what I said in the PM.Enjoy the MyFi. (Carve in Hottub)

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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

spoon

01-03-2006, 07:18 PM

Hopefully that didn't happen H.  If that was so, I could have summoned parkwayjesus! 

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FUNKMAN

01-03-2006, 07:20 PM

Congrats to Hosp!

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SilentSpic

01-03-2006, 07:46 PM

Congrats Hosp! 

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Gmann

01-03-2006, 09:55 PM

Congrats Gary  Ok now.....how long till that gets stolen from him??PLACE YOUR BETS!!!

suggums

01-03-2006, 10:12 PM

Sorry HBox, you got my vote.I say he deserves a booby prize for getting second...perhaps a shoe?  

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mdr55

01-04-2006, 07:43 AM

What happens if that IOU turns out to be something really good to make up for not getting a gift on Christmas???

Jennitalia

01-04-2006, 07:51 AM

This is Hosp we're talking about.  The gift he may eventually get will probably be broken or something.Congrats, Gary!  Just don't leave your myfi in your coat pocket where it'll get stolen like your other stuff.<img alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/Jennitalia23/Janice.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/jennitalia23">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!</a>

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Hottub

01-04-2006, 07:52 AM

He has to tun it over to HBox!

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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

ShelleBink

01-04-2006, 08:42 AM

Congrats Hospie... hope you enjoy a gift that should have been MINE. Kidding, kidding... you deserve it :o) 

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Justice4all

01-04-2006, 10:47 AM

quote: Hopefully that didn't happen H.  If that was so, I could have summoned parkwayjesus!  <img src="http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/12/news/midcaps/jesus_dolls/jesus_moses_body.jpg" border="0" />  It's What I do....

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East Side Dave

01-04-2006, 07:16 PM

I vote Jersey Rich. I don't know what he got for Christmas...but he is English...and that is the worstest Christmas gift of all!!

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mikeyboy

01-04-2006, 07:39 PM

...yeah, I concur -- all that figgy pudding or whatever.

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FUNKMAN

01-04-2006, 07:40 PM

bloody right

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Hosp

01-05-2006, 05:26 AM

My Fellow Board Members, I would like to thank the 29.82% of you who gave me your support and helped win me this Myfi.  By winning by 7.01% I can claim winning by a larger margin than the president did in the last election.  I will make a great effort to have nothing happen to this thing, and will keep it in the safest place I have available to me, down the front of my pants, because nobody is willing to put their hands down there.  With all of the horibble jokes aside, I just want to say that I really appreciate this and it's the first good thing to happen to me in about 14 months. And Shelle, I have used Skyfi boombox for sale, cheap, give me a call.

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spoon

01-05-2006, 03:24 PM

And now you get to keep that Redrocks gift cert!  Yet, you don't drink....I know a special someone who does!  Me.  Give it up!  Hell, I almost voted for you.  And I my inhaler post seemed to spark your rise in the polls.  BEER!BEER!BEER!

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