2 Has-Beens Return to TV - Who would you do? [Archive]

Tall_James

01-01-2006, 11:12 AM

I was watching football today and saw previews for two shows that are premiering this season starring two actresses who have been out of the public eye for a while.The actresses in each show are Heather Graham and Jenna Elfman.Which one would you rather do and why?My choice?  Heather Graham.  Healthy set of yabbos and I wouldn't have to listen to a Scientology lecture afterwards.

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01-01-2006, 11:16 AM

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01-01-2006, 11:25 AM

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Death Metal Moe

01-01-2006, 11:55 AM

Yea, gotta go with Heather too.  Why isn't this a poll James?

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PapaBear

01-01-2006, 12:04 PM

Either one. Why? They're not total dogs, and they are women.

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01-01-2006, 12:21 PM

I'd pour ginger over Heather and then call her a Graham cracker! Zingo!

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01-01-2006, 12:26 PM

quote: Either one. Why? They're not total dogs, and they are women. <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ingacopy.jpg" border="0" />Hey! Those multi-cultural slave children, belong to the Disney Corporation!Get 'em Achmed! Well of course you'd smash either one.  We're talking in a perfect world where 2 attractive women are both up for anything you want to do.  Silly goose.

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01-01-2006, 12:31 PM

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PapaBear

01-01-2006, 12:32 PM

quote: quote: Either one. Why? They're not total dogs, and they are women. Well of course you'd smash either one.  We're talking in a perfect world where 2 attractive women are both up for anything you want to do.  Silly goose. If they're up for anything, then they'll understand that I want them both. Good girl... 

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Death Metal Moe

01-01-2006, 12:33 PM

Heather G. is a hot piece of ass, but I think we're voting for her mostly on the boobs.  Her face is cute but she has a few issues.  HUGE forehead and big eyes.  Either one can be easily overlooked of course when she's bouncing around.

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furie

01-01-2006, 01:02 PM

Heather Graham, no doubt about it.

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cougarjake13

01-01-2006, 01:05 PM

jenna's not bad and she looks hot in the commercial for her new show but i gotta go with the younger, hotter, and bigger breasted heather

suggums

01-01-2006, 01:25 PM

They both have sharp knees. 

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JPMNICK

01-01-2006, 01:30 PM

I would go with heather grahm because i have never looked at jenna elfman as sexy. not that i think heather grahm is so hot, but she does have a great rack

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01-01-2006, 01:37 PM

Jenna

FUNKMAN

01-01-2006, 02:03 PM

<img src="http://eur.yimg.com/i/xp/premier_photo/a/aafd352b69.jpg" border="0" />Pretty but! i see your point with Heather<img src="http://www.veraanderson.com/2002/heathergraham5.JPG" border="0" />but i'll have to stay with Avril

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01-01-2006, 02:18 PM

but i'll have to stay with Avril You damn right!<img height="574" src="http://www.notrecinema.com/images/stars/Avril%205.jpg" width="442" border="0" />

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suggums

01-01-2006, 03:38 PM

I dunno Moe, I liked Avril better before she became a "prepackaged lifestyle."<img border="0" src="http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/avril_lavigne/avril-punk_high-school.jpg" /> 

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Death Metal Moe

01-01-2006, 03:40 PM

Hey, I didn't say I wanted to assimilate into her wanna be punk lifestyle.  I just said I'd smash it, and smash any one of those high school versions of her too.

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Death Metal Moe

01-01-2006, 03:42 PM

And I would ESPECIALLY smash this "no make-up" Avril.  For a fortnight!  And then AGAIN!!!!!<img height="221" src="http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/nivonog/archives/avril_lavigne_no_makeup_03.jpg" width="154" border="0" /><img height="220" src="http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/nivonog/archives/avril_lavigne_no_makeup_02.jpg" width="154" border="0" /><img height="209" src="http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/nivonog/archives/avril_lavigne_no_makeup_01.jpg" width="154" border="0" /><img height="224" src="http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/nivonog/archives/avril_lavigne_no_makeup_04.jpg" width="154" border="0" />

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BeerBandit

01-01-2006, 04:07 PM

quote:jenna's
not bad and she looks hot in the commercial for her new show but i
gotta go with the younger, hotter, and bigger breasted heather

Not to be a Nellie
Nitpicker, but Jenna Elfman is actually younger by over a year.
According to IMDB, Heather Graham will be 36 in a couple of weeks while
Jenna is currently 34. But it does always seem that Jenna's boobies hang a little low. Sorry I couldn't provide a pic. 

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BeerBandit

01-01-2006, 04:12 PM

<img width="300" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pics/j/jenna-elfman/jenna-elfman-005.jpg" />Here's one.  They just look a little low to me. 

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BeerBandit

01-01-2006, 04:14 PM

<img width="350" height="500" border="0" src="http://www.fotos.org/galeria/data/502/3Jenna-Elfman.jpg" />These look ok though. 

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01-01-2006, 04:34 PM

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samnyc

01-01-2006, 04:50 PM

Graham is obviously a poa but Elfman is really funny.

Fallon

01-01-2006, 08:21 PM

Heather Graham, no doubt. 

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01-01-2006, 08:39 PM

Heather cuz she's been in more gooder movies and I wouldn't have to spend the time pretending to care about Scientology.  But they both look pretty fucking great for mid-30's dames.

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Death Metal Moe

01-01-2006, 08:42 PM

Scientology?  Oh man, I don't care how good she looks then.  That's the DEAL BREAKER.  I hope Heather Graham is a FILTHY PAGAN!!! MORE HOTTER!!!

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01-01-2006, 09:59 PM

Elfman, you Know she'll give head

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A.J.

01-01-2006, 10:01 PM

Heather Graham.  I wanted to bang her since License To Drive.

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cougarjake13

01-02-2006, 07:08 AM

quote:  quote: jenna's not bad and she looks hot in the commercial for her new show but i gotta go with the younger, hotter, and bigger breasted heatherNot to be a Nellie Nitpicker, but Jenna Elfman is actually younger by over a year. According to IMDB, Heather Graham will be 36 in a couple of weeks while Jenna is currently 34.  But it does always seem that Jenna's boobies hang a little low. Sorry I couldn't provide a pic. yeh i guess i shoulda checked before i posted but jenna just looks so much older especially in the commercial

Sheeplovr

01-02-2006, 07:21 AM

when did Heather Grahm become a has been?now poor crazy
scientologist Jenna Elfman shes has been even if the Edtv movie is on
tbs like weekly the biggest thing she's done in 5 years is looney toons
back in action I pick Jenna cause I've liked her since Townies 
 

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Yerdaddy

01-02-2006, 07:42 AM

I'd fuck Danny Elfman. He's riiiiich, bitch!

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SatCam

01-02-2006, 05:07 PM

I don't know, Elfman is pretty hot but her last name has too much of a stigma attached to it... http://www.frischmarionettes.com/fm_elements/gallery/puppets/elf/elf-right.jpg 

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FUNKMAN

01-02-2006, 05:17 PM

<img height="152" src="http://www.makeup-artist.com/images/phil03.jpg" width="120" border="0" />guess which one I did?

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Tall_James

01-02-2006, 05:52 PM

I pick Jenna cause I've liked her since Townies Sorry.  Molly Ringwald owned her ass in Townies.

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01-02-2006, 05:57 PM

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Tall_James

01-02-2006, 05:58 PM

Sorry Funk - linkee no workee

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01-02-2006, 06:00 PM

hmmm? when i click on it it seems to work try this:  <a href="http://members.fortunecity.com/johnrobinson7/scansr/ringwald/Molly%20rin-m5.jpg">http://members.fortunecity.com/johnrobinson7/scansr/ringwald/Molly%20rin-m5.jpg</a>

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Tall_James

01-02-2006, 06:00 PM

Swing and a miss....strike two.  Cut and paste for pasty white goodness.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" />

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FUNKMAN

01-02-2006, 06:02 PM

it's odd. i can click on both and get the pic...  not sure what else to do. just go to google and look at Molly Ringwald images... she's bare breasted in a pic on the first page

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01-02-2006, 06:02 PM

Dammit, Funk!My drawers were dropped, I clicked on the link...Oh well, thre is always the Yerdaddy Hot Middle Eastern thread!

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PapaBear

01-02-2006, 09:27 PM

Her thumb is HAWT!!!

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01-03-2006, 01:55 AM

Heather Graham

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King Imp

01-03-2006, 04:24 AM

I'd have to go with Heather Graham as well. Jenna Elfman waspetty hot back in the Dharma & Greg years, but she doesn't look nearly as good now. Plus, she is one of those freaky Scientologists and I despise those sheep.

Doctor Manhattan

01-03-2006, 05:15 AM

No contest: Heather Graham

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DeltaPin

01-03-2006, 01:32 PM

Heather Graham

Yosammity

01-03-2006, 01:49 PM

I think I gotta go with Jenna.  It was a tough choice though.

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stickyfingers

01-03-2006, 02:38 PM

Jenna...she looks the most like a barely legal teen...and that's what I like.

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FUNKMAN

01-03-2006, 03:02 PM

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01-03-2006, 03:20 PM

<img height="275" src="http://www.dvdtown.com/media/screenshots/small/7683.jpg" width="250" border="0" /> Neither one of them got anything on my Jenny.