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LongIslandRob

12-29-2005, 12:24 PM

I really miss this word.  You can't say "I porked her" without an instant smile on your face.  I remember watching National Lampoons European Vacation and laughing so hard where Rusty kept telling Chevy Chase that the guy was gonna pork the girl in the booth next to them.   Unfortunately, somewhere around 1991, the word "bang" replaced "pork" as the new term to represent intercourse.  In 2006, I want to bring Porking back to where it should be!!!  Does anyone else have any forgotten phrases they want brought back?

Trust me, it won't hurt.

Patches

12-29-2005, 01:23 PM

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torker

12-29-2005, 02:11 PM

You are the best porker ever.

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Jennitalia

12-29-2005, 02:14 PM

I can now understand why you're wife is a crazy bitch.

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12-29-2005, 03:04 PM

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Death Metal Moe

12-29-2005, 06:45 PM

It's just what I called eating a lot of pork.  It's similar because I have a rod during both porkings.

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tele7

12-29-2005, 09:55 PM

Substitute the word "Love" with "Pork".  It works with most love songs as both a noun or a verb.  Air Supply songs seem to work best.

PapaBear

12-29-2005, 10:07 PM

Pork - Government funds, appointments, or benefits dispensed or legislated by politicians to gain favor with their constituents: “However much [the voters] may distrust Congress and dislike pork, the advantages of being represented by an incumbent with seniority are hard to deny” (Richard Lacayo).Spam - Unsolicited e-mail, often of a commercial nature, sent indiscriminately to multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups; junk e-mail.<div>Pig - Offensive Slang. Used as a disparaging term for a police officer. Slang. A member of the social or political establishment, especially one holding sexist or racist views.</div><div /><div><img height="294" src="http://www.magicalears.com/clipart/Winnie%20the%20Pooh%20and%20Friends/Piglet/piglet003.gif" width="402" border="0" /></div><div /><div>How did a cute animal, such as this, get so many negative connotations associated with it?</div>

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12-29-2005, 11:23 PM

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high fly

12-31-2005, 02:50 PM

quote: I really miss this word.  You can't say "I porked her" without an instant smile on your face.  I remember watching National Lampoons European Vacation and laughing so hard where Rusty kept telling Chevy Chase that the guy was gonna pork the girl in the booth next to them.   Unfortunately, somewhere around 1991, the word "bang" replaced "pork" as the new term to represent intercourse.  In 2006, I want to bring Porking back to where it should be!!!  Does anyone else have any forgotten phrases they want brought back?Trust me, it won't hurt. I always preferred "doaking" to "porking."As in, "I walked in the bedroom, and to my surprise, Mark and Babs were doaking!     

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mdr55

12-31-2005, 03:35 PM

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