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Tenbatsuzen

12-27-2005, 05:24 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051228/ap_en_tv/obit_vale <img width="179" height="232" border="0" src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20051228/capt.bx10312280111.obit_vale_bx103.jpg?x=180&y=232&sig=aWMqBm5tJvtIswt3mMb0Gw--" /> 
Dunkin' Donuts Ad Actor Michael Vale Dies 
Michael Vale, the actor best known for his portrayal of a sleepy-eyed Dunkin' Donuts baker who said "Time to make the doughnuts," has died. He was 83. 
Vale died Saturday in New York City of complications from diabetes, according to son-in law Rick Reil. 
Vale's long-running character, "Fred the Baker," for the doughnut maker's ad campaign lasted 15 years until he retired in 1997. 
Canton, Mass.-based Dunkin' Donuts said in a statement that "became a 
beloved American icon that permeated our culture and touched millions 
with his sense of humor and humble nature."

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newport king

12-27-2005, 05:29 PM

thats the 2nd best hitler moustache ever.

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Tall_James

12-27-2005, 05:31 PM

Canton, Mass.-based Dunkin' Donuts Canton is a shithole.  That's just personal opinion.They should replace him with the guy who played Sam Breakstone.  I bet he fits the suit.Anyway, rest in peace donut-man.

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FUNKMAN

12-27-2005, 05:34 PM

it's gonna leave a hole in my heart

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torker

12-27-2005, 05:36 PM

In memoriam all flags at company stores will be flown at 1/2 & 1/2 mast.

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Tall_James

12-27-2005, 05:37 PM

I heard the coffin will be maple....frosted.

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ShelleBink

12-27-2005, 05:40 PM

complications from diabetes... guess he couldn't keep his blood sugar levels in check. 

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Hottub

12-27-2005, 05:42 PM

Just saw this thread.I hope I am not too latte to add my condolences!

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Tall_James

12-27-2005, 05:45 PM

They knew something was wrong with him when his eyes started to glaze over.

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torker

12-27-2005, 05:46 PM

He will be embalmed in your choice of starwberry jelly or Vanilla Kreme.

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Tall_James

12-27-2005, 05:48 PM

For some reason he's going to have 13 pallbearers instead of 12.

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FUNKMAN

12-27-2005, 05:55 PM

cops from all over the country plan to attend... sorry Chris

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Death Metal Moe

12-27-2005, 05:57 PM

quote: thats the 2nd best hitler moustache ever. <img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/newportking.jpg" border="0" /> Hitler is actually in 3rd.  Who's in 1st?Any chick with one in her pants!  AAA-OOOOOOOOOOGA!! 

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bobrobot

12-27-2005, 06:00 PM

How the hell can Hitler have the 3rd best Hitler mustache, they named it after him???

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torker

12-27-2005, 06:02 PM

They named it after him, but he didn't invent it.

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newport king

12-27-2005, 06:04 PM

he just perfected it

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furie

12-27-2005, 06:08 PM

<blockquote style="">quote: who played Sam Breakstone. 

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didn't he die too? <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=furie1335" border="0" /> 
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This message was edited by furie on 12-27-05 @ 10:10 PM

bobrobot

12-27-2005, 06:19 PM

I heard he'll be buried in the world's largest chocolate eclair, and his shroud is made entirely of paper napkins that have been glued together w/ a mixture of non dairy creamer and windex!!!<img height="145" src="http://www.mikesworld.net/graphics/food/chocolateeclair.gif" width="145" border="0" />

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FUNKMAN

12-27-2005, 06:50 PM

a moment of silent please...<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Charlie+Chaplin/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12ak6dnfv/EXP=1135828179/*-http%3A//101kidz.com/cards/pictures/charliechaplin/6.jpg" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

12-27-2005, 07:02 PM

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TheMojoPin

12-27-2005, 07:11 PM

Psh.KING Hitler Moustache:<img height="300" src="http://members.aol.com/whoclix/jjj.gif" width="184" border="0" />

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Sheeplovr

12-27-2005, 07:31 PM

I thought he was in U.S. custody<img width="207" height="195" border="0" src="http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/timeline/people/ksmcaptured_small.jpg" /> shaikh shaikh shaikhshaikh shaikh shaikhshaikh mohammed 

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Death Metal Moe

12-27-2005, 07:31 PM

You rang?

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bobrobot

12-27-2005, 08:00 PM

quote: You rang?  HEYYY!!! That's Lurch's line!!!<img title="Lurch/Addams amily" height="327" alt="Lurch/Addams amily" src="http://www.tvacres.com/images/lurch_butler3a.jpg" width="250" border="0" /> 

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Comin' atchya!!!

A.J.

12-27-2005, 08:57 PM

My condolences to his brother Jerry.

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Tenbatsuzen

12-27-2005, 09:26 PM

quote:My condolences to his brother Jerry.And his niece, Vicki.  

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legroommusic

12-28-2005, 12:03 AM

quote: quote:  who played Sam Breakstone. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" /> didn't he die too? <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=furie1335" border="0" /> <a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a> This message was edited by furie on 12-27-05 @ 10:10 PM I say tom bosley

Johnny4

12-28-2005, 03:30 AM

Coincidently, Sam Breakstone is also dead. 


For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name

Yerdaddy

12-28-2005, 04:43 AM

Time to make the donut hole.

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Fuck it from behind.

ADF

12-28-2005, 06:02 AM

After he's cremated, they're going to jimmy his ashes over the Atlantic ocean. 

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mendyweiss

12-28-2005, 06:05 AM

Look, this is sad but don't sugar coat it.

I say sweeping the pockets of the Dutchman was not Mob business!

newport king

12-28-2005, 06:19 AM

was he bavarian or from boston?

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Tenbatsuzen

12-28-2005, 07:38 AM

Mr. Vale's understudy is all ready to go. <img width="142" height="182" border="0" src="http://www.world-english.org/penpal_haris.jpg" /> 

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12-28-2005, 07:51 AM

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