Jeff Reardon arrested for robbery [Archive]

mendyweiss

12-27-2005, 07:54 AM

<img height="128" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:AE4ytR0RxlYJ:www.tristarproductions.c om/Sales/Images/Baseball/RedSox/ReardonJ-8x10.jpg" width="102" border="0" />Jeff Reardon, arrested in Florida for robbery. I guess he wll be pitching in prison.

I say sweeping the pockets of the Dutchman was not Mob business!

JesterOfSadness

12-27-2005, 08:05 AM

I think hell change positions and be the catcher

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Kobe8

12-27-2005, 08:10 AM

I think he'll have a "mop-up role" in getting man juice off of his prison jumper.

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FUNKMAN

12-27-2005, 09:15 AM

he'll be helping other prisoners work on their release... and how to grip the balls

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Tall_James

12-27-2005, 10:00 AM

I think he'll have a "mop-up role" in getting man juice off of his prison jumper. Funny stuff.  You're going places my friend!                                                                ...back into the "bin of discarded board characters"

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HBox

12-27-2005, 11:06 AM

In other news, Frank Viola was arrested for Grand Theft Auto. 

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Tall_James

12-27-2005, 11:13 AM

In other news, Bret Saberhagen exposed himself to an undercover police officer.

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HBox

12-27-2005, 11:16 AM

In other news, Dan Quisenberry was arrested credit fraud. 

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Tall_James

12-27-2005, 11:23 AM

In other news, Kent Tekulve shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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mikeyboy

12-27-2005, 11:29 AM

In other news, Jack Morris got busted for selling bootleg DVDs.

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Tall_James

12-27-2005, 11:33 AM

In other news, Dave Dravecky was arrested for trying to acquire arms.   Think about it.

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12-27-2005, 11:47 AM

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mendyweiss

12-27-2005, 11:48 AM

quote: In other news, Dave Dravecky was arrested for trying to acquire arms.   Think about it.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" /> Funny stuff!! Back with a vengance 

I say sweeping the pockets of the Dutchman was not Mob business!

GrayHoodieShirt

12-27-2005, 12:50 PM

This just in, Black Earl is a horrible producer.  That's all I got.For any thread. <img src="http://img439.imageshack.us/img439/6973/hoodyshirttales2zk.gif" border="0" />

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GrayHoodieSkirt

12-27-2005, 01:16 PM

Oh yea, and BlacK Earl is robbing Ron and Fez<img src="http://img439.imageshack.us/img439/6973/hoodyshirttales2zk.gif" border="0" />

HBox

12-27-2005, 01:38 PM

Getting back to the bit, Doug Drabek was arrested for prostitution. 

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Tall_James

12-27-2005, 01:44 PM

In other news, Jon Matlack is wanted for questioning in the deaths of two Phillipino prostitutes.

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HBox

12-27-2005, 02:13 PM

In other news, Jim Abbott was arrested for taking one too many five finger discounts. 

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Tall_James

12-27-2005, 02:24 PM

In other news, Steve Howe was arrested for cocaine possession.Not trying to be funny here, read that in the police blotter.

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cougarjake13

12-27-2005, 02:27 PM

this just in..... steve bedrosian was arrested for identity theft

Hottub

12-27-2005, 02:28 PM

In other news, Mike Mike Piazza was arrested for smuggling.

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Death Metal Moe

12-27-2005, 02:28 PM

Yea, Bone Smuggling.

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Hottub

12-27-2005, 02:30 PM

Hey everybody, Moe gets jokes!

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Bestinshow

12-27-2005, 02:31 PM

Mo Vaughn was arrested for robbing the Mets and swallowing the Norfolk Tides alive.

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Bestinshow

12-27-2005, 02:34 PM

Oh, and Bobby Ojeda is wanted for cutting his own finger off.Not to mention he sucks at stearing a boat.

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FUNKMAN

12-27-2005, 02:44 PM

in related news Hideki Matsui gets arrested for impersonating Jackie Chan...

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cougarjake13

12-27-2005, 02:49 PM

danny darwin was arrested for counterfeitting

HBox

12-27-2005, 02:57 PM

Burt Blyleven was arrested for public urination. 

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Tall_James

12-27-2005, 03:17 PM

In other news, Frank Tanana and John Candelaria continued their killing spree across the American southwest.

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cougarjake13

12-27-2005, 03:19 PM

andy hawkins was brought in for assault with a deadly weapon

cougarjake13

12-27-2005, 03:22 PM

rick honeycutt was arrested for assault and battery on homosexuals in san francisco

FUNKMAN

12-27-2005, 03:23 PM

the whole yankee team got arrested for choking...

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cougarjake13

12-27-2005, 03:27 PM

joe magrane and danny cox were both found dead in a motel in an apparent murder-suicide details are sketchy but there were numerous sex toys found in the motel room as well as a bottle of k-y

Bulldogcakes

12-27-2005, 04:11 PM

Jeff Kent was arrested for having sex with a black prostitute 

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FUNKMAN

12-27-2005, 04:13 PM

Jeff Kent was arrested for having sex with a black prostituteand had a hard time posting bond...

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Bulldogcakes

12-27-2005, 04:13 PM

Barry Bonds was arrested for posession of horse testicles. 

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mikeyboy

12-27-2005, 04:15 PM

...back into the "bin of discarded board characters"sneaky

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12-27-2005, 04:16 PM

Derek Jeter was arrested for not being Black enough. 

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Bulldogcakes

12-27-2005, 04:17 PM

A-Rod was arrested for mugging a camera 

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Bulldogcakes

12-27-2005, 04:21 PM

Randy Johnson was arrested for impersonating a hall of fame pitcher named Randy Johnson. 

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Hottub

12-27-2005, 04:23 PM

In a related story, Bernie Williams was arrested for identity theft.

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Bulldogcakes

12-27-2005, 04:27 PM

Shigetoshi Hasegawa was arrested for having a name thats too difficult. 

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HBox

12-27-2005, 06:58 PM

In other news, Bulldogcakes was arrested for not getting the bit. 

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HBox

12-27-2005, 07:01 PM

In other news, Mark Gubicza was arrested for fucking Sandra Bernhard with Bea Arthur's dick, 

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TheMojoPin

12-27-2005, 07:19 PM

In other news, Kirby Puckett is a fat, blind wife beater.

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TheMojoPin

12-27-2005, 07:21 PM

In other news, Roberto Clemente's zombie is wanted for questioning in the UN "oil for food" scandal.

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A.J.

12-27-2005, 08:55 PM

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suggums

12-27-2005, 09:03 PM

This just in, last night Sammy Sosa was arrested for ripping his arm off and hitting a home run with it. 

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Bulldogcakes

12-28-2005, 02:44 AM

quote:In other news, Bulldogcakes was arrested for not getting the bit. 
   In other news, The Bit Police just gave H-Box a promotion to Chief. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" /> 
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MHasegawa

12-28-2005, 03:14 AM

In a related article, Danny Velarde was arrested on steroid possesion that still didn't make him a good ballplayer. 

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newport king

12-28-2005, 06:17 AM

In other news, the FBI is investigating a string of bank robberies allegedly commited by Mackey Sasser and Kent Hrbek.

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cougarjake13

12-28-2005, 12:40 PM

breaking news:Zane Smith has been arrested for having child pornography

East Side Dave

12-28-2005, 12:42 PM

-------this just in: Von Hayes arrested for tying puppies together-----

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12-28-2005, 12:51 PM

-------news flash----------Tim Tuffle arrested for raping a circus clown -----

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cougarjake13

12-28-2005, 01:05 PM

bill gullickson was arrested after trying to buy cocaine from an undercover copin related news tom candiotti was arrested for solicitating a male prostitute

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12-28-2005, 01:07 PM

-------flashy-------------dale berra arrested for peeing on a grocery cashier------

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newport king

12-28-2005, 01:29 PM

DICKIE THON ARRESTED FOR INCECENT EXPOSURE. AP.

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cougarjake13

12-28-2005, 01:31 PM

just saw on the AP websiteFrank Viola was arrested for indecent exposure in a child day care

Bestinshow

12-29-2005, 07:17 AM

John Rocker arrested for prostituting himself to gay men. He allegedly committed the crime on the 7 train.

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TheC0BRA

12-29-2005, 07:37 AM

I heard it from gayle sierens and her man voice, so it must be true.

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cougarjake13

12-29-2005, 01:28 PM

ESPN.COM is reporting that jack mcdowell was arrested for sodomizing a young boy

OGC

08-30-2006, 09:49 AM

<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/2006-08-28-reardon-verdict_x.htm" target="_blank">not guilty by reason of insanity</a>