Alistair Cooke's Bodyparts Snatched

[Judge Smails]

<p>Story Link: <a href="http://1010wins.com/topstories/local_story_357154827.html">http://1010wins.com/topstories/local_story_357154827.html</a></p><p>For those who don't know, Alistair Cooke was the old fart who hosted Masterpiece Theater.&nbsp; Dan Aykroyd used to do an SNL impression of him.</p><p>This whole scheme has to be something thought up by the mob.&nbsp; Either that or Stephen King.</p><p><font size="2"><strong>Quote: </strong></font><font size="2">&quot;The probe has generated other gruesome images. In one instance, the corpse of a Queens grandmother that investigators exhumed last month had nearly all the bones removed below the waist and replaced with PVC pipes.&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2"><br />&nbsp;</font></p>

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[Kobe8]

<p><img height="187" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b2/TV_cookie_monster_monsterpiece_theatre.jpg/250px-TV_cookie_monster_monsterpiece_theatre.jpg" width="249" border="0" /></p><p>Thank God it wasn't Alastair Cookie from &quot;Monsterpiece Theatre&quot;!</p>

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If they throw in a happy ending, sign me up.

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">&nbsp;I had his nuts made into a really smashing key fob!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="426" src="http://www.sonex-online.com/Stash/Testicles.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

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May God protect you from his followers

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><span class="standard">Cooke, best known as the host of &quot;Masterpiece Theatre,'' died from cancer last year at 95 in Manhattan.</span><br />
</p><p>Who the hell wants body parts from a cancer ridden 95 year old?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Dont worry Joe, we finally got that liver you've been needing&quot;</p><p>&quot;Great Doc, from who?&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Well. . . . . . &quot;&nbsp;</p>

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[high fly]

<p>Yeahhh, this has become quite a <em>bone of contention</em> among the family...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

" ...and they ask me why I drink"

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