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Patches

12-21-2005, 10:05 AM

<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2267038">http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2267038</a>"On the highway, I hit a deer," Johnson said Tuesday, insisting he was serious and that the animal wasn't hurt. "I kept him. He's at home in the garage. I'm going to use him for the celebration this weekend. He's a prop. They might suspend me for the last game, but I think this one is worth it." <img height="298" src="http://www.americansportsoutlet.com/sports_images/players/chadjohnson/chad.jpg" width="252" border="0" /> This has potential to be the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of humankind.

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Snoogans

12-21-2005, 10:12 AM

We need more of this in the NFL 

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JesterOfSadness

12-21-2005, 10:13 AM

Gotta wonder if PETA is gonna get involved in this...why?Because its PETA

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Snoogans

12-21-2005, 10:23 AM

if i was in the nfl and scored a touchdown, i would go over and sit
against the goal post and take off my shoes like dennis rodman 

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Patches

12-21-2005, 10:24 AM

I say he scores a TD, and a friend released the bewildered deer onto the field.  As its running around like crazy, Chad pulls a rifle out of the goal post padding and blows it away.  With a santa hat on. 

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Snoogans

12-21-2005, 10:29 AM

THAT would be the fuckin nastiest shit ever. Id put Johnson in the HOF now if he did that 

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Kobe8

12-21-2005, 10:29 AM

I say he scores a TD, and a friend released the bewildered deer onto the field.  As its running around like crazy, Chad pulls a rifle out of the goal post padding and blows it away.  With a santa hat on.  <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg" border="0" />That is the funniest fucking thing I have read all day!  Bravo Sir!

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JPMNICK

12-21-2005, 10:34 AM

i hope they suspend him for the playoffs. I would still love to see what he is goign to do with this deer. 

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blakjeezis

12-21-2005, 10:38 AM

It would be great if he pulled Johnny Damon out of the goalpost pad and signed him to a 4 year deal.

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Freakshow

12-21-2005, 11:25 AM

He should reach in and rip its heart out, in homage to Temple of Doom. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Freakshow" border="0" /> We don't need a cure we need a final solution 

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FUNKMAN

12-21-2005, 12:57 PM

quote: I say he scores a TD, and a friend released the bewildered deer onto the field.  As its running around like crazy, Chad pulls a rifle out of the goal post padding and blows it away  how about someone in the upper bleachers gets a chance with a high powered rifle and scope to pick Chad off as he celebrates. maybe have Chad run around within the perimeter of the end zone for 20 seconds trying not to get shot... sometimes you have to act like you've caught a td before <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm3_sig.jpg" border="0" />

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newport king

12-21-2005, 04:45 PM

you know that deer is going to come out with antlers or something, and he's gonna be santa. giving out toys to the fans.

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GregFromBuffalo

12-22-2005, 02:41 AM

I hate all the hotdogging TD celebration bullshit...And the one way to stop him from doing anything is to keep him out of the endzone...With that said, its not going to happen...My Bills stink on ice, and I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up being able to do 2 or 3 touchdown dances...Nate Clemens is going to try....and I want to emphesize TRY to cover him...but he'll get burned as usual...I can't believe the Bills are thinking about giving him 9 million next year by putting the franchise tag on him...It's embarassing.

Patches

12-22-2005, 03:55 AM

I hope none of you actually believe the man has a live deer in his garage.  The man is a clown, an entertainer who happens to be an athlete- not a mental case, like say...T.O.

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monsterone

12-22-2005, 04:42 AM

quote:"On
the highway, I hit a deer," Johnson said Tuesday, insisting he was
serious and that the animal wasn't hurt. "I kept him. He's at home in
the garage. I'm going to use him for the celebration this weekend. He's
a prop. They might suspend me for the last game, but I think this one
is worth it." <img border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg" />

http://www.myspace.com/richie01178 so yeah that bum i hit with my car that's now in my garage is a prop, yeah... a prop. 

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A.J.

12-22-2005, 04:58 AM

"On the highway, I hit a deer," Johnson said Tuesday,"And his paw, what do you call it?""The hoof--""--Got caught in the grill.  I gotta hack it off."<img src="http://goodfellas.martin-scorsese.net/downloads/images/mrsdevito1.jpg" border="0" />

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spoon

12-27-2005, 11:25 PM

Here's the rest of the story... or at least what really happened in the game last week:"It was a real battle with cornerback Nate Clements, and Johnson made sure he chased him down to embrace him after it was over. The Bills didn’t come close to duplicating what they did to him last season, when they held him to 10 yards on two catches. “I had no choice but to redeem myself,” Johnson said of the first drop. “It was a lack of focus. It happens. I’m not perfect.” Johnson did have a perfect celebration though for Christmas. He had hinted earlier in the week that he was going to use a live deer in his act, and he said that’s why he was perplexed when he kept wandering around the end zone after the score. “My deer,” said Johnson, when asked what he was looking for. But he was really looking for his Christmas stocking full of presents, which was behind the Bengals bench. He celebrated by giving some fans behind the bench some gifts, pulling out some AFC North championship hats, jerseys and footballs, which all seemed to be autographed. “It’s always good to give back,” Johnson said. “It would have been a lot better if we won.” Johnson was totally unimpressed he broke his own club record for a season with 1,377 yards, breaking his 1,355 of 2003. “We lost ... I don’t care," he said."

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