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Hosp
12-20-2005, 06:55 PM
<p>It was just reported on Fox 5 that Johnny Damon has signed a 4 year deal to play center field with the Yankees.&nbsp; WHORE!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>At least I'll get to heckle him more often now.</p>

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12-20-2005, 07:04 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>It was just reported on Fox 5 that Johnny Damon has signed a 4 year deal to play center field with the Yankees. WHORE!</p><p> </p><p>At least I'll get to heckle him more often now.</p>

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Tall_James
12-20-2005, 07:05 PM
Weird.&nbsp; Its not breaking news anywhere.&nbsp; ESPN, Boston.com, Idiot.com, nowhere.

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FUNKMAN
12-20-2005, 07:10 PM
<p><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AjVuH5laqW.KdZceff22XVARvLYF?slug=ap-yankees-damon&prov=ap&type=lgns" target="_self">from Yahoo Sports</a></p><p>Damon, Yankees reach preliminary agreement on $52 million, four-year contract</p>

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JPMNICK
12-20-2005, 07:11 PM
<p>wow this is fucking crazy. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>do you think he will bat lead off? </p>


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12-20-2005, 07:17 PM
<p>Stupid fucking move.&nbsp; He's all about the image and first thing Steinbrenner will make him do is shave and get a haircut.&nbsp; He was beloved in Boston now he's given the finger to everyone who supported him.&nbsp; </p><p>Him and his stupid fucking wife are idiots.</p>

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12-20-2005, 07:20 PM
<font size="7">NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!</font>

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RingWraith
12-20-2005, 07:23 PM
<p>I guess now he's gonna have to shave and get a haircut!!!!&nbsp; </p><p>I hope that doesn't mean he'll lose &quot;powers&quot;.</p>

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12-20-2005, 07:30 PM
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12-20-2005, 07:32 PM
<p>Move over Anna Benson...there's a new empty-headed, vacant staring, surgically enhanced baseball wife in New York....&nbsp; meet Michelle Damon!</p><p><img height="458" src="http://www.dailybull.com/sports/damonswife.jpg" width="312" border="0" /></p><p>Get used to seeing this half-wit with nice tits on the YES network because I GUARANTEE that part of the deal is to give his no-talent, brain-dead second wife a show on YES.&nbsp; </p><p>And the funny thing, she's even less literate and intelligent than her troglodyte husband of hers.</p>

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FUNKMAN
12-20-2005, 07:43 PM
<p>do you think he will bat lead off? </p><p></p><p>the new Knoblauch</p>

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Fallon
12-20-2005, 07:48 PM
Fuck that.<br />

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12-20-2005, 07:48 PM
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12-20-2005, 08:03 PM
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A.J.
12-20-2005, 08:24 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Move over Anna Benson...there's a new empty-headed, vacant staring, surgically enhanced baseball wife in New York....&nbsp; meet Michelle Damon!</p><p><img height="458" src="http://www.dailybull.com/sports/damonswife.jpg" width="312" border="0" /></p><p>Get used to seeing this half-wit with nice tits on the YES network because I GUARANTEE that part of the deal is to give his no-talent, brain-dead second wife a show on YES.&nbsp; </p><p>And the funny thing, she's even less literate and intelligent than her troglodyte husband of hers.</p><img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/kobe8sig/kobesig.jpg" border="0" /> Kobe Beef Cows are fed a diet enriched with beer and massaged lovingly by attendants in Kobe, Hyogo, Japan. If they throw in a happy ending, sign me up. Thanks for the mammaries, Johnny and Michelle.<br />

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Tenbatsuzen
12-20-2005, 08:27 PM
<p>I'll see your Michelle Damon and raise you a Mrs. Jose Lima.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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12-20-2005, 08:34 PM
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marcpsych
12-20-2005, 09:36 PM
<p>As well as having Johnny Damon cut his hair and shave, I'm sure <font size="1">Steinbrenner</font> will&nbsp;forbid him from&nbsp;wearing a loincloth in public and bonking women on the head and dragging them back to his cave.&nbsp; How do you think he got Michelle Titties?</p><p><img height="180" src="http://www.relaxspa.net/caveman.jpg" width="150" border="0" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <font size="5">=&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="262" src="http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/image-files/johnny-damon-hair.jpg" width="195" border="0" /></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

ChrisTheCop
12-21-2005, 12:36 AM
<p>it's ok. as long as manny stays, we'll be ok. </p><p>but hey-- mrs damon is hotter than mrs benson. NICE! <strong>I'D </strong>even watch Yes to see her.</p>

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12-21-2005, 03:22 AM
<p><img src="http://www.dailybull.com/sports/damonswife.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Surgically enhanced lazy eye. HAHAHAHA!!! She should've spend that money on those piano lessons!</p>

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12-21-2005, 06:01 AM
<p>and they say steroids is whats ruining baseball</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>all of these sports team stink they don't represent the city they represent them selfs i don't get how you watch that crap&nbsp;</p>

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12-21-2005, 06:13 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>He was beloved in Boston now he's given the finger to everyone who supported him.&nbsp; The same reason I hate Mussina for what he did to Baltimore fans.<br />


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12-21-2005, 06:38 AM
<p><strong><font color="#ffffff" size="1"><font color="#000000">&quot;Johnny Damon a Yankee&quot;</font> &quot;</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#0000cc" size="1">Wrong. Johnny Damon is a fucking caveman:</font></strong></p><p><img height="393" src="http://www.realsculpt.com/gallery/caveman.jpg" width="320" border="0" /><img height="250" src="http://www.garmentdistrict.com/store/party/wigs/caveman.jpg" width="209" border="0" /></p><p><img height="209" src="http://www.chrisbrimelow.com/cavemen.jpg" width="297" border="0" /><img height="120" src="http://www.tubespot.com/pics/geico-cavemen.jpg" width="160" border="0" /></p>

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12-21-2005, 07:07 AM
<p><img height="188" src="http://www.dailybull.com/sports/damonswife.jpg" width="131" border="0" />&nbsp;VS. <img height="188" src="http://www.gamblingcrew.com/content/images/annabenson1.jpg" width="153" border="0" /></p><p>In the end, we all win.</p>

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yomudder21
12-21-2005, 09:18 AM
<p>Even with the hairy animal, you are still NOT the best team in NY..........</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.nyu.edu/ticketcentral/shows/nymets.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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badorties
12-21-2005, 09:32 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Even with the hairy animal, you are still NOT the best team in NY..........</p><p>that's cute ... </p><p>no matter how big you make the mets logo,&nbsp;they still have a long way to go</p><p>let them beat the braves, and win the NL East first ...</p>

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ChrisTheCop
12-21-2005, 10:23 AM
<p>every year, around, oh... august or september, mets fans route for a new team:</p><p><img height="400" src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/metsox.jpg" width="640" border="0" /></p>

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Snoogans
12-21-2005, 10:31 AM
i cant wait to see johnny damon hit 345 this year and then go 1-17 in
the first playoff series like everone else you've got in the last 4
years<br />


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Bulldogcakes
12-21-2005, 04:39 PM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Move
over Anna Benson...there's a new empty-headed, vacant staring,
surgically enhanced baseball wife in New York.... meet Michelle Damon!</p><p><img width="312" height="458" border="0" src="http://www.dailybull.com/sports/damonswife.jpg" /></p>Oh
please, Anna Benson's a Rhodes Scholar compared to this idiot. At least
Anna has a little business sense and ambition. This one is the dumbest
athelete's wife since Chuck Knobloch's wife.<p> </p><p>She's a former Penthouse pet, which just goes to show how big tits and a spread pussy can make you ignore a face. <br />
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Bulldogcakes
12-21-2005, 04:47 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>i cant wait to see johnny damon hit 345 this year and then go 1-17 in
the first playoff series like everone else you've got in the last 4
years<br />
Ding ding ding!<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Everyone
remembers the grand slam, and forgets he choked the first 6 games of
that series, which really hurt his team at the time. And anyone who has
some choke in him usually fails in the pressure cooker Bronx. He's not
a Yankee type player, but then again, niether are half of the guys
currently on the roster. </p><p>I dont love the move. Not even because
of the Red Sox thing, but just because a guy who spends an entire year
looking like Cousin It just doesn't strike me as the Yankee type. I'll
bet he gets off to a slow start, has a crap post season , and by this
time next year is crying to be traded like Carl the pussy Pavano. <br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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newport king
12-21-2005, 04:57 PM
<p>every year, around, oh... august or september, mets fans route for a new team</p><p>funny, it also seems every ten years or so, yankee fans become mets fans.</p><p>and as much as i dislike anna benson and her whorish mouth, damons wife is fucking hideous. at least anna has some nice sloppy tits...hers look hard as a rock. annas low class but shes better looking than this stunner...and by stunner i mean she has a stunned look on her emotionless face at all times.</p>

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XMJunkie
12-21-2005, 07:44 PM
Fuck him.

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spoon
12-22-2005, 12:54 AM
What's the Yankee type player?&nbsp; Those that suck cock in Chelsea like Jeter and Arod?&nbsp; Yeah, now you know the true story behind his nickname.&nbsp; Yankee scum.

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ChrisTheCop
12-22-2005, 11:20 AM
<p>funny, it also seems every ten years or so, yankee fans become mets fans.</p><p></p><p>Thats becuse the <strong>majority</strong> of Yankee &quot;fans&quot; are just bandwagoneers, along for the ride because they want to be associated with &quot;winners&quot;.&nbsp; Now that the Yanks suck again, more and more of their previous fans have moved on.</p><p>Dont believe me? Here's a couple of questions I asked a woman last night, in a yankee bar, in teh bronx, and she was wearing a yankee sweater and saying how great it is that the yanks have Damon:</p><p>-- What Yankee will Johnny Damon be replacing? (her answer: &quot;.........ummm...&quot;</p><p>--Ok, I'll give you a hint. He'll be playing center Field. (her answer: &quot;...oh...umm...that guy..&quot;</p><p>--another hint, he had lasik surgery... (oh...yeah..yeah...whats his name???!!!&quot;)</p><p>The above is a true story and is NOT uncommon. Try it yourself this weekend. You can also ask them who was the Yankee manager prior to Joe Torre. Its fun. Try it!</p>

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newport king
12-22-2005, 05:42 PM
another good one was who was the starting SS before Jeter. someone once answered don mattingly. or who closed games before mariano....best answer i heard was ron guidry.

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Fallon
12-22-2005, 07:45 PM
<p>Oh yeah..... well we got Flaherty.</p><p>*sigh*</p><p>At least Wakefield is happy about that.&nbsp;</p>

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12-23-2005, 01:52 AM
MEET THE YANKEES


The Yankees' projected lineup in 2006:
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CF Johnny Damon<br />
SS Derek Jeter<br />
RF Gary Sheffield<br />
3B Alex Rodriguez<br />
1B Jason Giambi<br />
LF Hideki Matsui<br />
C Jorge Posada<br />
DH Bernie Williams<br />
2B Robinson Cano
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<p>I'd flip Sheffeild and A-Rod, Then you have 3 speedy guys who can
handle the bat and get on base at the top of the order, then let Sheff
and Giambi drive them home. Giambi walks alot, so you'll get to Matsui
with alot of guys on base, which is also good. They will score a ton of
runs with this lineup. Now we just need to see if they can pitch. </p>
<p>Johnson</p>
<p>Wang&nbsp;</p>
<p>Mussina</p>
<p>Pavano&nbsp;</p>
<p>Chacon </p>
<p>Wright</p>
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<p>I hate to put Johnson at the top of the rotation, because at 42 in
the AL I dont think he's an ace anymore. But the reality is the Yanks
dont have an ace. If Wang can stay healthy, and learns the league and
how to pitch in it, he could be great. Chacon just needs to pick up
where he left off last year and there's your real #2. Mussina, Pavano
and Wright I have no idea. If all goes well, they could have a solid
1-5 for the regular season, and win alot of games. But then they get to
the postseason and its the Cardinals deal. Great lineup, good pitching,
lose in the playoffs. Hope I'm wrong. &nbsp; &nbsp;</p>


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spoon
12-23-2005, 02:22 AM
I hope you're wrong too.&nbsp; Blue Jays 1st, Red Sox 2nd (wild card), D Rays 3rd, Yankee 4th (Torre commits suicide), O's 5th (sorry MB).&nbsp; I've actually had this dream.

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JamMaster
12-23-2005, 03:50 AM
<p>The batting lineup is sick on paper....but as we all know...who knows what will really happen.</p><p>Pitching...I think if we got 1 more established starting pitcher then we are money.</p><p>Wang worries me because </p><p>1.&nbsp; his arm is shaky</p><p>2. second year in...the rest of the league knows what he can do and will adjust</p><p>Chacon, Johnson Mussina I think will be solid...</p><p>Wright....only god knows..he has promise, but if he gets hurt again...bad news</p><p>Aaron Small...even though he had a stellar year...other teams will adjust....</p><p>I just keep thinking good pitching will always beat good hitting....our pitching needs help</p>

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DreamWeaver
12-23-2005, 06:08 AM
<p><img height="450" src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/12/23/sports/23damon450.jpg" width="326" border="0" /></p><p>I can't believe I'm saying this but he actually looks hot. </p>

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badorties
12-23-2005, 06:10 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="1">I hope you're wrong too.&nbsp; Blue Jays 1st, Red Sox 2nd (wild card), D Rays 3rd, Yankee 4th (Torre commits suicide), O's 5th (sorry MB).&nbsp; I've actually had this dream.</font></p><p>what a sad, sad dream ...</p><p>the blue jays' moves are like the mets: really flashy and overpriced, not really sure if it make a huge difference ...</p>

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East Side Dave
12-23-2005, 07:30 AM
<p>I'd like to say that all the bad shit I said about Johnny Damon, or as I formerly called him: &quot;Fag Man,&quot; was said in a concussed&nbsp;and confused state where I was without my medication. Welcome to the Team of Glory, Fag M--I mean Jonny.&nbsp;</p>

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12-23-2005, 09:44 AM
<p>Yah bc he doesn't look like a fag in that pic there.&nbsp; Oh and your trying to tell me the Jays overpay?&nbsp; Let's at least see what they do and remember they're in Canada and have to add a little to the pot.&nbsp; Oh and I'd like to call Giambi,&nbsp;Brown and Wright to the bench.&nbsp; Splashy moves my ass, we're gonna make waves this year even at less than a 1/3 of the salary!&nbsp; The Blue Jay undertow has begun to take effect ESD!&nbsp; CHooo Chooo!</p>

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spoon
12-23-2005, 09:48 AM
<p>Two questions in the press conf I heard truly sum up why everyone hates the yanks outside of the 80% poser fan base.</p><p>1)&nbsp; I believe it was W Wolf and it went something like this, &quot;Is it true that you really came here so you don't have to face Mo and Johnson anymore and to leadoff for Jeter and Arod and all their abilities?&quot;&nbsp; </p><p>Now that's a great question from the elite NY media!&nbsp; Puke!</p><p>2)&nbsp; This was from some chick I didn't catch her name but it wasn't Susan, &quot;Johnny now that you're a Yankee do you finally feel like you made it?&quot;&nbsp; </p><p>What!?!&nbsp; Fuck you lady!&nbsp; Fuck you and your BDC mentality!&nbsp; Fuck you both!</p>

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Snoogans
12-23-2005, 11:09 AM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">I'd like to say that all
the bad shit I said about Johnny Damon, or as I formerly called him:
&quot;Fag Man,&quot; was said in a concussed&nbsp;and confused state where I was
without my medication. Welcome to the Team of Glory, Fag M--I mean
Jonny. </font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You're boy Joltin Johnny Damon better go into the gaps or matsui is done&nbsp;</p>

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Iamnotatool
12-23-2005, 11:52 AM
<p>Johnny Damon comes off as a really stupid guy when he speaks.&nbsp;&nbsp; Maybe its just all the camera's and mic's in front of him, but he really sounds dopey.</p>

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Kobe8
12-23-2005, 01:02 PM
<p>Johnny Damon comes off as a really stupid guy when he speaks.&nbsp;&nbsp; Maybe its just all the camera's and mic's in front of him, but he really sounds dopey.</p><p>Trust me, it ain't because of the cameras and mics.&nbsp; As a New Englander, we've been treated to all the ..umms...errr...ummms... that the unfrozen caveman centerfielder can utter.</p>

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Bulldogcakes
12-23-2005, 04:27 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Johnny
Damon comes off as a really stupid guy when he speaks. Maybe its just
all the camera's and mic's in front of him, but he really sounds dopey</p>

I agree, its all the mikes and cameras. If not for all those damn things, we couldn't see and hear how stupid he is. <br />


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DreamWeaver
12-23-2005, 07:48 PM
Whatta ya mean? He sounded really intelligent when he was on Queer Eye...

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Tenbatsuzen
12-23-2005, 08:05 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p><img width="326" height="450" border="0" src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/12/23/sports/23damon450.jpg" /></p><p>I can't believe I'm saying this but he actually looks hot. </p>

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<br />Gina, I love you to death, but I've never seen a more gay man in my entire life.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Damon, before, although he looked like a scumbag, looked manly.</p><p>Now he looks effeminate, from the highlights, to the hair, to the crook of the wrist, to the shirt.</p><p>&nbsp;He looks like he should be the one DOING the hair.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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cougarjake13
12-24-2005, 05:41 AM
i guess this will give new meaning to&nbsp;boarding yankee train

Justice4all
12-24-2005, 06:44 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><img height="188" src="http://www.dailybull.com/sports/damonswife.jpg" width="131" border="0" />&nbsp;VS. <img height="188" src="http://www.gamblingcrew.com/content/images/annabenson1.jpg" width="153" border="0" /></p><p>In the end, we all win.</p><p><br />Oh very very true....both batchworthy....but I still think Anna Benson is much hotter! And we all know she is a freak in bed too! So that is WIN WIN all around.</p><p>God damn now I gotta pull out some porn.......brb............................</p>


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