WAR ON SNEAZING

[Sheeplovr]

In the past, before secularists and liberals took control of the world,
when a person sneezed it was expected to say &quot;God Bless You&quot;.<br />
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This blessing gave witness to our eternal belief in the Almighty and his power over our respiratory system.<br />
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But today, we are lucky to receive a &quot;Bless You&quot;...who's doing the
blessing I ask? Some pagan deity or Charles Darwin? I need to know that
the only blessing I get is from God Almighty...the one so accurately
represented in movies like &quot;The Ten Commandments&quot;.<br />
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God fearing citizens need to restore God to sneezing! How can we help?<br />

I suggest that we compile lists of God's enemies...doctors, nurses,
tissue companies...those who do not greet our sneeze with a blessing
but with nosedrops, antibiotics, and throw away paper sheets.&quot;

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number 333 its the way to be

[Kobe8]

<p><img height="173" src="http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/booger.jpg" width="150" border="0" /></p><p>Our patron saint.</p>

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Kobe Beef Cows are fed a diet enriched with beer and massaged lovingly by attendants in Kobe, Hyogo, Japan.
If they throw in a happy ending, sign me up.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i'm not convinced there's a war going on but there's probably alot of hanky panky...</p><p>sneeze jokes blow</p>

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[Knowledged_one]

<p>War on Sneezing - Yet somehow we can't win the war against spelling</p>

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