Bacon Alarm Clock

[JustJon]

<p>Now you can have that fresh bacon taste as soon as you wake up in the morning.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php" target="_self">YUMMY!&nbsp;</a></p>

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[ShelleBink]

*Waits for the reply from Moe*<br />


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[East Side Dave]

More than the bacon smell, I would be comforted just waking up to a wooden, evil pig staring at me.

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[Stankfoot]

<p><font size="2">and that fresh bacon smell .....</font></p><p><img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/bacon.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[PanterA]

but is it smart to make the thing out of wood?

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[MilkmanDann]

Ah so thats what happened to Jody from the original Amityville Horror.

[Bulldogcakes]

I'm buying one. <br />


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[torker]

One!?!&nbsp; How many do you think you'd need to make a pound some nice fatty thick cut strips?

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[TheMojoPin]

<p>Bacon Alarm Clock</p><p>Moe farting on your head?</p>

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[ADF]

Mmm.. there's nothing like the taste of hot trichinosis to wake you in the mornin'.<br />


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[sr71blackbird]

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img width="250" height="334" border="0" src="http://www.fotonet-south.org.uk/images/arles05_bacon.jpg" /></p><p>You are getting veeery sleepy Moe. Veeery sleepy. . . </p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/bulldogsig/rotate.php" />

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<font color=black>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 12-18-05 @ 8:24 AM</font>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Oh man.&nbsp; I was on the road last night, very tied today from the drive, but WHAT 1st thread to check when I signed back on!</p><p>Fucking A Right!&nbsp; SIGN ME UP!!!!&nbsp; </p>

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[FUNKMAN]

no thanks, i already wake up with wood...

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[sr71blackbird]

<p>Doesnt the center swirl of this bacon strip&nbsp;look eerily like Osama Bin Ladin and Che Guevara's love child?</p><p><img height="334" src="http://www.fotonet-south.org.uk/images/arles05_bacon.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Beho ld:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:a4JrWZKL6gMJ:www.mindfully.org/Reform/2003/Che-Guevara-Rebellious14jun03.GIF" border="0" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <font size="7">+&nbsp; <img height="130" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:x_72ge9F9msJ:www.nti.org/h_learnmore/radtutorial/images/osama.jpg" width="94" border="0" /></font></p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

A commie and a terrorist. Now I REALLY want to fry that piece!<br />


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