Bennington accused of Bad Tipping

[stormshadow]

<p>&nbsp;Source: http://www.bitterwaitress.com/std/index.html?detail=1&amp;id=3233&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
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<tr><td class="text"><strong>Tipper's Name:</strong> Ron Bennington</td>
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<td class="text"><strong>Restaurant:</strong> Hooters</td>
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<td class="text"><strong>Where it happened:</strong> New York</td>
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<td class="text"><strong>Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage:</strong> $360.00 / $5.00 / 1%</td>
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<td class="text"><strong>What happened:</strong><br />Ron Bennington from
the Ron and Fez show came into Hooters one Sunday to watch Football. I
waited on him, and a gay gentleman with an extremely high voice. When
he wasn't going to the bathroom to &quot;powder his nose&quot;, he was staring at
my chest and telling me &quot;You look like a million bucks&quot;. He tried to
pay the bill with someone else's credit card (Don Wickland), and when I
refused to take it, he reluctantly paid with his own card. I waited on
him and his &quot;companion&quot; for seven hours and he only left me a $5 tip.
What a cheap bastard!</td></tr>
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[Snoogans]

Nice of Wicky to give Ron his CC<br />


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[JerseyRich]

<p>That's actually a really good tip from &quot;Ronnie 2 Bucks.&quot;</p><p>You should be happy with that, you bitch!&nbsp;</p>

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[IrishAlkey]

<p>Ron tipped Silera $50 bucks for water so this chick must not have looked like a million bucks.</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/alkey.gif" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 12-16-05 @ 2:26 PM</font>

[JPMNICK]

this is so fake, but really funny


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[Steels]

<p>Ron still partys?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Snowstorm at Calico Jack's.....anyone?&nbsp;</p>

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[Mike Teacher]

<p>they did this on O+A, perhaps some true ones&nbsp;sprinkled amongst the&nbsp;many many bullshit posts.</p>

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[PapaBear]

<p>She knew that Ron Bennington was from the Ron &amp; Fez show, but all she knew about Fez was he was a gay guy with a high pitched voice...</p><p><strong><font size="6">BULLSHIT!!!</font></strong></p>

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[pennington]

<font face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>She knew that Ron Bennington was from the Ron &amp; Fez show, but all she knew about Fez was he was a gay guy with a high pitched voice...</p><p><strong><font size="6">BULLSHIT!!!</font></strong></p>There is more than one high pitched gay guy in the world.&nbsp; Maybe Ron has another friend...<br />

[ADF]

Also, how could Ron, Fez, and Don rack up $360 at Hooters?&nbsp; Somehow, I doubt they're each having their own bottle of Dom.<br />


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[Photoshop Mike]

I guess&nbsp;the boys&nbsp;were wearing NAME TAGS :)

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[j3lehane]

Here's a case of the waitress who couldn't figure out that this was a BUSINESS EXPENSE,and the Don Wickland name meant NOTHING to her,so she followed the rules.If she were tactful she could have understood the situation and asked her boss to okay the transaction on the BOSS's Card.This would have improved her TIP most definitely.Ron could have been vindictive or just low on cash(not expecting to have to foot such a large bill ),so unprepared for the fuck up.It would make an entertaining discussion topic and the waitress should be sent a COOKIE PUSS cake immediately if she calls in to give her side of the story....good for radio.I'll bet a lot of waiters and waitresses would have stories to VENT for an entire week,of how they got screwed by a few bad customers.Maybe she wanted another $5 in her cleavage.

[SLCRagu]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Here's
a case of the waitress who couldn't figure out that this was a BUSINESS
EXPENSE,and the Don Wickland name meant NOTHING to her,so she followed
the rules.If she were tactful she could have understood the situation
and asked her boss to okay the transaction on the BOSS's Card.This
would have improved her TIP most definitely.Ron could have been
vindictive or just low on cash(not expecting to have to foot such a
large bill ),so unprepared for the fuck up.It would make an
entertaining discussion topic and the waitress should be sent a COOKIE
PUSS cake immediately if she calls in to give her side of the
story....good for radio.I'll bet a lot of waiters and waitresses would
have stories to VENT for an entire week,of how they got screwed by a
few bad customers.Maybe she wanted another $5 in her cleavage.
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[Fezticle98]

Hilarious.

[riverofpiss]

Maybe she is one of those flabby chicks that works at Hooters and this was just Ron's way of telling her that she should make a career change.

[thejives]

is this the same site that reported 12 Cambodian midgets dying in a prize fight against a lion?

[PapaBear]

I think it was one of those waitress/waiter message boards. Servers post about bad tippers. They can be pretty funny to read. They tell you some of the nasty stuff they do to bad tippers. One of last week's best of's had Ron talking about this post.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

with general Bennington showisms placed in to the complaint, I hereby declare it phony

I talk food with Ronnie via email, they Man only goes to the best Restaurant from top chefs like Batali and Ramsay

Ronnie B is first class all the way

This is Blasphemy

[Fezticle98]

with general Bennington showisms placed in to the complaint, I hereby declare it phony

I talk food with Ronnie via email, they Man only goes to the best Restaurant from top chefs like Batali and Ramsay

Ronnie B is first class all the way

This is Blasphemy

It's obviously a joke. That's why it is so damn hilarious. Ron sounded pretty pissed about it on the replay that has run a couple times recently.

[furie]

there's too much inside information for this to be real.

[WampusCrandle]

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[TrevorDodds]

Also, how could Ron, Fez, and Don rack up $360 at Hooters?&nbsp; Somehow, I doubt they're each having their own bottle of Dom.<br />


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have you ever eaten at hooters? you can rack up a 360 bill in about an hour. i think beer is like 15 a pitcher nowadays.

[TheCarter]

Of course it's fake, very funny too.

[ralphbxny]

Of course it's fake, very funny too.

agreed!

[Fezticle98]

agreed!

I fuckin crack up every time I read it.

"Gay gentleman with an extremely high voice." Who could it be?

"Powder my nose."

Staring at her rack and saying "You look like a million bucks."

[MobCounty]

Does this bimbo know what Ron looks like?.. It sounds more like Earl with Ron's card.:tongue:

[Bestinshow]

i want to know who this homo is that Ron is two timing Fez with...I wonder if he is from the same town in Canada Fez's fiance is from.

[FUNKMAN]

cross-eyed rabbis can be bad tippers

[DarkHippie]

I could see Ron giving her a shitty tip if she didnt take the boss's card. You get bad service, you leave a bad tip.