What would Soundboard Ron say? [Archive]

Badinia

12-16-2005, 08:21 AM

1. You look like a million bucks! 2. Howyehdoin?3. Hiya Budday!4. Way to go old-school.5. Buy a cake and eat it!Regards, Virginia <img title="Happy Christmas!" height="133" alt="Happy Christmas!" src="http://www.badinia.com/db2/00119/badinia.com/_uimages/neutered.JPG" width="308" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

12-16-2005, 08:28 AM

yea

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bobrobot

12-16-2005, 08:30 AM

Fez-zieIt don't make ya a bad person.Yeah, it is...I was just sayin' that to Fez during the breakThat's uncomfortableChicago, the city of big shoulders, the windy city, hog butcher to the world, the 2nd city...snortin' rails off a hooker's assIt's a diseaseAwww Buddays, It's the Ron & Fez Show<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/BoboBuyCakeLayer.jpg" border="0" /> Let them eat cake!

This message was edited by bobogolem on 12-16-05 @ 12:42 PM

Death Metal Moe

12-16-2005, 08:31 AM

<ul><li>It don't make you a bad person.</li><li>Buy a ship and sail it.</li><li>rehab</li><li>flop sweat</li></ul>

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FUNKMAN

12-16-2005, 08:34 AM

pure coke

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XMRonFez

12-16-2005, 08:46 AM

Hey, your on Ron and Fess...Why does Fezzie's Back Smell Like Chlorine? I've got 7 rolled up bills in my pocket and there's always room for 8. You fuck like a champ...Where you going Earl ?Maha... 

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Dan G

12-16-2005, 08:47 AM

Nice girl, nice family, SHE'S A HOOKER!

(Since Anthony is the most common name to call in) Here's Anthony, Anthony you're on Ron & Fez

See ya!

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TooLowBrow

12-16-2005, 09:22 AM

two of my favorites...'Stop it, im literally starving over here'and'stop
shouting at me, talk to me like im a normal person and we're having a
conversation... now you're whispering, quit playing games and talk like
a human'

suggums

12-16-2005, 09:30 AM

I was just tellin Fezzie that the other dayThis Duck Still Live Its the Ron'nFez showOne Eight Six Six Ron ZERO Fez Ohhhh buddays 

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curtoid

12-16-2005, 09:50 AM

"Na-nu-na-nu.""Did I do that?""Wa! Wa! Wa!""O-tay.""Aaaaaaaa!""Whatchutalkingabout?""Oh, behave!""Wa-happened?!""I found my thrill - on blueberry hill.""Time to make the donuts." 

I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...

Badinia

12-16-2005, 10:02 AM

"I hate a bug!""Wocka-wocka-wocka!""You're fired!""Noooo!  I'm the one that says things!"Regards, Virginia

Death Metal Moe

12-16-2005, 11:05 AM

Baba Booey?

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curtoid

12-16-2005, 11:17 AM

"Check out my six pack.""Whose up for felching?""I've got seven dead whores in my bed but there's always room for eight.""Why does my back smell like tuna?""Don't forget my balls."

I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...

BACH16207

12-16-2005, 11:55 AM

"Bring On The Eight-Year-Olds" or "Is This The Part Where We Are All Suppose To Laugh?"<img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c351/rzagzanza/RonandFez.jpg" border="0" />Where Da Bitz At?

This message was edited by BACH16207 on 12-16-05 @ 3:56 PM

Greggie44

12-16-2005, 12:27 PM

"You do that and I'm throwing hands."

curtoid

12-16-2005, 12:49 PM

Pussy noises

I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...

K5Banger

12-16-2005, 01:01 PM

*Fill your hands mutherfucker*

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Put on your shit kickers and kick some shit

PanterA

12-16-2005, 02:06 PM

Kool and the ganganymorethat dont make you a bad personyeah

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XMRonFez

12-16-2005, 02:43 PM

quote: "Bring On The Eight-Year-Olds"   Shouldn't Fezzie be the one to say that ?

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Steels

12-16-2005, 02:46 PM

"I just love the D" 

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Death Metal Moe

12-16-2005, 02:53 PM

This Airsick CD is HYSTERICAL!

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j3lehane

12-16-2005, 03:17 PM

"Who the FUCK asked YOU..........fill in Name....."

Photoshop Mike

12-16-2005, 03:21 PM

1) Now I'm Stavin2)8-ball3) It don't make you a bad person4) I'm just saying

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torker

12-16-2005, 03:29 PM

The last of a dying breed

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Death Metal Moe

12-16-2005, 03:29 PM

SHHHHHOCK JOCKS!!

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Halfpops

12-16-2005, 04:07 PM

"Here's the situation"

Just Get It Done!

BACH16207

12-16-2005, 04:35 PM

quote: quote: "Bring On The Eight-Year-Olds"   Shouldn't Fezzie be the one to say that ? <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetXMRonFez.jpg" border="0" /> I was referring to Ron’s on going debate about how many eight-year-olds ass he can kick at once. 

Where Da Bitz At?

XMRonFez

12-16-2005, 05:01 PM

yes, I know. It ruins it when you have to explain the joke...Ron wants to beat them up, but Fez has other reasons for being around 8 year olds...

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SatCam

12-16-2005, 06:18 PM

I'm gonna punch you in the spine! 

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Tenbatsuzen

12-17-2005, 06:10 AM

"OK, for that, you get this..."  (Ani Drop)  

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landarch

12-17-2005, 08:06 AM

My favorite, and a prime example as to why I constantly enjoy the genius of these guys:"I don't like evil, but I will always tip my hat to the genius of it"

Dirtybird12

12-17-2005, 09:37 AM

quote: "I don't like evil, but I will always tip my hat to the genius of it"  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /> What a brilliant line. As far as I'm concerned that was one of Ron's best lines ever. Does anyone have that drop? I'd love to have it and I'd be very grateful if someone could hook me up with it.  

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Men killing men feeling no pain.
You've all gone insane,
The world is a gutter!

torker

12-17-2005, 10:18 AM

Dessert is part of the meal.

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The Nature Boy

12-17-2005, 03:00 PM

Who's all with you today(note extra all)Darling/Sweetie(uncomfortably used nonjokingly with female guests as kind of a nervous crutch)

RON AND FEZ-- Coming to Infinity Mornings January 1, 2006!

Bon Jovi Fan Since Day ONE!

chrissyyy

12-18-2005, 03:59 PM

Working this GIMMICK

samnyc

12-18-2005, 04:05 PM

paulo, this is your last week as a movie reviewer

chrissyyy

12-18-2005, 04:15 PM

Your moms box.

Flea_Man

12-18-2005, 06:31 PM

Hey budday

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A.J.

12-19-2005, 02:12 AM

"Ham and Egger(s)"

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curtoid

12-19-2005, 03:24 AM

"Oh,  Soundboard Ron...what will you say next?"

I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...

Badinia

12-19-2005, 11:23 AM

"Hamburger sanmmiches!"Regards, Virginia 

This message was edited by Badinia on 12-19-05 @ 3:24 PM

landarch

12-20-2005, 10:27 AM

quote: quote:  "I don't like evil, but I will always tip my hat to the genius of it"  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /> What a brilliant line. As far as I'm concerned that was one of Ron's best lines ever. Does anyone have that drop? I'd love to have it and I'd be very grateful if someone could hook me up with it.  <a href="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/billy.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.perrynoid.com/" target="blank">Perrynoid</a> Crack, junkies, guns, sluts 'n' cocaine. Men killing men feeling no pain. You've all gone insane, The world is a gutter! I'd like some of that action too.  I think he said it week before last, but I don't remember context.  Maybe we'll get it in best of thurs or friday.

mendyweiss

12-22-2005, 09:47 AM

Fez, you are like a ten year old with an Amercian Express card!

I say sweeping the pockets of the Dutchman was not Mob business!

rruffian

12-22-2005, 09:54 AM

Inbreads

suggums

12-22-2005, 09:57 AM

Here's two bucks.

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willisjackson

12-23-2005, 04:50 AM

This is by far the funniest topic on the board

EliSnow

12-23-2005, 05:45 AM

So now the question is, who's going to put the soundboard together?  I'm tempted to do it myself, but I doubt my abilities to do so.

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DreamWeaver

12-23-2005, 05:55 AM

Ron in the early 80's:"Get another woman up, hire a hooker. Let's get crazy, get some coke." <img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=11" border="0" />

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Flea_Man

12-23-2005, 06:33 AM

Go buy a cake and eat it.

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jlehane

12-25-2005, 02:12 PM

Send in the 3 year olds...I could do a hundred and smoke a cigar at the same time. Master Po in practice championship raises the bar and lowers the boom.http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/kickboyPoPracticeBoutcr10.jpghttp://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/kickboy2my.gif

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willisjackson

12-27-2005, 05:57 AM

"This is the part where we're all supposed to laugh,right?"

torker

12-27-2005, 05:19 PM

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mikeyboy

12-27-2005, 05:26 PM

quote: quote: quote: "Bring On The Eight-Year-Olds"   Shouldn't Fezzie be the one to say that ?  I was referring to Ron’s on going debate about how many eight-year-olds ass he can kick at once. Except it's 9 year olds. 

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