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Stankfoot
12-14-2005, 03:45 PM
<address><strong><font size="3">Brokeback Mountain -</font></strong></address><address><font size="3"><address><strong><img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/cowboy.jpg" border="0" /></strong></address><address><font size="1"><address><strong><font size="2"><font face="Arial">Tagline:</font> Love Is A Force Of Nature</font> <br /><br /></strong><font size="2"><font face="Arial"><strong>Plot Outline:</strong></font> Based on the Annie Proulx story about a forbidden and secretive relationship between two cowboys and their lives over the years.</font></address><address><font size="2"> </font></address><address><font size="2"><address><address><font face="Courier New"><strong><font size="2">NEW YORK DAILY NEWS critic Jack Mathews predicts the gay cowboy movie, which takes place in Wyoming, may be "too much for red-state audiences, but it gives the liberal-leaning Academy a great chance to stick its thumb in conservatives' eyes."</font> </strong></font></address><address><strong><font face="Courier New"> </font></strong></address><address><address><font face="Courier New"><address><font face="Courier New"><strong><font size="2">Director Ang Lee's movie starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger won the Golden Lion, the top prize at the Venice Film Festival earlier this fall.</font> </strong></font></address><address><font face="Courier New"><address><strong></strong></address><address><font face="Courier New"><address><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"><strong>I hear there's even a scene in it where they sit down to pee!</strong></font></address></font></address></font></address></font></address></address></address></font></address></font></address></font></address>
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torker
12-14-2005, 03:48 PM
I keep thinking it's called<em> Bareback Mountain</em>.
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TheMojoPin
12-14-2005, 04:04 PM
<p><font face="Courier New"><strong><font size="2">NEW YORK DAILY NEWS critic Jack Mathews predicts the gay cowboy movie, which takes place in Wyoming, may be "too much for red-state audiences, but it gives the liberal-leaning Academy a great chance to stick its thumb in conservatives' eyes."</font></strong></font></p><p>Oh, sweet fucking jumping Christ on a flaming trampoline.</p><p>IT'S. JUST. A. MOVIE.</p><p>They're ALL just movies!!!</p><p>Why do so many people feel the need to bring this kind of partisan bullshit out over EVERYTHING?</p>
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torker
12-14-2005, 04:19 PM
<p>IT'S. JUST. A. MOVIE.</p><p>They're ALL just movies!!!</p><p></p><p>Agreed.</p><p><img height="153" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/mst3passion.jpg" width="251" border="0" /></p><p><em> We've got movie sign!!!</em></p>
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12-14-2005, 04:35 PM
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12-14-2005, 04:37 PM
<p><img height="250" src="http://www.afterelton.com/movies/2005/photos/brokeback/festivals/truck.jpg" width="304" border="0" /></p><p>Cowboy 1: "So.....er.....this is kinda awkward."</p><p>Cowboy 2: "What do you mean pardner?"</p><p>Cowboy 1: "You got shit on my dick."</p><p>Cowboy 2: "Well you put your dick in my shit!"</p><p>Cowboy 1: "It's just like that Reese's commercial.."</p><p>Cowboy 2: "Yeah...two great tastes that taste great together!"</p><p>Cowboy 1: "Right....now let's jerk off by that baby cow."</p>
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Recyclerz
12-14-2005, 04:42 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>IT'S. JUST. A. MOVIE. <p>They're ALL just movies!!!</p><p>Why do so many people feel the need to bring this kind of partisan bullshit out over EVERYTHING? </p><p> </p><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="368" border="0"><tr height="17"><td class="xl22" width="368" height="17"><p><font face="Arial" size="2">Leon Trotsky: “This weapon [cinema], which cries out to be used, is the best instrument for political propaganda, which cuts into the memory and may be made a possible source of revenue.”</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="2" /></p></td></tr></table><div /><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="368" border="0"><tr height="17"><td class="xl24" width="368" height="17"><font face="Arial" size="2">Vladimir Lenin: “Of all the arts, the motion picture is the most important.”</font></td></tr></table><div /><p><font size="2" /></p><p><font size="2">Ah, Comrade Mojo, we are very disappointed.</font> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" /></p><div /><p><img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/recyclerz/myhomepage/sigpic1.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US" border="0" /> </p><p><strong>There ain't no asylum here. King Solomon, he never lived 'round here</strong></p>
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torker
12-14-2005, 04:49 PM
<p>They're ALL just movies!!!</p><p>Why do so many people feel the need to bring this kind of partisan bullshit out over EVERYTHING?</p><p>Good question.</p><p><img height="538" src="http://img.2dehands.nl/f/normal/9364718.jpg" width="357" border="0" /></p>
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Hottub
12-14-2005, 05:05 PM
<p>Sweet Tap-Dancin' Jesus, Mojo. Take a fucking chill pill.</p><p>Have you not yet come to realize that these "well regarded" director types are using their powers and influence to cram their political agenda down our throats? It is not "just movies" any more! *cough* Oliver Stone *cough*</p><p>And don't forget, many of the unwashed masses take what they see on the big screen as Gospel.</p><p>Frightening? Yes. But it's a fact!</p><p>I am not saying that this cowboy movie necessarily has an agenda, but the fact remains!</p>
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sr71blackbird
12-14-2005, 06:02 PM
I read this story a long time before they thought to make the movie and quite honestly, it was a very good story regardless of the gay aspect to the thing. Its more a forbidden love story and it was moving.
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12-14-2005, 06:22 PM
<p>Have you not yet come to realize that these "well regarded" director types are using their powers and influence to cram their political agenda down our throats? It is not "just movies" any more! *cough* Oliver Stone *cough*</p><p>Unless these filmmakers are going house to house, chaining you down, taping your eyelids open and forcing you to watch their movies a la <em>Clockwork Orange</em>, nobody is "cramming their political agenda down your throat."</p><p>Buncha drama queens.</p>
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TheMojoPin
12-14-2005, 06:28 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>They're ALL just movies!!!</p><p>Why do so many people feel the need to bring this kind of partisan bullshit out over EVERYTHING? </p><p> </p><p>Good question.</p><p><img height="538" src="http://img.2dehands.nl/f/normal/9364718.jpg" width="357" border="0" /><em> <br /></em></p>Boy, yeah. We're sure seeing <em>Triumph of The Will</em> left and right. <p> </p><p>Does this fall under the unofficial "you bring up Nazis, you have nothing" rule of debate?</p>
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angrymissy
12-14-2005, 06:59 PM
wasn't there a South Park episode a while back where they saw an indie movie about gay cowboys eating pudding?
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12-14-2005, 08:54 PM
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12-14-2005, 09:51 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><img height="250" src="http://www.afterelton.com/movies/2005/photos/brokeback/festivals/truck.jpg" width="304" border="0" /></p><p>Cowboy 1: "So.....er.....this is kinda awkward."</p><p>Cowboy 2: "What do you mean pardner?"</p><p>Cowboy 1: "You got shit on my dick."</p><p>Cowboy 2: "Well you put your dick in my shit!"</p><p>Cowboy 1: "It's just like that Reese's commercial.."</p><p>Cowboy 2: "Yeah...two great tastes that taste great together!"</p><p>Cowboy 1: "Right....now let's jerk off by that baby cow."</p><p><img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/kobe8sig/kobesig.jpg" border="0" /> Kobe Beef Cows are fed a diet enriched with beer and massaged lovingly by attendants in Kobe, Hyogo, Japan. If they throw in a happy ending, sign me up. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>i can't believe you people let this gem go. bravo!</p><br />
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TheMojoPin
12-15-2005, 04:44 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> <p> </p></font>wasn't there a South Park episode a while back where they saw an indie movie about gay cowboys eating pudding? <p> </p><p><br /><img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/newsig.gif" border="0" /> "To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." [ Theodore Roosevelt ]</p>Holy crap, that's right. They're prophets...<br />
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curtoid
12-15-2005, 05:45 AM
<p>When marketed correcrtly, red staters have no problem embracing the gay. </p><p><img height="220" src="http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/topgay6.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>I have a feeling <em>Brokeback</em> may not play so well in red state America because it might hit too close to home for many manly men who remember fondly that little crush that did (or didn't) go too far years ago. They may not be rushing out the theatres to see it, but wait until we start reading the strories about how it becomes the number one Netflix rental in North Carolina and Oklahoma months from now.</p><p>So much attention on Ang Lee - I can't believe people are overlooking that Larry "I Saved The Western Dammit" Mcmurtry is the screenplay author (and executive producer) of it. In edition to his plethroa of westerns (including the Pulitzer Prize winning Lonesome Dove), there are his books Terms of Endearment and Last Picture Show. Straight with at least one kid, he is hardly a man with a GAY agenda.</p>
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Furtherman
12-15-2005, 05:58 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>So much attention on Ang Lee - I can't believe people are overlooking that Larry "I Saved The Western Dammit" Mcmurtry is the screenplay author (and executive producer) of it. In edition to his plethroa of westerns (including the Pulitzer Prize winning Lonesome Dove), there are his books Terms of Endearment and Last Picture Show. Straight with at least one kid, he is hardly a man with a GAY agenda.<em>I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...</em> Lonesome Dove? That was a good fuckin' movie.
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Hottub
12-15-2005, 06:02 AM
<p>Unless these filmmakers are going house to house, chaining you down, taping your eyelids open and forcing you to watch their movies a la <em>Clockwork Orange</em>, nobody is "cramming their political agenda down your throat."</p><p>Buncha drama queens.</p><p></p><p>People are sheep. If a film gets one decent review, it grosses 30 million on a weekend. "Oh, so and so gave this film 2 thumbs up. I gotta see it!"</p><p>I think my problem lies more with the feeble-minded movie going public.</p>
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12-15-2005, 06:08 AM
<p>So what's the alternative?</p><p>Making films as bland and dull and middle of the road as possible so hopefully nobody charges a single brain cell while watching it?</p><p>Really, what you're describing is just a larger scale version of the "movies cause people to be violent" line of thinking.</p><p>There's room for all kinds of films out there...but we're supposed to be worried about people are going to react to them like they're dangerous weapons? Come on.</p>
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12-15-2005, 06:55 AM
<p><font face="Verdana" size="4">Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other </font> </p><p><font face="Verdana" size="4">by Ned Sublette </font></p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><p><br />There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;<br />There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.<br />Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,<br />No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.<br /><br />Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine,<br />And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.<br />Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,<br />But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.<br /><br />Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —<br />What did you think those saddles and boots was about?<br />There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his <br />brother,<br />Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.<br /><br />Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,<br />And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.<br />Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,<br />But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:<br /><br />Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.<br />There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his <br />brother;<br />There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night.<br /><br />Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper,<br />And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:<br />When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister<br />Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.<br /><br />Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;<br />There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his <br />brother;<br />There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.</p><p><img title="Ned Sublette" height="248" alt="Ned Sublette" src="http://www.lovely.com/covers/4529514011.jpg" width="251" border="0" /> </p></font>
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12-15-2005, 07:02 AM
<p><img height="195" src="http://www.moutonclan.com/airone/Eric_Cartman.gif" width="208" border="0" /></p><p>All indie movies are about gay cowboys eating pudding.</p>
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12-15-2005, 07:23 AM
This film is the Super Bowl of movies for the Dupont Circle crowd.
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12-15-2005, 08:00 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> <p> </p></font>wasn't there a South Park episode a while back where they saw an indie movie about gay cowboys eating pudding? <p> </p>Holy crap, that's right. They're prophets...<br />No. Cowboys are just gay. Sooner or later someone had to put out a movie where they didn't hide it.<br />
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TheMojoPin
12-15-2005, 08:33 AM
<p>Now all of the "cocksuckers" on <em>Deadwood</em> make a LOT more sense...</p>
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sickboymh
12-15-2005, 11:29 AM
<p><font size="2">So what I don't get is the casting in this movie. Jake Gylinhall and Heath Ledger are total fruits to begin with. Its not very shocking that they're gay cowboys. If they wanted to spice it up they would have cast Jack Pallance and Harrison Ford. Anyone else have any casting suggestions?</font></p>
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12-15-2005, 11:39 AM
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12-15-2005, 11:53 AM
<p><font size="2">Anyone else have any casting suggestions?</font></p><p><img height="177" src="http://www.montrealfilmjournal.com/dat/pic/M0000350.jpg" width="285" border="0" /></p>
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torker
12-15-2005, 01:41 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>They're ALL just movies!!!</p><p>Why do so many people feel the need to bring this kind of partisan bullshit out over EVERYTHING? </p><p> </p><p>Good question.</p><p><img height="538" src="http://img.2dehands.nl/f/normal/9364718.jpg" width="357" border="0" /><em> <br /></em></p><p> </p>Boy, yeah. We're sure seeing <em>Triumph of The Will</em> left and right. <p> </p><p>Does this fall under the unofficial "you bring up Nazis, you have nothing" rule of debate?</p><p></p><p>Yes, yes it does.</p><p><img height="326" src="http://www.reelcriticism.com/posters/fahrenheit911.jpg" width="208" border="0" /></p>
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TheMojoPin
12-15-2005, 01:46 PM
And...?
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12-15-2005, 01:50 PM
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Bulldogcakes
12-15-2005, 05:50 PM
<p>Mojo, "Movies" are feel good blockbusters aimed at middle America. <br />
</p><p>This is "Cinema". Entertainment for us high brow sophisticated types. </p><p>I
cant help but read a little partisanship into this. With how many times
Bush has been called a cowboy over the past few years. But for the most
part, I agree w/Mojo. Dont take it too seriously. Take it up the ass. </p><p> </p><p>BTW-Do the gay cowboys sit down when they piss? </p>
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12-15-2005, 05:54 PM
Another movie I won't see. I'd still watch this before Kill Bill 2 though.
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FUNKMAN
12-15-2005, 06:47 PM
some critics called the movie a tough swallow and you had to take it in small spurts...
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12-15-2005, 06:50 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>some critics called the movie a tough swallow and you had to take it in small spurts... <img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" /> <br />Gene Shalet said it left a bad taste in his mouth.
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FUNKMAN
12-15-2005, 07:58 PM
movie reviewers were impressed with all the hard riding the actors performed but then questioned why there were no horses in a cowboy movie...
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<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>some critics called the movie a tough swallow and you had to take it in small spurts... <img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" /> <br />Gene Shalet said it left a bad taste in his mouth. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN But Rex Reed didn't seem to mind.<br />
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fezident
12-25-2005, 06:16 PM
<p>Question for those that have actually SEEN it.</p><p>Ennis calls Jacks/Jacks wife to find out if Jack is, in fact, deceased. When he identities himself to her, does she say:</p><p>A) "I know you. You were Jacks fishing buddy. And <em>Hunting</em> buddy"</p><p> </p><p>OR</p><p> </p><p>B) "I know you, you were Jacks fishing buddy. And <em>HUMPING</em> buddy"</p><p> </p><p>Serious question. Please settle this so my wife and I can stop arguing aboot it.</p>
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IamFogHat
07-26-2008, 04:50 PM
I just watched Brokeback Mountain and I didn't get a boner once!
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07-26-2008, 05:50 PM
Edit: dumb joke carry on.
JustJon
07-26-2008, 06:49 PM
Edit: dumb joke carry on.
As opposed to any of your other jokes?
Team_Ramrod
07-26-2008, 06:53 PM
Edit: dumb joke carry on.
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