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stickyfingers
12-07-2005, 07:13 PM
Words that are:<br />1) spelled the same<br />2) have different meanings<br />3) pronounced differently<br /><br />Examples:&nbsp; <br /><br />record (bonds' homerun record)/(i am going to record The Family Guy tonight)<br />polish (polish my shoes)/(i think Snoogans is Polish)<br />refuse (I refuse to pick up the garbage)/(I will not pick up that refuse)<br /><br />How many can you come up with without looking them up?<br />

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FUNKMAN
12-07-2005, 07:14 PM
<p>column</p><p>thread</p>

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suggums
12-07-2005, 07:18 PM
<p>I'll read this book tomorrow.</p><p>I read this book yesterday.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;Ones pronounced reed and one red, does this count<br /></p>

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FUNKMAN
12-07-2005, 07:18 PM
<p>fault</p><p>show</p>

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FUNKMAN
12-07-2005, 07:24 PM
<p>display</p><p>cock</p>

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FUNKMAN
12-07-2005, 07:29 PM
<p>crack</p><p>pot</p>

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stickyfingers
12-07-2005, 07:36 PM
<p>Hey funk,</p><p>Either what I did is not called a heteronym or you didn't read what they are....check it out and edit!</p>

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stickyfingers
12-07-2005, 07:41 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I'll read this book tomorrow.</p><p>I read this book yesterday.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;Ones pronounced reed and one red, does this count<br /></p><p><br />Yes it does, as well as Lead (lead the march, lead pipe)</p><p>Present (xmas present, I am going to present my report orally)</p>

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FUNKMAN
12-07-2005, 07:43 PM
<p>Hey funk,</p><p>Either what I did is not called a heteronym or you didn't read what they are....check it out and edit!</p><p></p><p>every word i used can have at least two different meanings</p><p>crack - a drug or crack in a glass&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; /&nbsp; pot - to cook in or the drug&nbsp; /&nbsp;&nbsp; cock - a penis, fowl, or to cock a gun</p><p>column - in a newspaper or on a spreadsheet&nbsp; /&nbsp; fault - to blame or a crack/plate in the earth like SanAndreas</p><p>i think this is what it's about?</p>

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stickyfingers
12-07-2005, 07:47 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>3) pronounced differently<br /><br />&nbsp; <br />Herein lies the problem

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FUNKMAN
12-07-2005, 07:50 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>3) pronounced differently<br /><br />&nbsp; <p><br />Herein lies the problem </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>now i see...&nbsp;&nbsp; i apologize if i don't edit my posts, there's just too many</p><p>edit: i deserve to live with the shame for a while</p><img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 12-7-05 @ 11:54 PM</font>
stickyfingers
12-07-2005, 07:55 PM
resign (i quit!/contract extenstion)

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FUNKMAN
12-07-2005, 07:57 PM
hopefully i never duplicate my ignorance with duplicate posts...

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PapaBear
12-07-2005, 07:57 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>edit: i deserve to live with the shame for a while</p><br />Live in shame? Will you do it live, in concert?

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FUNKMAN
12-07-2005, 08:07 PM
i had to wind my watch while the wind blew me

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PapaBear
12-07-2005, 08:10 PM
<p>I put it there.</p><p>The golf course is where I put.</p>

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DarkHippie
12-08-2005, 06:19 AM
<p>Vault --put the money in the vault/ i will vault the turnstile</p><p>Top-- I can't find the top of this jar/&nbsp; it is spinning like a top</p>

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FUNKMAN
12-08-2005, 07:10 AM
i'm starting to feel a little better and not so alone...

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PapaBear
12-08-2005, 07:15 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>i'm starting to feel a little better and not so alone... <img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" /> <br />Now that you've been educated, Mr. Funk... show him the way! You can now be a teacher!

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Furtherman
12-08-2005, 07:16 AM
<p>Count de Monet</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7" border="0" />

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Evilpete
12-08-2005, 07:40 AM
<p>Heteronym=a straight nym</p><p>as opposed to a homonym=a gay nym.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Thank you Rich Vos&nbsp;</p>

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sr71blackbird
12-08-2005, 02:22 PM
<p>An actual sentence:</p><p>I think that that that, that that cab driver used, was incorrect.</p>

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12-08-2005, 04:45 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>hopefully i never duplicate my ignorance with duplicate posts... <img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" /> Don't abuse yourself.&nbsp; It's not message board abuse.<br />
newport king
12-08-2005, 05:05 PM
<p>half the shit you guys posted have 2 diff meanings but they're pronounced the same.</p><p>attribute (i attribute my empty stomach for stickyfingers never paying his debt of a chicago style pizza. picking football games is one of my best attributes.)</p><p>convict (you convict a convict.)</p><p>console (someone needs to console me cause i never got my xbox 360 console.)</p><p>invalid (an invalid's cock is invalid.)</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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Bulldogcakes
12-08-2005, 05:14 PM
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Bulldogcakes
12-08-2005, 05:18 PM
<p>For those who want to cheat</p><p>shhh (http://www-personal.umich.edu/~cellis/heteronym.html)</p><p>shhhh! (http://rinkworks.com/words/heteronyms.shtml)&nbsp;</p>

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