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curtoid

12-05-2005, 07:41 PM

Mikeyboy's intern announcement for 2006 was a
reminder of all the free labor and entertainment R&F
had on their various staffs in 2005 - is there a clear
favorite?

PapaBear

12-05-2005, 07:46 PM

GO BITZ!!!

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mikeyboy

12-05-2005, 08:08 PM

Bitz was my clear winner, but the Champ and Keshia are my runners up.

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PanterA

12-05-2005, 08:25 PM

Bobby might be the current champ, but is he the people's champ? I dont know about the DC interns, but I like the cringe radio that Pauly brings...but I cant bring myself to vote for the guy. I voted for Bobby because he's at least trying.

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HBox

12-05-2005, 08:37 PM

I voted for Bill because I was afraid he'd hunt me down, kill me and eat my brains if I didn't. 

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mikeyboy

12-05-2005, 08:46 PM

I'm going to trot this out every chance I get.  <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2707" target="_self">His Name is Bitz.</a>  The man's a fucking legend.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy"> The Music Mikey Likes Show now on There is No Radio (http://www.thereisnoradio.com) theme song (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3) by BoBoGolem

Dan G

12-05-2005, 08:54 PM

I voted for Steve Perry, Jr only because I loved hearing "wheel in the sky keeps on turning" everytime he entered the studio.

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PapaBear

12-05-2005, 09:14 PM

Anyone who refers to himself as "Super-compusonic solo-tronic Johann Bach" has to win this. The funniest thing about this song is, how it came about. The interns were given the assignment of making a radio commercial. For some reason he thought that, singing a song about himself, would win the challenge. Even funnier is, if he made the simple move of adding a Geiko reference at the end of the song, it would have probably earned him the win!

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<center>Hey! Those multi-cultural slave children, belong to the Disney Corporation!</center><center>Get 'em Achmed!</center>

mikeyboy

12-05-2005, 09:21 PM

quote: The funniest thing about this song is, how it came about. The interns were given the assignment of making a radio commercial. For some reason he thought that, singing a song about himself, would win the challenge. Even funnier is, if he made the simple move of adding a Geiko reference at the end of the song, it would have probably earned him the win!Pulling back the curtain a little -- Here's the rest of the story:  All of the interns (Bitz, Keshia and Puck at the time) were supposed to meet with Dubs to get their assignment for an intern competition.  Keshia and Puck were there, so Dubs informed them that the assignment was to put together a radio commercial.  Bitz was late and showed up after this had all been explained, so to throw him under the bus, Dubs told Bitz that the assignment was create an autobiographical piece for the air.  Armed with the wrong assignment, Bitz got work, and the Bitz song was created....and now you know the rest of the story.  <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.thereisnoradio.com/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show now on There is No Radio</a> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem

This message was edited by mikeyboy on 12-6-05 @ 1:22 AM

PapaBear

12-05-2005, 09:22 PM

Holy shit, that's funny!!!

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<center>Hey! Those multi-cultural slave children, belong to the Disney Corporation!</center><center>Get 'em Achmed!</center>

Dirtybird12

12-06-2005, 01:36 AM

What? No love for Cigar "Fatbaby" Sid?Oh 2005?Keshia hands down. Most talented intern? I'll give that to Bitz. But best over all Intern for the show? I say Keshia. Her opinions lit the phones up. The board would flip out over everything she said - She has nice jugs - Great voice / good on air btw mikeyboy, nice paul harvey pull, but I still think Keshia's RONSTAR spot was clever and better produced than anyone elses material that night.   <a href="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/she.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.perrynoid.com/" target="blank">Perrynoid</a>

This message was edited by CircusFreak on 12-6-05 @ 5:50 AM

PapaBear

12-06-2005, 02:06 AM

What? No love for Cigar "Fatbaby" Sid?Oh 2005?Why is he so forgotten? Sid was my favorite of all time (though he's pre-2005). It almost seams like he's the missing guy in the Soviet Russian photos. I wish he'd call in, so R&F would have an excuse to play the Fatbaby song. The uncensored version has never been aired.

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curtoid

12-06-2005, 04:12 AM

What's not to love of Cigar Sid/Fat Baby, aside from his acid reflux? I'm also a big, big fan of Ogre and Chunks. All really good guys -very funny, and really got the show. ~ I was also a Keshia fan. Great voice, a different perspective, and always lit the phones up.

I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...

wonderwoman

12-06-2005, 05:14 AM

I enjoyed bits's song as well and that was pretty interesting reading about the inside scoop on that. but I also enjoyed listening to keisha as well. so, my vote is for keisha, sorry bits.

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bobrobot

12-06-2005, 05:37 AM

Bitz was/is the Halley's Comet of the show, no one will touch his genius for at least 1 hundred years!<img title="BITZ!!!" height="309" alt="BITZ!!!" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/Bitz3.jpg" width="249" border="0" />

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It was yer fault

mikeyboy

12-06-2005, 05:44 AM

Wow, I've never seen that pic before.  Another reason to vote for Bitz:<img height="309" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/Bitz3.jpg" width="249" border="0" /><img height="290" src="http://img144.exs.cx/img144/5112/pyle015ij.jpg" width="427" border="0" />

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy"> The Music Mikey Likes Show now on There is No Radio (http://www.thereisnoradio.com) theme song (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3) by BoBoGolem

bobrobot

12-06-2005, 05:47 AM

Annie took it at FNL<img title="Annie & Bitz" height="333" alt="Annie & Bitz" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/BA.jpg" width="500" border="0" /><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobocorpse.jpg" border="0" /> It was yer fault

This message was edited by bobogolem on 12-6-05 @ 9:51 AM

curtoid

12-06-2005, 07:01 AM

Early last year Keshia, Puck and Bitz were all hypnotized with Fez, and the real highlight was Bitz, who was told he was "Don Knotts." Fucking hysterical. So, instead of doing Don from just the "Andy Griffith Show," he blurred the character with the Don Knotts from "Threes Company." Ron literally fell on the floor he was laughing so hard. At one point one of the interns (not sure if it was also Bitz) about terrorists attacks - they had to dump out several times.The segments got overshadowed in a big, big way because this also turned out to be the first "Your Mom's Box" show - worth a listen, though.<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2675" target="blank">March 2, 2005 - Fez, Keshia, Glaubitz and Puck get hypnotized part 1</a> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2674" target="blank">March 2, 2005 - Fez, Keshia, Glaubitz and Puck get hypnotized part 2</a> I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...

This message was edited by curtoid on 12-6-05 @ 11:04 AM

mikeyboy

12-06-2005, 07:06 AM

Curtoid beat me to linking those segments.  Those are great, especially the second part.  Also notable from that show is that, while hynotyzed, Bitz freaked out and fled the studio, and Don the Hypnotist had to chase him down the hall.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy"> The Music Mikey Likes Show now on There is No Radio (http://www.thereisnoradio.com) theme song (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3) by BoBoGolem

BACH16207

12-06-2005, 09:18 AM

I think Bitz proved himself when Ron tested him with the 15 minutes alone gag. Bitz rules!<img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c351/rzagzanza/RonandFez.jpg" border="0" />

Where Da Bitz At?

suggums

12-06-2005, 09:58 AM

They are all winners....just like in the Special Olympics.Wish there was a Bitz/Keshia joint ballot. 

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Dirtybird12

12-06-2005, 10:49 AM

<a href="http://www.allegedbricks.com/index2.htm" target="_self">Bitz has a punk rock band from DC-</a> <img height="60" src="http://www.allegedbricks.com/images/banner.jpg" width="468" border="0" />SHT aka (shit)  is a hardcore band from DC I produce and we were booked with "bricks" a few months back.I was excited to see Bitz rock the house - Sadly they had to back out because of the drummer. While other bands from the DC punk scene get more ink & pub like the goons, porch mob and daycare swindlers,  It's Alleged Bricks who I feel really capture the heart & soul of the Washington DC scene. Great band with some wicked mp3's on their site. best of luck Bitz - 

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SLCRagu

12-06-2005, 11:53 AM

Does anyone remember that Latino boy who showed up the first day along
with Keisha, only never to return again and never let anyone know he
was'nt coming back.  I think his name was Carlos or
something.  He was my favorite because he was irresponsible and
unmotivated.  

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EliSnow

12-06-2005, 12:12 PM

quote: Curtoid beat me to linking those segments.  Those are great, especially the second part.  Also notable from that show is that, while hynotyzed, Bitz freaked out and fled the studio, and Don the Hypnotist had to chase him down the hall. Was this the time that they were told to be really paranoid, I believe, because they had drugs and the cops were coming?  Bitz was hilarious but Fezzie was my favorite part of that. 

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curtoid

12-06-2005, 12:22 PM

quote: quote: Curtoid beat me to linking those segments.  Those are great, especially the second part.  Also notable from that show is that, while hynotyzed, Bitz freaked out and fled the studio, and Don the Hypnotist had to chase him down the hall. Was this the time that they were told to be really paranoid, I believe, because they had drugs and the cops were coming?  Bitz was hilarious but Fezzie was my favorite part of that. Yup - they all flipped out pretty good, but as Mikey said, Bitz ran out of the studio, and Don the Hypnotist had to go find him, hiding under a desk in the WFJK bullpen area. 

I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...

PapaBear

12-06-2005, 12:33 PM

Look out, it's a MONSTER!!!<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/flyingmonster.jpg" border="0" />I think he's the one who couldn't get his money back in his wallet, when hypnotized. That was some funny shit!

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curtoid

12-06-2005, 01:50 PM

Monster was a weird, weird dude, but he did crack me up and had some excellent stories. It was cool when he showed back up in studio on their 2nd to last night at JFK, almost to help give DC some closure.

I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...