Hilarious and/or Legendary Sports Calls

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>I'll start this thread with an instant classic from last night...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The
Rangers and the Capitals set an NHL record with a fifteen round
shootout.&nbsp; The game ends with Marek Malik for the Rangers scoring.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The shootout goal is sweet.&nbsp; The call, by MSG Network's Mike Crispino, is hysterical.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.badongo.com/vid.php?file=Marek+Malik+AWESOME+Goal__2005-11-26_malik.mpg&s=black" target="_self">http://www.badongo.com/vid.php?file=Marek+Malik+AWESOME+Goal__2005-11-26_malik.mpg&amp;s=black</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[Snoogans]

Agbayani at the track, at the wall, looks up its gone.........oh wait, he caught it?<br />


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[FUNKMAN]

i remember hearing Frank Gifford call a player a &quot; 6th round draft prick &quot;

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[Kobe8]

<p><font size="2">&quot;It is high, it is far, it is ______!&quot; </font></p><p><font size="2">(Insert &quot;caught at the warning track&quot; &quot;off the wall&quot; &quot;foul&quot;)</font></p><p><font size="2">Fucking self-aggrandizing prick.</font></p>

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[newport king]

<p>&quot;So the winning run is at second base with two out. Three-and-two to Mookie Wilson. . . . A little roller up along first . . . behind the bag . . . it gets through Buckner! Here comes Knight! And the Mets win it!&quot;</p><p><img src="http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10105000/10105650.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>&quot; he's going deep to the tightend &quot;</p><p>&quot; he's got two balls on e'm&nbsp; and no strikes &quot;</p><p>nah, that's just sillytalk</p>

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