I hate you bathroom floor

[angrymissy]

<p>So at work today, after I drank a whole pot of coffee, I had to pee pretty bad.</p><p>So
I ran into the freshly mopped bathroom and did my standard hover over
the toilet seat (our work bathroom is nasty).&nbsp; Well, the
combination of wet floor and high slippery heels didn't jive too
well.&nbsp; I slipped while I was peeing and peed all over myself and
the crotch of my pants.&nbsp; How I peed right into the crotch of my
pants I don't know.&nbsp; But it was unsalvagable.&nbsp; I put my pants
back on and uncomfortably walked out to the parking lot.&nbsp; My car
is a craphole!&nbsp; I KNOW I have pants in there.&nbsp; Yeah, except
yesterday was the one day I actually cleaned all the crap out of my car.</p><p>So
basically, myself, at 26 years of age, pissed all over myself at work
today and had to run home and change my pants.&nbsp; I had to lie to
everyone at work and say I spilled apple juice on myself and had to
change.</p><p>I hate you bathroom floor,<br />
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[extracheese]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>This happened at &quot;work&quot;?</p><p>simply amazing that our economy and way of life goes on in this country.</p>

[JPMNICK]

if I did not see who started this topic, i would have sworn this was a bobby thread.


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It's gonna be BAM, I crush his little skull and I sit down and smoke a cigar for another 55 seconds. The next kid comes in, BAM I put my cigar out on him. I laugh and point at the other kids "Who's next chubby?"

[angrymissy]

I wish I could find my old snow/poop story.&nbsp; that was even better

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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." [ Theodore Roosevelt ]

[monsterone]

asparagus juice would have been more believable<br />


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[FUNKMAN]

<p>this is the number 1 story for today...</p><p>if i have a little spillage i always feel the urine is burning me... like the blood of&nbsp;them alien creatures</p>

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[Tenbatsuzen]

<p><img width="504" height="341" border="0" src="http://www.ny-entertainment.com/new/headshots/nortonJim.jpg" /></p><p>&quot;As long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to pee.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[PapaBear]

<p>Embarrassment sucks!</p><p><img src="http://starpump.ee/fun/peed_her_pants.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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<center>I want to sing, but I don't know the lyrics...</center><center>And I have no band</center>

[monsterone]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Embarrassment sucks!</p><p><img border="0" src="http://starpump.ee/fun/peed_her_pants.jpg" /></p>

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I want to sing, but I don't know the lyrics...And I have no bandand is really hot!

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[PapaBear]

<p>I saw you were online before I posted that, M1. I wondered how long it would take... </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ingacopy.jpg" border="0" />I want to sing, but I don't know the lyrics...And I have no band

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