Forgive Rosie O'Donnell

[ScottBaio]

If Anthrax is anywhere in the building she's in, there's a pretty good chance that she'll eat it.

I plea.

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[Christy]

Awww ... I love Rosie! ;-)

Is that why her show wasn't live today? :-( Because she was scared? Or NBC wouldn't let people in the building?

® Christy ¯

[ScottBaio]

Ron & Fez proclaimed her to be a coward for not doing her show until the Anthrax scare is over. Is anybody surprised this woman is a hypocrite? She used to denounce gun sales while cashing a paycheck from the largest gun retailer in the United States. We shouldn't expect her to do what she says everyone else should do.

I rule.

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[Schematic]

ahahahahaahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahaha ha funiest post ive read so far

Camil Szewczyk

[JustinR]

I think we should also deny her of any cipro anitbiotics to her.

Personally I just can't stand her!!

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[ScottBaio]

How about we collect all the Anthrax that we've got in all these letters, stuff it into a ding-dong and feed it to her. Then we can pull our troops out of Afghanistan, drop her off in Jacobababadalingville and call it a day.

I rule.

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[Tall_James]

Forgive Rosie? Hell...did you see that "Little Rosie" saturday morning cartoon that she put out a couple of years ago? There is no forgiving her. Somewhere, Tom Selleck is laughing.

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[ag]

Rosie O'Donnell Never funny! DIE DIE GET IN THE COFFIN

[IkeaBoy]

She's not funny but she heard Anthrax and thought she heard Diet so ran away.

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[ScottBaio]

Somebody better turn this into a discussion of EMB's breasts or else it'll be moved to Off Topic.

Joe Poo rules! Crazy Clare is hot! Dan from Hoboken is funny! How do I listen to the show over the internet? Al is gay.

I rule.

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[CruelCircus]

Somewhere, Tom Selleck is laughing

Quigley, PI and a Baby.

Tom rocks!!


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[ScottBaio]

When Ron said Rosie was a traitor I thought that was funny. Please don't banish this thread.

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[Captain Rooster]

honestly...really...why does everybody hate her..she seems genuine to me...even though I do not know much about her


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[Tall_James]

Why does everyone hate her? Let me count the ways...
1. When one of her adopted children started acting up (as troubled, abandoned children often do) - SHE RETURNED THE CHILD TO THE ADOPTION AGENCY! True story.
2. She sandbagged and lectured her guest Tom Selleck about how he was ignorant for belonging to the NRA while she was doing commercials for KMart, one of the largest sellers of hunting guns in America.
3. Please refer to my previous post about "Little Rosie", possibly the worst cartoons in history (not counting when the Happy Days gang went to space with Fonzie and a talking dog)

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[HordeKing1]

It's also rather humourous that a gay woman would pretend to be so in love with Tom Cruise. Perehpas he has a really good chef.

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[ScottBaio]

Rosie isn't gay.. the only reason she's never been with a man is because she's holding out for one specific guy.. kind of like how Fez restrains himself around women so as not to anger his fiance in Niagra Falls. Tom Cruise is almost a woman, anyway, isn't he?

I'm gay.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Oh Rosie, why have you transformed into this Family oriented JACKASS!? I remember when you used to talk about funny things, and your episode of SNL was pretty funny. But now you open that FAT YAP about shit that you need to SHUT UP about! SHHHHHHH! Quiet! You go to the time out corner, BITCH!

ROSIE MUST PAY!!!!!!!

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[JustinR]

1. When one of her adopted children started acting up (as troubled, abandoned children often do) - SHE RETURNED THE CHILD TO THE ADOPTION AGENCY! True story.



If that's realy true then I now even hate the cunt even more!

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[Gvac]

Lent, it is unfortunately 100% true.

And Ms. O'Donnell also happens to belong to that most distatseful segment of our population, the appropriately named "limousine liberals." These are the ultra rich snobs who feel it is their place in life to tell the rest of us "commoners" how to live, while applying a totally different set of rules to themselves.

Take her anti-gun stance. She has stated no one but police officers and military personnel should be allowed to own firearms of any sort, and yet she has her children taken to school and picked up by ARMED body guards. Her house is protected by ARMED body guards.

She is the very definition of hypocrisy, and if she and the rest of the elitist scum were to all disappear tomorrow, the world would be a better place, believe you me.

Please forgive me for ranting, but when phonies look down their nose at any segment of the population, whether it be based on race, creed, color, beliefs, or monetary status, I find it utterly revolting. Even more revolting is the fact that there are people who would give credence to her inane thoughts merely because she has a TV show.

Thank you. I feel so much better now.

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[reeshy]

YOU BASTARDS,

How dare you pigs attack me, you proletariat slime! I can buy and sell the lot of you!

GVAC and Scott Baio-Yea, you! how dare you spread those horrible lies about me. Concerning that baby- well...He was defective. K-Mart has a liberal return policy-so why can't the adoption agency?

Just do as I say-not as I do, YOU PRICKS!!!!!

Sorry, no autographs-anyone seen Tom Cruise????

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[Big Jim]

Rosie O'Donnell is more fake than Sam Donaldson's hairpiece. When I was 14 she warmly greeted me outside her production of Grease on Broadway. However last year I got to attend a taping of Hollywood Squares with backstage passes in NYC, and she was one of the Squares. TALK ABOUT MISS BITCH! Between every break she would snap and her masseuse would begin to dig into her massive shoulders. She refused to talk to anyone backstage unless they were associated wtih another celebrity (she gave me the cold shoulder until she saw I knew Bruce Vilanch) She was rude and making obnoxious comments during the taping (which were deleted from broadcast)...Her image on her show is totally fake, she is RUDE AND RUDE, and not funny.

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[Captain Rooster]

THANKS - Now I know....she's a turd robber

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God Bless America!

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[Schematic]

Yep im sure this is definately the funniest post ever

Camil Szewczyk

[girl germs]

with rosie o'donnell it's always about "me, me, and me!"

and why is she always singing? i would suggest that she keep her mouth shut everytime she feels the urge to sing another broadway tune, cuz she has the worst singing voice ever. seriously, she sounds bad when she sings, and she's always doing it too! ugh.

dear rosie o'donnell,

please be quiet. we don't need to hear you sing every 20 minutes. thank you.

sincerely,
girl germs

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[Dan]

You know Bruce Vilanch, Jim?? Can you mention to him that you know a guy who can write some kick-ass Oscar jokes and Hollywood Squares zingers if he's looking for collaborators... (That guy is me, by the way).

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[Schematic]

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Camil Szewczyk

[The Blowhard]

Dan, Bruce Vilanch likes them young. You can contact him c/o Rosie's Bandleader.;)

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[ScottBaio]

I always thought Lutherans stayed in shape. I guess that's one of those occult myths.


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[Big Jim]

Hey Dan, I will let him know lol...he is a pretty friendly guy, and through him I have met a LOT of celebrities, especially at the Squares gig, but ROSIE is still unfunny, and unfriendly. Dan, try some of your material out one nite on the show!

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[RF Godfather]

She deserves to fall into a puddle of AIDS! Jim Norton reference... he he he!

Zoinks!

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[BrandonKattel]

I say we lop off her fat head, hollow it out and make a jack-o-lantern.

Iam thread cancer

[ScottBaio]

I'd pay good money to see Rosie O'Donell and Bruce Vilanch fight over the last slice of pie.

I'm rich.

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[Christy]

You all rock!

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[Tall_James]

I just can't let it go...I despise this woman. And to tell the truth, I don't think she returned the defective child to the adoption agency as I insinuated before...I THINK SHE ATE IT!!!!

Did you see when she slashed her hands open, got a staph infection and put a picture of her and the hand on the cover of that rag she calls a magazine? Hell, "Highlights for Children" is more absorbing reading.

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[CruelCircus]

Rosie STINKS!
I've always hated her because she used to host that VH1 comedy show and she was awful! And the singing- so true, how does she get parts?! Yeah, you're Rizzo, so big and tough... blech.

"limousine Liberals"- so true, so true. They tell you what you should do with your money, but sit on piles of millions of dollars that they earn from us in the first place. Classic LL's: Alec Baldwin, who stinks, and Martin Sheen, who unfortunately rocks.


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[JustinR]

gvac, I'm elightened to these discoveries. Now I can bring this up to my mom when arguing about that twat.

I wish AIDS, anthrax and ebola, cancer, and staph (which the bitch had) on rosie!!!!

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[Big Jim]

ROSIE ODONNELL STILL SUCKS, WHEN IS CAROLINE RHEA TAKING OVER?

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[scorpion]

WAIT I seem to remember hearing that her live in guards and staff are sueing her because she had cameras and microphones installed to spy on them and what they are doing in her home.



OPPS Did I say that outloud?

[Jackie Sloan]

Forgive Rosie? That implies positive feeling in some way shape or form. She is the worst, everytime I see her I feel like I'm gonna puke blood! Rosie should suck twato!



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[TomPoo]

I miss scott baio... he was funny.



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[Jackie Sloan]

I was serious dude, she makes me sick



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