<p align="left"><a href="http://www.78west.com/coranto/news/EEEFkEZAkVHkXOKUuw.html" target="_blank">Click here for where I put it.</a></p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">I
have been watching my server logs and I have noticed that quite a bunch
of people have ended up at the following review when searching for
things like "Cresh mouthwash chunks" or "Cresh mouthwash blue stuff in
mouth"</p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left">It seems like it happens to everyone and quite a few people are concerned enough to search about it on google. </p>
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<p align="left"><strong><font size="2" face="Verdana">April 11 2005 -- Girly man mouthwash</font></strong>
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<font size="2" face="Verdana">The night started off good, four guys sitting around stuffing their faces with 40 or so <a href="http://www.78west.com/eden/images/sushi.jpg"> pieces of sushi</a>
each and talking about the good old days. Everyone was happy and the
mood was good. But after that much sushi you start to smell like fish
and get a film of soy sauce and wasabi on your teeth. Time to get a
cleanin'. My <a href="http://www.78west.com/coranto/iSay.cgi?Page=Comments&ID=EEpyyEklyupngIBfsq">mouth</a> felt like it had been abused so I felt it best to pick up some mouthwash and swish away the pain.<br /><br /><img border="0" src="http://www.78west.com/tmw_images/crestwash.jpg" /><br /><br />Oh
how lucky I was to just happen upon Crest’s new mouthwash, Pro-Health
Rinse. With that fancy wrapper, slick bottle shape, and the word “NEW”
on it, how was I to resist? I bought it, took it home, and went right
to the bathroom (just as any good date should). I was going to post a
link to that gum in the lower right corner of that image but thankfully
it was lost in the great server crash so all my hard work has been
thrown out and lost forever. Bah.<br /><br /><img border="0" align="left" src="http://www.78west.com/tmw_images/adaseal.gif" />Looking
at the bottle I noticed that it said “ALCHOLOL FREE”. What fun could
that be? Crest seems to be marketing their product in the opposite
manner that Listerine is done. Those folks have people struggling to
keep it in their mouths for more then 30 seconds. They show families
running away in fear when the mother mentions the name Listerine. Now
that’s a mouthwash! I would imagine that Crest will show this stuff as
a more family friendly option, one that is nice and easy to use. Thumbs
down to that. Stuff that doesn’t kill you just makes you stronger.
Listerine can toughen up a man, this stuff would make him weak.<br /><br />But
enough of that, how does it actually taste and feel? If you have ever
been to the dentist and been told to wash with that concentrated blue
stuff they keep in the cup (that you mix with water) then you know what
this stuff is like. That’s really the best way to describe it. It’s a
bit minty and doesn’t sting at all. Listerine for <a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=girly%20men&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi">girly men</a>.
It doesn’t leave you with that same
super-clean-everything-in-your-mouth-has-been-victim-of-a-mint-genocide
that Listerine does, actually, I didn’t really feel that much different
at all after I spit this stuff out. Oh well. I’ll keep using it since
the bottle says it works and we all know that makes it true. I also
noticed the absence of the ADA symbol found on Listerine and other
toothpastes as well, I wonder why… Oh, and it also leaves a blue color
on your <a href="http://www.78west.com/tmw_images/crestwash3.jpg">tongue</a><br /><br />I
want to give this stuff 2.5 cheeses because it really did nothing for
me but I can see the use for it for people who are too sensitive (weak)
to use Listerine, so three it is. Recommendations? Once again, only if
you don’t like Listerine would I tell you to give this a try, and if
you don’t like Listerine and want a mout