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mercury29

11-01-2005, 04:56 PM

I just found out today from Silera that last night at the Hard Rock, I tried to kiss you in my drunken stupor. I realize that's no excuse, but I just felt it was the right thing to apologize to you directly. Granted, you're a very attractive woman, but that's no way to behave. Unfortunately, I didn't realize until it was too late that I had had a few too many drinks. In any event, I hope that you'll accept my apology, and that the next time we meet, we can be cordial with each other when I'm able to act like myself and not "the Drunken Grabber". I am truly sorry.Chris (aka kloraferm)

Hottub

11-01-2005, 04:58 PM

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Tenbatsuzen

11-01-2005, 04:59 PM

Oh boy, this is gonna be great.  

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Tall_James

11-01-2005, 05:14 PM

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 11-1-05 @ 9:17 PM

FUNKMAN

11-01-2005, 05:17 PM

that wasn't Swiss Miss, it was Big Jim...

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TooCute

11-01-2005, 05:25 PM

Just FYI you might want to try breath mints. Yuck.

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bobrobot

11-01-2005, 05:45 PM

quote: I just found out today from Silera that last night at the Hard Rock, I tried to kiss you in my drunken stupor. I realize that's no excuse Does that mean you were blacked out when you tossed my salad too?<img title="maple syrup" height="200" alt="maple syrup" src="http://mc.clintock.com/first_floor/kitchen/refrigerator/food/ICON-images/maple_syrup.jpg" width="200" border="0" /> 

This message was edited by bobogolem on 11-1-05 @ 9:47 PM

East Side Dave

11-01-2005, 05:49 PM

quote: Does that mean you were blacked out when you tossed my salad too? And what about when you fucked my puppet with a celery stick?!

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mikeyboy

11-01-2005, 06:00 PM

I'm having trouble.  I think I need a ruling.  The private business made public points plus the creepiness points added together either make this the greatest or worst thread ever.  ...and fella, I would't worry about it.  Given the likely sausage party atmosphere, any girl who didn't have s drunk trying to kiss here should probably be insulted.

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Sheeplovr

11-01-2005, 06:00 PM

I put my hand in East side Dave's Puppet and it came out smelling like Salmon and beer

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HBox

11-01-2005, 06:03 PM

Tonight I drunkenly gave a sloppy kiss to a picture
of Swiss Miss, so I'd like to apologize both to Swiss Miss and my
computer monitor. 

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mercury29

11-01-2005, 06:05 PM

All joking aside, I just wanted to apologize to Swiss for any inappropriate behahivour, and that I'm very sorry.

Tall_James

11-01-2005, 06:06 PM

That wasn't Swiss Miss....it was MRS. BUTTERWORTH !!!<img height="217" src="http://www.gr8bighair.com/images/bighair04.jpg" width="150" border="0" />And she didn't appreciate your finger in her syrup hole either.

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mercury29

11-01-2005, 06:12 PM

Oh, ok. Well to whoever, I am truly sorry for my insulting behavior and I hope you can forgive me. I would totally understand if you didn't.

East Side Dave

11-01-2005, 06:14 PM

I understand but my puppet doesn't. He's contacted a lawyer!

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Tenbatsuzen

11-01-2005, 06:17 PM

I would like to apologize to Jennifer Massoli for masturbating to her constantly for the last 10 years.My deepest sorrows, throughts and prayers.  

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East Side Dave

11-01-2005, 06:20 PM

Then I'll apologize to Charlie Rose for using two of his ties as batch rags. Sorry, mister. And sorry to the PBS family as well.

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Tenbatsuzen

11-01-2005, 06:21 PM

quote:I'm
having trouble. I think I need a ruling. The private business made
public points plus the creepiness points added together either make
this the greatest or worst thread ever. ...and fella, I would't
worry about it. Given the likely sausage party atmosphere, any girl who
didn't have s drunk trying to kiss here should probably be insulted.

 <a target="blank" href="http://www.thereisnoradio.com"></a> 

 It actually
would have been better if Swissy's boyfriend kicked his ass outside the
bar after the fact.  I mean, there IS precidence for that too.   

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mikeyboy

11-01-2005, 06:21 PM

Fine.  Then my apologies to Al Roker, and I'll leave it at that.

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East Side Dave

11-01-2005, 06:23 PM

And a quick apology to the Hansen fellas......sorry about the fishtank, boys.

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JerseyRich

11-01-2005, 06:29 PM

I'm sorry to my 5th grade Social Studies teacher, Mrs. Hearn for
getting mad at her when she called me "Dick" instead of Richard. Oh
wait. No I'm not. Dumb old bitch. 

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bobrobot

11-01-2005, 06:40 PM

Now I feel angry, hurt, used, and my ass is stuck to my chair.<img title="choco crack" height="323" alt="choco crack" src="http://www.nathanduval.com/crack.jpg" width="241" border="0" />

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East Side Dave

11-01-2005, 06:40 PM

Apology accepted.....Captain Neida.

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Steels

11-01-2005, 07:24 PM

His Mod quote should now read "Cybersoldier Lite". 

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This message was edited by Steels on 11-1-05 @ 11:25 PM

monsterone

11-01-2005, 07:40 PM

don't be such a faggot

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i love a meth'ed out slut. the next rail is coming off the d-.
and why don't you have tears in your eyes?

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Hawiian shirt craig

11-01-2005, 08:03 PM

Don't worry, shes got no self esteem left you probably helped her. Sometimes she cries because shes not prom queen...  She did start a new band though www.prussianblue.net

Steels

11-01-2005, 09:57 PM

When's the next RonFez.Net event? I'm guessing the second Sunday in June. 

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mercury29

11-02-2005, 10:11 AM

quote: Apology accepted.....Captain Neida.  I always like a well-placed Star Wars reference! They always make me feel a lil' better. Thanks!

whitefolks

11-02-2005, 10:26 AM

I want to appologise to my 10th grade english teacher, actually I
dont.. I just wanted to make public that I banged my 10th grade english
teacher.  

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JerseyRich

11-02-2005, 10:31 AM

quote:I want to appologise to my 10th grade english teacher, actually I
dont.. I just wanted to make public that I banged my 10th grade english
teacher. 

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<img border="0" src="http://xampd.imomo.net/tracker/chrisreyesnyc/C91D154F1A45A2645C4663CE82CD2DAA/tracker.png" />Thief!

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whitefolks

11-02-2005, 10:36 AM

quote: 
Thief!

 
 I prefer to call it an Illegal download.  

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 11:03 AM

This is the ultimate "Who Gives a Shit" thread of '05.Well actually, it's in a tie with every one of XMJunkie's threads.

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whitefolks

11-02-2005, 12:29 PM

quote:This is the ultimate "Who Gives a Shit" thread of '05.Well actually, it's in a tie with every one of XMJunkie's threads.

 
 I, sorta kinda in a way, a tiny bit care, only cause Im new and not totally jaded yet.  

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Tall_James

11-02-2005, 12:32 PM

Jennitalia

11-02-2005, 12:38 PM

mercury's another reason why the live events suck

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IrishAlkey

11-02-2005, 12:41 PM

This thread is funny.Mercury is actually a nice guy.  Don't fuck with him too much.  That being said... I didn't realize until it was too late that I had had a few too many drinks. TOO LATE?  IT WAS FUCKING 7 PM!  THE LINE WAS STILL AROUND THE CORNER!

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IrishAlkey

11-02-2005, 12:43 PM

quote: This is the ultimate "Who Gives a Shit" thread of '05.Well actually, it's in a tie with every one of XMJunkie's threads.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN  Tell us your feelings on ice in your soda again? 

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 12:47 PM

quote: quote: This is the ultimate "Who Gives a Shit" thread of '05.Well actually, it's in a tie with every one of XMJunkie's threads.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN  Tell us your feelings on ice in your soda again? <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/alkey.gif" border="0" />I guess that thread really had an impact on your life.  You know I usually don't like it unless the soda machine doesn't spit chilled seltzer into the line with the syrup.  Silly boy. 

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Tall_James

11-02-2005, 12:48 PM

Mercury is actually a nice guy.  Don't fuck with him too much. That was Swiss Miss' intent.ZING !

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 01:26 PM

He needed to be...Corrrrrrrected.<img height="174" src="http://www.drummerman.net/shining/grady.jpg" width="230" border="0" />

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mercury29

11-02-2005, 01:50 PM

quote: This thread is funny.Mercury is actually a nice guy.Thank you. I think most of us have had those nights where we regretted stuff the next day. I just wanted to do the right thing, and I appreciate you sticking up for me, seriously!

Death Metal Moe

11-02-2005, 01:55 PM

Ahh, don't get your beer goggles all in a bunch bro.  We're just having some fun.  But seriously, why let yourself get that drunk in public?  Play it a little safer next time.

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bobrobot

11-02-2005, 02:02 PM

The Drunk shall inherit the Earth<img title="jesus" height="720" alt="jesus" src="http://www.tstl.net/Children/Coloring/Jesus-Ascending.gif" width="576" border="0" />

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mercury29

11-02-2005, 02:03 PM

quote: Ahh, don't get your beer goggles all in a bunch bro.  We're just having some fun.  But seriously, why let yourself get that drunk in public?  Play it a little safer next time.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN Hey man I agree with you completely. It just caught up with me before I knew it. When I got tothe city I was fine. It wasn't until I was inside that "uh-oh" time happened. Sometimes I forget that I weigh alot less than I did 10 years ago therefore my tolerance ain't what it used to be. I don't want to start making excuses, I just feel bad about the whole situation, and I never wanted to bother anybody. I just wanted to have fun and I screwed up. I just thought apologizing would be the right thing to do.

spoon

11-02-2005, 08:00 PM

You need to start a new thread to apologize Greaseman style to all of us for this fucking thread! <img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!

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Death Metal Moe

11-03-2005, 06:10 AM

Or at the very least offer us a Goat Cheese Pizza and a BONE DRY!!!

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Death Metal Moe

11-03-2005, 06:12 AM

And RRRRRRRRROLL your RRRRRRRR's!So I was standing in the Harrrrrd Rrrrrrrrock, and I was stearing at the Brrrrreasts!  It reminds me of when I was a police officer, SLINGIN' LEAD-A!  SNARLINS!

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swiss miss

11-03-2005, 01:24 PM

hello dear.....<div>     thank you so very much, i accept your apology. i honestly do.....if every guy was man enough to apologize for doing something like that, i would have a different opinion of men alltogether. i really respect that you felt compelled to apoligize to me. perhaps at the next gathering, we can share a drink or two and laugh about it......</div><div> </div><div>xox  swissy </div>

Death Metal Moe

11-03-2005, 01:56 PM

Who doesn't like a happy ending?         Was there a happy ending involved?

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Patches

11-03-2005, 02:59 PM

"xox  swissy"Now that was just cruel  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

11-03-2005, 03:06 PM

I don't think that was sarcastic, I think it's just her signature.Funny in this instance though.It should say Scream*Knee*Mace swissy

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Hottub

11-03-2005, 03:16 PM

Who doesn't like a happy ending? Well I know I do!!     I just hate having to pay the extra 20 bucks!!

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Death Metal Moe

11-03-2005, 03:23 PM

If dessert is part of the meal then a happy ending it part of the massage.  Thank you.

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Crippler

11-03-2005, 04:41 PM

quote: If dessert is part of the meal then a happy ending it part of the massage.  Thank you.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN Finally, a political candidate with a platform I can get behind.

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Death Metal Moe

11-03-2005, 04:44 PM

Write me in on Tuesday!!!  I plan on it!  My vote never fucking counts anyway, so I will write in DEATH METAL MOE!!

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spoon

11-04-2005, 12:09 AM

Crip wants to get behind Moe.  Now there's a hot scene for everyone!  We'll call this flick "Bacon2".

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!