fart cover ups

[iscream22]

When you didnt fart , and your friend thinks you farted, what do you try to say to cover it up?
I always do the foot squeakin on the floor technique... it never did work...

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This message was edited by iscream22 on 10-15-01 @ 4:23 PM

[LatinJoker]

I alway's blame the plastic covers on my grandma's couch.And what is the deal with those damn covers.In the summer god forbid you have on shorts,if you try and get up,it'll take half the skin on your leg off.

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[sunndoggy8]

I almost never fart in public. It's either a phobia or a physical phenomenon, but I can only do it when I'm alone or on the toilet. I think that makes me special.

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[Schematic]

Ill just fart again to make the guy mad.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I actually don't fart in front of people I know. I respect them too much. I'll get up and excuse myself for a few minutes, go to the bathroom ,and BLAST.

But your average Nut Muncher on the street can Suck my Rectal Wind!

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[The Belcher]

If it's a male friend, I'll put on a show, like dropping my keys and pretend that my neck hurts so I can't bend over to get them, and when the guy bends over to get them for me, I'll grab him by his neck or back of his head, and force his nose into the path of my noxious blast. If I'm with a lady, especially in the car, I'll sneak it out if I can. If it stinks, I'll just turn to her and accuse her of trying to kill me. I have done this many times, and it is hilarious to watch a girl be flabbergasted at my rolling down the window and accusation of "Sour stomach?" as I do it. It's okay, I don't mind being alone.


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[TheGameHHH]

I normally don't cover it up. I can fart in front of most people, it's not that big of a deal. I can do it in front of family, my male friends and my girlfriend. The only people I won't really fart in front of are some of my girl friends, I guess I respect them or something. LOL

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[ftdk666]

I never cover it up. if i even think i hear a fart type noise i will jump up and admit to it. thats how you do it.

[RF Godfather]

I try never to fart in public and if I do... I leave that general area mad quick.

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[Sheeplovr]

If your gana fart it better make a noise or its just stink
u have to agree that if there a nosie its funny if its just a wafting smell u hate it

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[F1Gm3nT]

when I do fart i do the slick lil walk away or walk away from teh people I know fart and then walk back when safe
my farts are the silent but deadly ones.

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[AppleBoy]

If there's a dog or cat nearby I'll blame them. It never works but it lightens the mood (unfortunately it doesn't lighten the air). Same thing with the "Who stepped on the duck?" line. If I'm sitting in a chair, it's always a sqeaky chair.

[Ryan the Great]

i always say "safety" when i fart cause if i dont and someone else says "doorknob" before i say "safety" then they get to hit me until i touch a doorknob, its this stupid game i dont know where it came from, no one really does it anymore but i got in the habit of saying "safety" now when i fart even if it isnt necassary. or i just say "thats right, it was me".
i take pride in my farts.
FART ON!

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This message was edited by Ryan the Great on 4-26-02 @ 9:33 PM

[ADF]

When my girlfriend and I were first going out, I visited her house. Walking down to the basement, she farted and tried to cover it up with "I think this step is squeaky," then pressing down on the step a couple of more times with her foot to try to prover her point. I didn't fall for her ruse, clever as it may have been.

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[Ryan the Great]

for some reason my noise farts never smell but by silent ones smell like rotten eggs. odd.

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[Tall_James]

I blame the baby.

Works every time.

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If I could Quote my favorite Comedian George Carlin: If I could Quote my favorite Comedian George Carlin:
<i>"Question,did ya ever have to fart on a bus or an airplane or in some public place?But you havent been farting all that day so you really didnt know the nature of the beast.You only knew there was lots of it! In a situation like that,what you have to do is release....a test fart! You have to arange to release quietly, and in a carfully controlled manor, about 10 to fifteen percent of the total fart. In order to determine if those around you can hadle it! Or if in fact you maybe about to precipitaite,a public health emergency.When releasing a test fart, it is often good to engae in an act of subtrafudge, such as reaching for a magazine.SAAAAAY IS THAT GOLF DIGEST *FART NOISE*
That doesnt smell to horifing! In fact in an odd way its rather plesant, I think they outa enjoy the rest of this baby!And it turns out to be, one of those farts that would strip the varnish off a foot locker!A fart that could end a marrage!And everyone around you heads for the exits.Even the people on the airplane.As you relize its time to review your fiber intake! It might not be nesscesary afterall each morning to eat an enite wicker swing set.</I>

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This message was edited by ag1247 on 4-27-02 @ 4:29 PM

[cheezeemee]

I just walk away if I have to release some gas. Sometimes it's a long walk.

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