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LiquidCourage
10-29-2005, 09:36 PM
Has this ever happened to you? What happened with it, anything?

sr71blackbird
10-30-2005, 01:16 AM
<p>Happend to me once, and nothing happened.</p><p>One time after I had come, I pulled out and the rubber was stuck inside her!&nbsp; I had to play gynecologist and get it out!&nbsp; No babys.</p>

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10-30-2005, 02:47 AM
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LiquidCourage
10-30-2005, 05:12 AM
<p>My rubber broke the other night, but I never came.&nbsp; I just kind of noticed it and pulled it out and was like, &quot;WTF!?&quot;</p><p>This has never happened to me so I'm kind of weirded out.</p>

Death Metal Moe
10-30-2005, 05:14 AM
Did you make this thread just to brag that you're banging?

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bobrobot
10-30-2005, 05:46 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000066">For @ 20 yrs now, the Surgeon Generals advice has been to wear 2!</font></strong></p><p><img title="condom rack" height="180" alt="condom rack" src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1465000/images/_1465326_ncondoms300.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

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LiquidCourage
10-30-2005, 06:24 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Did you make this thread just to brag that you're banging? <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN <br />No, cause believe me she ain't worth bragging about.

Death Metal Moe
10-30-2005, 06:57 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"><p>Did you make this thread just to brag that you're banging? </p></font>Did you make this thread just to brag that you're banging? <p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> </p><p><a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> </p><p>DTN </p><br />No, cause believe me she ain't worth bragging about. Ehh, ya gotta do what ya gotta do my man.<br />

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DJEvelEd
10-30-2005, 07:05 AM
<p><font color="#000000">Lunch Spoiler in white:</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">A&nbsp;rubber broke during anal, when I pulled out of her ass&nbsp;she pointed and laughed and call me a &quot;shitdick&quot;. She had diarrhea so I jammed&nbsp;my &quot;diarrheadick&quot;&nbsp;in her pussy which gave her a nasty yeast infection. I called her a &quot;shitcunt&quot; and walked out that door. Me and Grandma haven't spoken since.</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">True story!</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">&quot;AP&quot; and all that...</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>They call me rubberneck!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*C word alert*</p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe
10-30-2005, 07:10 AM
That's not a white text post, that's a love story.

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PhishHead
10-30-2005, 08:18 AM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p><strong><font color="#000066">For @ 20 yrs now, the Surgeon Generals advice has been to wear 2!</font></strong></p><p><img width="300" height="180" border="0" src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1465000/images/_1465326_ncondoms300.jpg" alt="condom rack" title="condom rack" /></p><br />wow thats a lie if i ever heard one...two condoms make friction and cause both to break.&nbsp; <br />


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reeshy
10-30-2005, 09:16 AM
Don't use 'em and don't need 'em!!!&nbsp;&nbsp; I've been fixed and venereal diseases are just plain scared of me!!!!!!!

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bobrobot
10-30-2005, 10:03 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>wow thats a lie if i ever heard one...two condoms make friction and cause both to break.&nbsp; <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000066">Must be some kinda conspiracy...</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000066">How can 2 lubricated pieces of latex generate friction???</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000066">Unless you are the 6 million dollar man and yer dick is actually a soldering iron!!!</font></strong></p><p><img title="6 mil $ man" height="207" alt="6 mil $ man" src="http://www.nonsporttradingcards.com/Merchant2/NSTC/images/header/6MILMANTitle.gif" width="250" border="0" /></p><br />

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LiquidCourage
10-30-2005, 11:54 AM
Wow, and I thought double wrapping it was just some sleazy street corner type advice.

SatCam
10-30-2005, 03:28 PM
<p><font size="1">Wow, and I thought double wrapping it was just some sleazy street corner type advice. </font></p><p><font size="1">It is!&nbsp; You heard it from Bobo for christs sake!</font></p>

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Tall_James
10-30-2005, 03:30 PM
<p><strong><font color="#000066">How can 2 lubricated pieces of latex generate friction???</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000066">Unless you are the 6 million dollar man and yer dick is actually a soldering iron!!!</font></strong></p><p><img title="6 mil $ man" height="207" alt="6 mil $ man" src="http://www.nonsporttradingcards.com/Merchant2/NSTC/images/header/6MILMANTitle.gif" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>Can I start a BoboGolem Appreciation Thread?</p>

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Death Metal Moe
10-30-2005, 03:36 PM
No you may not.

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furie
10-30-2005, 03:49 PM
yes, and nothing.<br />


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PhishHead
10-30-2005, 04:00 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote: </font><p>wow thats a lie if i ever heard one...two condoms make friction and cause both to break. <br /></p><p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000066">Must be some kinda conspiracy...</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000066">How can 2 lubricated pieces of latex generate friction???</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000066">Unless you are the 6 million dollar man and yer dick is actually a soldering iron!!!</font></strong></p><br />if
you have ever read any information about condoms or medical studies you
would know that 2 condoms on top of one another causes friction and
heat no matter the lubrication.&nbsp; You can keep double wrapping
yours have fun with the hiv.<br />


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bobrobot
10-30-2005, 05:31 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font size="1">have fun with the hiv</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000066">WOW Man, you're all heart!!!</font></strong></p><p><img title="bandage" height="152" alt="bandage" src="http://14ushop.com/ergorest/images/bandaid_large2.gif" width="167" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#ff0000" size="2">I do not know of any studies that examine the effectiveness of using two condoms</font></strong> (some people refer to it as &quot;double bagging&quot;). I do not advise people to double-bag for this very reason; we don't know if it actually reduces condom failures. <font color="#ff0000"><strong><font size="+0"><font size="2">It's possible that two condoms do protect you further</font>,</font> but I don't know if the two condoms reduce effectiveness.</strong></font> For instance, <font color="#ff0000" size="2"><strong>it's possible</strong></font> that two together actually cause greater friction, thus damaging the integrity of the condom. What I do know is that it will decrease sensitivity to the penis during sex. </p><p>Working in HIV prevention, I struggle with getting people to use one condom. If people use one condom most or all of the time, then I am encouraged. If we start telling people that they need to use two condoms, they might become discouraged and not use them at all. And what does this tell us about the reliability of one condom? I would assume that manufacturers would make condoms thicker if they thought it would help. </p><p>For now, <strong><font color="#ff0000">if using two condoms makes you feel more comfortable, go ahead</font></strong>. Using one correctly is just as important. If people out there have any feedback on this topic, I'd be more than happy to read it and/or post it. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2"><a href="http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/PreventionSexual/Q9652.html" target="_self">SOURCE</a></font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobojacko.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>If I've got an apple with a razor blade in it, you get half !</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by bobogolem on 10-30-05 @ 9:33 PM</font>

LiquidCourage
10-30-2005, 08:39 PM
<p>Always glad to see a thread I started going off in left field.</p>

PapaBear
10-30-2005, 08:53 PM
It's happened several times to me. The result? He's 15, now.

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bobrobot
10-31-2005, 04:00 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Always glad to see a thread I started going off in left field.</p><p><img title="left field" height="187" alt="left field" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/leftField.jpg" width="480" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000066">Wait til ya have kids...</font></strong></p><br />

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WhiteHonkyDevil
10-31-2005, 05:36 AM
I pulled one off by the tip once....which is actually really tough to
do. It also shot the contents across the room, onto my mirror, with one
of the grossest sounds I've ever heard.<br />


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Jennitalia
10-31-2005, 06:06 AM
<p>I think it broke once in college. I had my boyfriend kick me down the stairs a couple of times just to be safe.</p><p>The first time my guy and I did it, we tried using a normal size trojan, and it was a little too small for his penis (hooray for me).&nbsp;&nbsp; I think it fit like halfway on.&nbsp;&nbsp; We ended up trying it out, and the condom&nbsp;fell off and got stuck up my tookie.&nbsp; We couldn't get it out, so I had to go to the gyno the next morning for a removal.&nbsp; </p>

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PhishHead
10-31-2005, 06:53 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font size="1">have fun with the hiv</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000066">WOW Man, you're all heart!!!</font></strong></p><p><img title="bandage" height="152" alt="bandage" src="http://14ushop.com/ergorest/images/bandaid_large2.gif" width="167" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#ff0000" size="2">I do not know of any studies that examine the effectiveness of using two condoms</font></strong> (some people refer to it as &quot;double bagging&quot;). I do not advise people to double-bag for this very reason; we don't know if it actually reduces condom failures. <font color="#ff0000"><strong><font size="+0"><font size="2">It's possible that two condoms do protect you further</font>,</font> but I don't know if the two condoms reduce effectiveness.</strong></font> For instance, <font color="#ff0000" size="2"><strong>it's possible</strong></font> that two together actually cause greater friction, thus damaging the integrity of the condom. What I do know is that it will decrease sensitivity to the penis during sex. </p><p>Working in HIV prevention, I struggle with getting people to use one condom. If people use one condom most or all of the time, then I am encouraged. If we start telling people that they need to use two condoms, they might become discouraged and not use them at all. And what does this tell us about the reliability of one condom? I would assume that manufacturers would make condoms thicker if they thought it would help. </p><p>For now, <strong><font color="#ff0000">if using two condoms makes you feel more comfortable, go ahead</font></strong>. Using one correctly is just as important. If people out there have any feedback on this topic, I'd be more than happy to read it and/or post it. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2"><a href="http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/PreventionSexual/Q9652.html" target="_self">SOURCE</a></font></strong> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yet from the same website</p><p><br /><a title="SOURCE" href="http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/PreventionSexual/Q162229.html" target="_self">http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Archive/PreventionSexual/Q162229.html</a></p>

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bobrobot
10-31-2005, 07:12 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000066" size="1">I wasn't thinking about back there, it ain't my portal of choice...</font></strong></p><p><img title="port hole" height="300" alt="port hole" src="http://www.maritime.org/online-store/scstore/graphics/Portholemirror.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000066" size="1">Still, no evidence of any study, just opinions... what if's, </font></strong><strong><font color="#000066" size="1">maybe's &amp; butts..</font></strong></p>

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